"Tomorrow Never Knows" reached #2?
― billstevejim, Monday, 8 December 2008 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
01 Britney Spears "Pregnent'd"02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"03 [girl-fronted rock band signed by Paramore's new record label] "Bullet With Butterfly Wings"04 [one of the Hot Boys who isn't Lil Wayne] featuring Lil Wayne "Senator Carter Part 3"05 Pink "Bad" (Michael Jackson cover)06 Rihanna featuring Jay-Z, Ludacris, T.I., Kanye West & Barack Obama "Fight The Power"07 She & Him "Medley: New Slang/Phantom Limb (Theme from "Zack Braff: The Movie")"08 Guns N' Roses "Catcher In The Rye" (3rd reissue)09 Fergie featuring TV On The Radio "Hours"10 Fergie "My Tits"
― billstevejim, Monday, 8 December 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
02 Kim Kardashian featuring Chris Brown "Some Velvet Morning"
^^omg actually really want this to exist
― lex pretend, Monday, 8 December 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
3. Tiaa Cref - Dip It and Shake It
massive lolz
― Ca-hoot na na na oh oh (HI DERE), Monday, 8 December 2008 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Ha, Dan, I screwed that one up: Tiaa Cref should clearly be instructing you to dip it, shake it, and then roll it over
― nabisco, Monday, 8 December 2008 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
2. Counting Crows "Tunnel of Sunshine (Theme for Shrek 9: Shrek Gets a Colonoscopy)"
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 9 December 2008 05:13 (fifteen years ago) link
The first person to get it right receives a frosty cold one.
― billstevejim, Friday, 1 October 2010 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
4. Damon Albarn feat DJ Jihad and MC Fatwah - Look! I'm Still Relevant! Honest!― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, November 12, 2002 6:35 AM (8 years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, November 12, 2002 6:35 AM (8 years ago)
this is quite apt
― ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link
this is hitting a little too close
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe I could have worded that better
― Indolence Mission (DJP), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link
"I need a movie soundtrack to revive my career, vol. I and II" Eliott Smith
;_;
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
5. Miley Cyrus - some Kabbalah-inspired bullshit
We're still on track for this one, right?
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
I'd guess so.
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link
1. "IM4U 2nite 4eva" -- Animal Collective― nabbie, Monday, October 3, 2005 5:18 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark
If their trajectory gets any wetter this is going to be spot on
― straightola, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
If only someone had predicted Willow Smith 9 years ago.
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link
5. Primal Scream - BombSkullExploderDemonSmackJunkiePUNKROXOR!
This may not be a Primal Scream single, but I'd put the chance of a new band naming themselves BombSkullExploderDemonSmackJunkiePUNKROXOR at about 80%.
― Dr. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
"Candle In the Wind '12 (for Scary Spice)" - Sir Elton John
This is going to be so sad...
― Dans la Bot (seandalai), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 17:05 (thirteen years ago) link
5.Sophie Ellis-Bextor-Fortescue-Barrington-Smythe 'I May Be A Posh Sort But I Know How To Rock The Fucking Party'
Pretty damned close!
― mike t-diva, Monday, 21 February 2011 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh shit this is tomorrow
― billstevejim, Thursday, 26 January 2012 08:37 (twelve years ago) link
should this be like how conan kept doing the "in the year 2000" segment after the year 2000?
― billstevejim, Thursday, 26 January 2012 08:43 (twelve years ago) link
so glad this thread got bumped at the pertinent time
― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Thursday, 26 January 2012 23:38 (twelve years ago) link
I finally noticed that it was 2012 and came to review this thread. So far as I can tell, the most accurate jokes were:
1. "Beyonce Knowles Jr." on a charting single2. "Slipknot vs. Slipmatt," which is clearly a Skrillex remix3. "I Smell Sex," which is clearly Rihanna's "S&M"4. "Windows 2012 startup theme - Trent Reznor"5. "Norah Jones ft. Timbaland"
Least accurate:
1. "We Won't Stop Trudging Out Tunes" -REM2. "Devil Toothpaste Samhain Fireball Cheesecake Ass Doodle" - by an ever-more-experimental Wilco3. "I need a movie soundtrack to revive my career, vol. I and II" Eliott Smith 4. Britney & Justin Timberlake - Still Lovin' You (Though the Nuclear Holocaust Wasn't Kind)5. "Our Doggy-Style Love (Duet)" -- Toni Braxton and Nate Dogg, from Braxton's "Not too Old to Pump It Good."
― ንፁህ አበበ (nabisco), Monday, 30 July 2012 20:02 (eleven years ago) link
fwiw, this one is still a distinct possibility, if not this year
1. "Master of Puppets" Metallica with The London Symphony orchestra, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, Tenores de Bitti, Master Musicians of Jajouka, and Earl the Janitor.
― heated debate over derpy hooves (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 30 July 2012 20:07 (eleven years ago) link
i want to see metallica w/ master musicians of bukkake.
― bajafreshnu orchestra (get bent), Monday, 30 July 2012 20:11 (eleven years ago) link
5. The Game - "Dr. Dre I Love You, But You're Bringing Me Down"4. Alanis Morrisette - "My Neck, My Back"3. Jay-Z - "54 Is the New 37"2. Strawberry Power Girls - "I'm Not Sorry (I Cut Off Your Penis)"1. Patrick Stump - "SexyAway"
― The Reverend, Thursday, June 21, 2007 2:45 PM bookmarkflaglink
― waiting for a czar to fall (Neanderthal), Saturday, 11 February 2023 02:31 (one year ago) link
Well, if you add 10 years then “master of puppets” making it back on the charts was OTM
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 11 February 2023 04:29 (one year ago) link