second greatest Ark Music video/song/artist after Rebecca Black

CJ FAM slowed-down sounds kinda like the knife or something

not sure why I wrote her name in all caps

oooo oooo are you doing that via youtube? is there a website that enables you to do so? been dying to find something like that for days

someone posted the vid just a few posts before this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpWfAiz1RC0

(yeah, I know it's old, but for completism's sake...)

If we're going by views:

Alana Lee Hamilton, "Butterflies": 8,071,283 views
Abby Victor, "Crush on You": 3,024,761 views
Britt Rutter, "Without Your Love": 2,827,302 views

And for the sake of comparison:
Jenna Rose, "My Jeans": 8,322,098 views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UHAMwP2GNs

plot: a CGI globe appears out of nowhere and just hovers while a red navigation line traces its way from Cali to Spain to the Mariana Trench to the North Pole. meanwhile there's a blinding flash and a little boy appears out of nowhere and does a karate kid bow. then a stylized CGI beanstock sprouts from the globe, and a cropduster airplane flies over it, spreading shimmery confetti stuff in its path. then a red bird with brown wings (a finch? ilx ornithologists help me out here) flies over the plane. then...well that's just about it. there's no sign of Patrice "fast lane, switchin' lanes" Wilson in this video or the other one (below) she made with Ark. I guess her options financially were either 2 low-budget videos sans Pato or one big production with him in it. bad choice imho. this is barely even buzzworthy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX6YyIqvk1c

"Girl Swag On" out this week.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvvdgBipfHM

this is gonna be huge.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40V49zlMbIw

shame on a Ark for taking down their historic launch party video

reposted here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSTZ2VIAg5I

Still waiting for "Girl Swag On" ;_;

"Girl Swag On" is the Chinese Democracy of Ark Music Factory videos. I, too, am eager to see a rich, nonthreatening tween stand up to the rich, nonthreatening tween thugs who are trying to bully her, but if we have to wait months or even years to see its release, it's because someone at Ark is making sure it will be perfect.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

http://dismagazine.com/disco/18692/tweengirl-famtasy/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ul8tSgJGhQ

oh fuck

finally!!!!

Obviously still an A+ song but I'm a bit let down by the production on this. I think CJ Fam has my #1 spot locked in the EOY poll now.

http://cdn.dismagazine.com/uploads/2011/06/CJ-and-Dad.jpg

Coming soon in August Pato Aka Fat Usher "H-A-P-P-Y"

This seems to have gone unnoticed:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UCdcW0RgII

long live rop

WE HAVE BEEN SLEEPING ON ALL OF THIS!!! http://www.youtube.com/user/patomuzic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi1_Hbn2jqw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRj9T_On9Js

GREAT BRITAIN REPRESENT!!!

TWEENCHRONIC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OiCYNDNV9k

Tweenchronicity is the experience of two or more tweens that are apparently causally unrelated or unlikely to occur together by chance, yet are experienced as occurring together in a meaningful manner.

chronic = w33d, iirc

OMG MOUSTACHE DUDE

glad to see they've kept the cheering " bits from "It's Thanksgiving"

Geekygirl4everme 5 hours ago
Annoying and a really bad example on what kids should be doing. Skip rope but can you do it with out the representation of drugs and alcohol?

geekygirl4everme otm

can I just

SKIP ROPE
SKIP ROPE
EVERYBODY EVERYBODY DO THE SKIP ROPE

I hope that girl who poured Pixie Stix into her eyes got adequate medical attention

Was nice of them to set up the shooting around Patrice Wilson's day job, though.

MegaJudy7 20 hours ago

These girls are gunna end up on Maury

guilty lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLhrHVySgA

Pppppht.

CJ Fam auditioned for X Factor and apparently made it through to bootcamp, but there's no footage of her audition, only this video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuA2U-tHxU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2cQSPRTdhg

lol chill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVpu6MnXBhQ