Christgau, Chusid, or DeRogatis: Which critic is the most useless?

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And the only one I was "shielding" was Klosterman. DeRo's a tool.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

DESTROY NEW ILX

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

proselytization

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Posts that steer more toward synopsizing and less toward editorializing are more my preference, only because I'd rather know the facts than the preferences and interests of online freaks who haven't figured out that criticism is less AUTHORITY and more PERSPECTIVE. (See post #1)

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

more history papers, less creative writing

― rps, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think any (good) critic honestly believes that his opinions are more "valid" than someone else's.

Chusid is a weird person to toss into this thread, simply because he's a historian and journalist and not the same kind of graded-album-review critic as Xgau or DeRo.

― jaymc, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I've always been incredulous of the supposed value of criticism, but I despise rock critic critics with a passion, most notably the ones who actually take themselves seriously. Anyone who is convinced that their opinions (of rock & roll criticism, for Chrissakes!) are so refined as to warrant them a living wage is delusional. In particular, the one I find most odious is souldesqueeze.

Fixed.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

if we work hard, we can hit every half-assed point, joke, nasty remark, and considered opinion we've ever made on one of these threads guys. i know we can do it!

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Wow, the flames appeared before the smoke detector even caught a whiff.

You're partially right about Chusid not being as much of a critic as an historian. But he's no less an unctuous prick.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ok in the interests of not being a complete glib prick:

the internet discussion board I Love Music has seen probably hundreds of Christgau, DeRogatis, and Klosterman threads at this point. Some people like Xgau, some don't. Nobody likes DeRo or Klosterman. Some of the threads discussing these writers have ended in board-historic flameouts.

I have never knowingly read a word of Irwin Chusid nor seen a thread on him.

Some of the writers of 33 1/3 books have and do post here, as well.

The poster "strongohulkington" is actually a very single and attractive marketing exec from Toronto, watch out for her (she is very pretty but kind of mean [sorry it's true!]). The poster "nabisco" works for said firm (I know, it's wierd).

Good luck and happy posting.

― gff, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:29 (seventeen years ago) link

And why we should we listen to the dude from Soul Coughing??

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a musician write me a letter once and thank me for a criticism I made that he thought was valid.

― Tim Ellison, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

"I know the general mindset."

What the hell does that even mean? Is there a "general mindset" that pervades all music boards?

― Hurting 2, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

anyway i would just like to say i love reading about awesome music.

― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there a "general mindset" that pervades all music boards?

It's called "smarmy douchebaggery," and yeah, it's pretty common.

― unperson, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

And why we should we listen to the dude from Soul Coughing

Soul Coughing is soooooooooooooooooooo much more useless than Christgau.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Seriously, though, I can't work out what kind of blockhead you'd have to be to sit around sputtering at the GALL of critics to have freaking OPINIONS, as if you haven't noticed that healthy human beings are actually often interested in opinions that aren't their own, and kinda the whole point of criticism is how those healthy human beings are even willing to pay 99 cents or look at some ads in order to maybe find out and think about someone's opinions on a topic, maybe even someone with a track record of experience, attention, knowledge, and provocative thought w/r/t the topic at hand, whether the topic is music or politics or which desktop conference speakerphone design is the best value.

I imagine these blockheads wandering in a strictly utilitarian world of blank walls and Hannibal Lecter masks and their mothers call and go "hey, I saw that Diane Keaton movie yesterday" and they say "thank you for that factual information" and their mothers say "you know, I thought it was a little--" and they say "I have already formed an opinion of said film and your opinion is no more valid than mine, and if you think your opinion is SO GREAT that it's worth eating up my daytime minutes to share it then you've got another think coming, ho."

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

What the hell does that even mean? Is there a "general mindset" that pervades all music boards?

I meant no disrespect. I've simply noticed that the majority of people who post regularly on such sites get extremely defensive when their own opinions are called into question, more so than is logical or necessary.

Why does everyone hate Klosterman?

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there a general mindset that pervades all new posters who start threads like this? Yeah, it's called "I have an original thought to tell you guys and it's going to blow your stupid minds"

― Hurting 2, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Does this site feature a search function that isn't powered by Google?

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't blame you there. We lost our old search function when we switched over to the nu format, and the google search sux.

― Hurting 2, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

we sold the search function to get t-shirts with our names on them

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate criticism. . . . I await your perspectives

Fair shot. ;)

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

if you didn't get one, it means exactly what you think it means

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

extremely defensive when their own opinions are called into question

so which reviews that you disagreed with caused you to start this thread

― rps, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

where the fuck is my fucking t shirt

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― Mr. Que, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

None in particular. I'm less concerned with their individual opinions than with the regard in which they're held. I don't understand why critics are so revered, basically.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.spikemagazine.com/reviews/lesterbangs.jpg

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

they're not, really.

― gff, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i would suggest you try working for a daily or weekly newspaper. you'll quickly change your opinions about critics being "revered."

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:40 (seventeen years ago) link

by their colleagues much less the readership

― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Why does everyone hate Klosterman?

souldesqueeze on Monday, March 26, 2007 3:33 PM (2 minutes ago)

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― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:41 (seventeen years ago) link

christgau is revered maybe by other writers and probably not very well known otherwise. chusid i am not familiar with. the only one who revers derogatis is (insert culinary proprieter)

― rps, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I only say that because I've noticed a general deference to their points of view as being somehow more worthy of evaluation than others'. Same with somebody like Roger Ebert. At least Gene Siskel seemed to have a sense of humor about his line of work.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand why critics are so revered, basically.

saying that here is like walking into a gay bar and asking "why would anybody wanna kiss another guy?"

― m coleman, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

the idea that "everyone" on ILM "does" anything is mindbending

― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

did wagemann get spellcheck?

― marmotwolof, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Part of why you're getting a snarky response to this thread is that critics are really not revered, and in fact there are approximately 300,000 people on the internet going around starting "clever" and "provocative" threads about how they're SUCH transparent dickwads, to the point where those threads get more predictable and irritating than any dumb thing most any critic can come up with to prompt them.

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I will say that I admire the hell out of David Fricke.

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

ebert once wrote a garfield review from the pov of garfield

― rps, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

did wagemann get spellcheck?

oh snap!

― strongohulkington, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I only say that because I've noticed a general deference to their points of view as being somehow more worthy of evaluation than others'.

You will also notice that George Bush's point of view is more often discussed and evaluated than that of my Aunt Nina. This is not necessarily because George Bush's point of view is deemed better.

― nabisco, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Does this site feature a search function that isn't powered by Google?

souldesqueeze on Monday, 26 March 2007 20:34 (4 minutes ago)

"Direct ILX search" shows countless searches with "Christgau"

― curmudgeon, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Just to go totally off-topic for a second, are you familiar with Garfield Without Dialogue?

― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago) link

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― deej, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Just to go totally off-topic for a second, are you familiar with Garfield Without Dialogue?

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― Matos W.K., Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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― gff, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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― ghost rider, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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― souldesqueeze, Monday, 26 March 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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Thanks literary critics.

― Binjominia, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

historians often act as critics of history, though, ones whose opinions affect the slant of their works.

― rps, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think the line between music historians and music critics can be drawn in thick black marker, because very little that is of interest about music is purely objective or scientifically measurable. A history of 20th century music that contained nothing but measurable facts that could be proved scientifically would be a very dry and irrelevant read. The very act of deciding which musicians and which music to write about is a value judgment.

― o. nate, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

And the statement that all criticism is equally valid is only true in a very trivial sense. I think it's easy to dismiss criticism as meaningless navel gazing, until you've actually tried to say something meaningful about music yourself. It's not easy to write criticism that is informative, enlightening, astute, realistic, colorful, provocative, realistic, etc.

― o. nate, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago) link

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― Sparkle Motion, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

But you've got to maintain perspective and not delude yourself into thinking that you're more qualified than others to believe what you do, at least concerning something as open to interpretation as music or film.

This is wrong on so many levels, it's hard to know where to begin.

1: Many critics are more qualified than you to write about music (your general douchery on this topic makes it clear to me that you hold no advanced degree in musicology)
B: A critic must fundamentally "believe" that he is correct in order to write with authority on the topic at hand. A world of opinion journalism that adhered to your standards would be a flaccid bore.
Third: If you (yes, you souldesqueeze) can't write well or with conviction on music or film then I don't care about your "interpretation." Therefore, not all interpretations are valid. Especially yours.

― MC, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I honestly believe that anyone who carries the conviction that their criticism of a piece in whose creation they played absolutely no part is of any consequence at all is wholly delusional. Criticism exists as mere food for thought for the reader, nothing more. Society would not dissolve into a cultural morass without it.

No, I honestly believe that anyone who carries the conviction that their ~~criticism~~ creation of a piece in whose creation they played ~~absolutely no~~ a major part is of any consequence at all is wholly delusional. ~~Criticism~~ Art exists as mere food for thought for the reader, nothing more. Society would not dissolve into a cultural morass without it.

― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

~~Art~~Cookery exists as mere food ~~for thought for the reader~~, nothing more. Society would not dissolve into a cultural morass without it.

― s.clover, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

basically I think everything we need to know about this dude can be deduced from the fact that he views criticism as some sort of monolithic enterprise which threatens his own opinions and tramples dissent underfoot, rather than a means to promote discussion among intelligent people

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Am I insane, or is Pitchfork not mentioned once on this thread?

― schwantz, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

that's not writing, it's typing.

― Shakey Mo Collier, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, I was actually just thinking, the only thing this dude could do at this point that would save face and make me empathize with his position would be to reveal that he's that guy who posted a thread here recently about how he would play records for his roommate and his roommate would tell him they sucked and he didn't want to listen to them and then would go out and buy the same records as soon as Pitchfork reviewed them

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:48 (seventeen years ago) link

(xpost)

― bernard snowy, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

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― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 23:15 (seventeen years ago) link

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― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 27 March 2007 23:19 (seventeen years ago) link

No, I honestly believe that anyone who carries the conviction that their criticism of a piece in whose creation they played absolutely no part is of any consequence at all is wholly delusional. Criticism exists as mere food for thought for the reader, nothing more. Society would not dissolve into a cultural morass without it.

Cynthia Ozick wrote an article in this month's issue of Harpers called "Literary Entrails: They boys in the alley, the disappearing readers, and the novel's ghostly twin" about the place of criticism in art. Reducing her argument to a few sentences, she argues that what gives culture (particularly literary culture) context is criticism. She is, of course, a writer who knows a couple things about criticism and literature. I think she'd probably disagree with your entire assumption.

― Mordechai Shinefield, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 00:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I honestly believe that anyone who carries the conviction that their criticism of a piece in whose creation they played absolutely no part is of any consequence at all is wholly delusional. Criticism exists as mere food for thought for the reader, nothing more.

I.e., food for thought is of no consequence.

I.e., thought is of no consequence.

I.e., if you really believed this, you'd have shot yourself in the face long ago.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:28 (seventeen years ago) link

syllogistic nabisco otm

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Although I guess that's not a syllogism.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

My mind hungers for the misguided opinions of others.

― M.V., Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

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― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:32 (seventeen years ago) link

God Bless You, g®▲Ðұ.

― m0stlyClean, Wednesday, 28 March 2007 02:37 (seventeen years ago) link

five years pass...

I await your perspectives.

― buzza, Sunday, 23 December 2012 08:48 (eleven years ago) link

5 Years Pass...

― maura, Sunday, 23 December 2012 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

Meanwhile, I'm still thinking

― Rumba de Schmillsson (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 23 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

I like Chusid, if only for highlighting worthy way-out-in-left-field artists and bands

― Lee626, Sunday, 23 December 2012 22:52 (eleven years ago) link

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