lol
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link
This is basically CJ Fam vs Madison
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Pato rips on Ted Hughes:
up above the skylike an eagle up on highcan't relate to your painthe way you feel deep insideyou're a bird in the skylike an eagle up on highbaby baby you got my high
― No more war/No more hate/Got my girl swag on/Got my girl swag on (seandalai), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link
baby baby you got me high, rather.
too bad none of these rip on Sylvia Plath </shakey mo>
― sarahel, Friday, 18 March 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link
CJ Fam singing "So What"
this girl is hilarious
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:18 (thirteen years ago) link
I listened to most of these already but CJ Fam is still new to me and WAU
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link
kind of awestruck by this swagger:
I am the bestgirl all aroundin the papersand in town
It is kind of amazing though how Rebecca is in this entire other level of weird given everything on display here.
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm pretty sure a few of these girls are nothing more than holograms + voice synthesizers, like the ones that are popular in Japan. Danika is definitely has no existence outside of the music video, and I'm still on the fence about Ashley Rose.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
Alana Lee is the only one who comes across as sweet and sincere, and I could see "Butterflies" being recorded by some Disney second-stringer (Hannah Montana's little blonde friend?). I'd like it more if her vocals didn't sound so processed, but she still gets my vote.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:30 (thirteen years ago) link
if CJ Fam was sweet and sincere, she wouldn't work
― ancient, but very sexy (DJP), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link
CJ Fam looks like she's about ready to punch a window or knock someone's teeth out. zero tenderness in that girl.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Friday, 18 March 2011 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link
gotta be CJ.
pop stuuhhr
― circa1916, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link
CJ is bossy
― An adult guest rapper (donna rouge), Friday, 18 March 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Methinks the 24 karat charisma of Lil Nay Nay would be giving CJ a run for her money if she had a video.
― Spectrist, Friday, 18 March 2011 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link
someone needs to edit together the audio of every 'rap verse' from these songs into a Best of Pato mixtape, complete with gun sounds and DJ shouts
― some dude, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link
― some dude
OMG YES!!! Lift all the intros too and jam them all in the beginning... "Yo.. ARK music... commin atcha..."
― Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link
haha seriously if anyone has the technical ability to do it, go for it and just give me an exec producer credit along w/ DJ Whoo Kidz Bop or whatever
― some dude, Friday, 18 March 2011 21:00 (thirteen years ago) link
No Lil Nay Nay, no justice...
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
no contest!
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
christ, if you guys love her so much then why don't you start a CJ Famn Club, send her some famn mail, maybe publish a CJ Famnzine?
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:25 (thirteen years ago) link
her song is abt wanting to be normal again except she already is normal why dont u see
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:27 (thirteen years ago) link
this is too much for me. I think I need a flow chart.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Is that Common in the CJ Fam video?
― pc-ness pump (lpz), Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
You guys bailed on Madison on the end. Where is the love.
― No more war/No more hate/Got my girl swag on/Got my girl swag on (seandalai), Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:43 (thirteen years ago) link
poor kaya: the ark music factory darling before rebecca black made it big can't even get one vote on this (obviously definitive) poll!
― teledyldonix, Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/511E08GZV5L._SL500_AA300_.jpg
All in!
― Spectrist, Saturday, 19 March 2011 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd'a voted if the poll leadtime wasn't so short. I got a couple hours on the computer a day tops and spotty internet access to boot ... I needed way more time to make my mind up. Which seat can I take?!
Of the ones I've watched, CJ Fam stood out bigtime. Kaya has charisma but in a way that's way too creepy, and her song was high turd. (OK, The Fam is turd, too, but it has an almost frightening intensity.) Sarah Mauotuoueaooga was sweet and boring. I hope that was her real boyfriend in the vid. Jolie Adamson just lacks.
Areiana Dvornik sounds like a budget Christina Milian
She'll never be a star, looks like her name fell out of a bag of Scrabble tiles.
― Ian Curtis danced like a tortured chicken DO U SEE (Phil D.) I said the same thing about Christina Aguilera and Natalie Imbruglia when their first singles came out. Man, crow tastes like a ass.
― relentlessly ugly frat hedonist retard anthems I have loved (staggerlee), Saturday, 19 March 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/1537/yfy.gif
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 19 March 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKaxiAoZc74
another video that Ark has seemingly disowned. I guess the grubby metal dudes and the drummer with "FREAK OUT!" painted on his bare chest were too racy for their own good. no Pato here, unfortunately.
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Saturday, 19 March 2011 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link
can y'all start using another name for this guy
i mean, stop supporting trademark theft
― Richard Stubbs' Tears (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 19 March 2011 06:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I support calling him Fat Usher.
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Saturday, 19 March 2011 06:29 (thirteen years ago) link
They took away "Girl Swag On" :(
― No more war/No more hate/Got my girl swag on/Got my girl swag on (seandalai), Saturday, 19 March 2011 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link
Hey another one of those videos where they show people rocking but none of the instruments are actually in the song.
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Saturday, 19 March 2011 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li2ib7KVvc1qei4vno1_500.gif
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lolled until i pooped
― SBlendor in the grass (bernard snowy), Sunday, 20 March 2011 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrAq3giPqLw
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 24 March 2011 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsh5aIIf-2E
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 24 March 2011 00:08 (thirteen years ago) link
for completism's sake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMYyrhooJk
(song is an Ark Music production; video is obviously homemade)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 24 March 2011 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link
would really love to see a documentary on the parents who do this for their kids
it's far less atrocious than the beauty pageants but i still think it's somewhat psychotic
― Radical Adults Lick Based God Style (kelpolaris), Thursday, 24 March 2011 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link
aw dang, how did I overlook this arkmusik agit-pop jam?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRitln7HCuM
it's cool that she wrote the song herself, but I don't know why she enlisted Ark's help instead of just recording the song at home on a boombox and shooting the video outside her house with a few friends and a cheap camcorder.
(ok, I know why: rich parents)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:29 (thirteen years ago) link
CJ FAM slowed-down sounds kinda like the knife or something
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:46 (thirteen years ago) link
not sure why I wrote her name in all caps
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:47 (thirteen years ago) link
oooo oooo are you doing that via youtube? is there a website that enables you to do so? been dying to find something like that for days
― Radical Adults Lick Based God Style (kelpolaris), Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link
someone posted the vid just a few posts before this
― bernard snowy, Thursday, 24 March 2011 01:55 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpWfAiz1RC0
― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
(yeah, I know it's old, but for completism's sake...)
― every time you touch me (I get hives) (unregistered), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link
If we're going by views:
Alana Lee Hamilton, "Butterflies": 8,071,283 viewsAbby Victor, "Crush on You": 3,024,761 viewsBritt Rutter, "Without Your Love": 2,827,302 views
And for the sake of comparison:Jenna Rose, "My Jeans": 8,322,098 views
― reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link