guys, heaven is for real!

Usually mookieproof's reasoning is age appropriate, but during special drunken times, his creative IQ noticeably escalates, and he spontaneously creates with any theme that is suggested to him. mookieproof sometimes cannot explain his posts, but, on occasion, can be very detailed and comprehensive in his ilx commentaries.

The existence of this book actually makes me want to die. Not to go to heaven, but to not have to live in a world where books like this exist.

http://akiane.com/blog/?p=149

http://i.imgur.com/P22Ag.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/GtxFo.jpg

http://www.drleonardhorowitz.com/

COast to COast AM was way better when it was Art Bell talking about shadow ppl instead of George Noory talking abt light workers.

How is it that one so young can ponder the universe on such a deep level

lol

omg the sister's paintings would make thomas kinkade blush

http://www.wendymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/10_2.jpg

Public health scandal surrounding dentists and AIDS, was actually kind of a thing around 20 years ago.

Anyways, didn't this kid "see heaven" when he went up in a balloon? Where's all this surgery stuff coming from?

is this book based?

thank you based on a true story god

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_nZX9rz0d1YU/S-MCrCYinJI/AAAAAAAAABc/1ogSozTqegs/s1600/satan_is_real.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVtNzONbaiU

from the other thread lmao

is purgatory real?

answer: no #afterlifespoilers

Well, Jesus, he had a rough but kind face, sea-blue eyes...and a smile that lit up the heavens.

i saw my dad in a little room talking to god then i saw my mom in another room talking on the phone HOW COULD HE KNOW THESE FACTS

shit as long as i am going to hell for busting on kids...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQKigCl30Sk&feature=related

When people die at an old age, they're in heaven as the "young adult" version. So was the miscarried sister like an age progression young adult? And does that mean everyone is the same age in heaven, so I'll be peers with my parents and grandparents and young adult socrates and young adult cavemen? That is FUCKED man.

thing is, dudes like Socrates are awesome for their insight into the soup that is mortality, but in whatever version of Heaven I assume souls are all equally enlightened so the guy wd be a bog-standard foot soldier and no reason to hang out with him rather than say Randy Rhoads who wd still be shredding

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=At9Ujm7RqU8

being a child preacher seems like its pretty much the best

but u probly get ripped off money-wise by the folks

like behind every crazy speaking-in-tongues toddler there's a Joe Jackson with a big stick

And does that mean everyone is the same age in heaven

i know, you should at least be able to choose what form you want to take from moment-to-moment, avatar-like.

Fred at Slacktivist has written about this kinda thing before, about the fucked-up dogmatic ideology subgenre that holds that all fertilized eggs are ensouled at the moment of conception. I mean, how fucked up would it be to encounter something whilst wandering about Heaven you never knew, much less never had any brain tissue on this plain of existence.

I remember there was a movie in like the eraly 90s where billy crystal dies and goes to heaven. he hangs out around a salad bar and talks with a black woman before he goes back to earth? I think I saw this when I was like, 6 or 7.

when harry ate salad

okay, looking at billy crystal's filmography it probably wasn't billy crystal.

but I swear that there is some movie, where somebody dies and goes to heaven and eats salad.

Defending Your Life with Albert Brooks?

And does that mean everyone is the same age in heaven

It was sometimes part of Christian mythology (medieval period maybe?) that everyone was 33 in heaven, as that was the age of Jesus at his death. I suppose the thinking was that, in order for the sacrifice to be greatest, Jesus had to die at the peak of his life. But I imagine 21st century '33' is nicer than 10th century, or 1st century.

http://img858.imageshack.us/img858/8769/jesusp.jpg

seems to be from the right time period, right plot - probably is! will have to watch to see if it involves salad, if there's conclusive proof that there's salad in heaven. xp

thank you based on a true story god

― Buff Orpington (Abbbottt), Friday, March 11, 2011 11:43 PM (Yesterday)

lol

dayo i think your confusion is attributable to the heavenly salad bar's sneeze guard being made out of crystal

it's funny that every archetype of how Jesus looks has him resembling a roadie for Allman Brothers

think having the surname Burpo is probably convincing proof that there is no god

http://img864.imageshack.us/img864/1238/littleburpou.jpg

i wanna put that dad's head in a vice and watch as his eyes pop out.

Why are there never any OBE memoirs about people who go to Hell and come back?

There are plenty of books on trips to hell.

This is a famous one: http://www.amazon.com/23-Minutes-Hell-Bill-Wiese/dp/1591858828/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1299939286&sr=8-1.

The guy built a whole career out of it, going around the country lecturing about it: http://www.soulchoiceministries.org/

for some reason i thought that Amazon link would go to Dante's Inferno (though I don't know if the guy in that book ever came back??)

not only did he come back but he managed a couple of sequels

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goldfrapp

The book from Rawlings (mentioned upthread) is interesting too: http://www.amazon.com/Hell-Back-After-Startling-Evidence/dp/0785275347/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1299941305&sr=8-1

The claim to authority is that Rawlings was not a religious person himself, giving the impression of scientific objectivity. But no ground is as shaky as NDE. It is my experience that no Christian likes to talk about Muslims who met Mohammad on their trip to heaven and back.

Me: "This fucking book is #1 on the non-fiction bestseller list!"
Wife: "It's non-fiction?"

he had like sea blue eyes and shit

his smile uh lit up the heavens

yeah

"omg wow"

if jesus has a horse that only he can ride doesnt that make heaven less than heavenly for those who wish to ride that damn horse ~think abt it~

the fox shikse's condescending uptalk shouldn't be mistaken for cynicism afaict, guess she 'wants to believe'

"just so amazing how you went to heaven and hung out w/ 20 smthings and saw yr mom on the phone"

makes me think of

spirits/angels/ghosts/deities who watch people bathe/get it on/P00P/masturbate

Burpo: The Movie

He describes the horse that only Jesus could ride

I would have thought that Jesus would be riding a Segway these days.

they made a movie

I was so hoping this was Burpo but apparently it's just Malarkey.

http://www.salon.com/2015/01/16/boy_who_came_back_from_heaven_he_didnt_go_to_heaven_after_all/

considering their last name, i think God had the last laugh

also: least surprising URL ever?