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I refuse to @ any mention of charlie sheen

I love priest but I've chosen maiden (Edward III), Saturday, 5 March 2011 21:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I've blocked @charliesheen in my client. Sick to fucking death of it.

Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 March 2011 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

i was hating on the #whitepeople opinions text tumblrs.

I have no clue what this means, do you have any examples?

only just saw this, i kind of don't want to call anyone out by actual name :/

(apart from sady doyle)

lex pretend, Monday, 7 March 2011 13:35 (thirteen years ago) link

its ok white people can take it, were tough

ice cr?m, Monday, 7 March 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I started following a bunch of ilxors. Anyone I missed, I'm @jxmitchell.

James Mitchell, Monday, 14 March 2011 11:57 (thirteen years ago) link

CLASSIC

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 14 March 2011 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link

^^
finding people living in sendai and getting to read what they're going through, just the day-to-day, trying to get by, posting pics, it's incredible

harlan, Monday, 14 March 2011 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

If you begin a tweet with @charliesheen, people will not see it in their feed unless they also follow @charliesheen.

really?! all this time i didn't know that!

Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Overdue but glad it's up and running:

http://blog.twitter.com/2011/03/making-twitter-more-secure-https.html

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

If you begin a tweet with @charliesheen, people will not see it in their feed unless they also follow @charliesheen.

really?! all this time i didn't know that!

― Background Zombie (CharlieNo4), Monday, March 14, 2011 7:11 PM (Yesterday)

yeah whoa i had always wondered why some replies showed up and others didnt

kl0p's son (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

lots of tech ppl I follow are now signing up for identi.ca because they're pissed off with the "we'll make all the clients, thanks" Twitter steez. Website's honking, but some old Twitter clients work with it, at least.

stet, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Common practice has become to start a tweet this way—".@charliesheen"—with the period in front of the name to make sure it's seen by everyone you want to see it.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 March 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

xp I've had an identi.ca account for ages but never bothered using it because I don't know anyone else with one. There's an iphone app that does identi.ca but buggered if I can remember what it's called.

Emperor Tomato Catsuuuuuuuup (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

IDENT

Emperor Tomato Catsuuuuuuuup (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 23:59 (thirteen years ago) link

lol trending

http://grab.by/9ybi

ice cr?m, Friday, 18 March 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone have any clue what #photwi is supposed to mean? i'm stalking this girl and nevermind

yeah (kelpolaris), Saturday, 19 March 2011 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Not sure wtf is going on with my Twitter feed today. About 45 minutes ago I got a whole random steam of tweet from Japanese news agencies showing up on my feed and, just now, another random load of Spanish tweets.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

this is kinda amazing http://yes.thatcan.be/my/next/tweet/

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda awful imo

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda cool

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Why I think Kobo so Are you say excuse me ages to aspire to.

Hey blackface incident were white. That sort of sad old man. 对不起 7)_(L) If everyone read them on your.

Is Tasha Yar the Gold Logie is the new slogan? Daylight SAVING.

seriously

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Read and ure like inside of mine: I can't decide if I don't I don't keep anything of the obvious, why!

Goin' ham: Ali-Frazier, 1971: The Bradley Cooper episode of mine: I want to this: It's pretty great.

I dunno what I change my friends answered in my brain: Better it be fake but I Tell If You Liked It Then?

I lived until I lived in The person or not: Definitely the ad wizards etc.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Turn radiator on? maybe that noise will cancel out the Saddle Creek message board. Groupon for Hire.

diamonddave85, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Duke wins? if it wasnt shot like I hate this time. Pretty sure Game of skinny jeans lol yay I wish there.

hee hee

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow indeed. Very Important Task... turns out to thrust my muesli. Sick Mouthy's commentary nails it!

Green light for the design, preferring my dears. A pitch-perfect homage to be honest...

On my lifetime favourites. Tonight, i'll be most illuminating. Yoicks, I'm so bagged Tinie Tempah Arena!

Green light for dinner. So perhaps I shall call my lifetime favourites. Tonight, i'll be more fiction.

I am seeing you too? Oh joy. We are playing it - awake since 4am, more than welcome!

mike t-diva, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh well ooh excellent, ta Colloquy is 666 and I got a pinch. But the letters glide in the telly.

Haha yes Let's jam the bloke with a crust We have been together for effect but not watching it.

Would anyone like some sex?

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

i was wrong about this

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

That's... good? Hey, Latham?

^ great for so many reasons

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

(San Francisco, CA) On Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 10am. Residents of the South of Market community (SoMa), along with the members of the South of Market Community Action Network (SOMCAN), Tenderloin Filipino Community Association (TFCA) and other concerned San Franciscans will hold a RALLY in front of Twitter’s office building to stand firmly behind the goals that the City should not pass the “Payroll Expense Tax Exclusion in Central Market Street and Tenderloin area” until Twitter commits to a comprehensive Community Benefits Agreement (CBA) and the Board of Supervisors push through a companion legislation that will prevent the displacement of over 7,000 community residents from the South of Market and Tenderloin neighborhood.

Additionally, in asking for a pay-roll tax break, Twitter is going to remove a projected $22 million, to disappear from City Hall’s budget. Given that Twitter has benefited greatly from its partnership with the San Francisco community, it is great cause of concern that Twitter wants to rid itself of this social responsibility. In exchange for these, the SOMA and Tenderloin communities are demanding a comprehensive Community Benefits Agreement (CBA). The CBA will help define how Twitter’s presence will benefit the surrounding low-income communities and keep Twitter Corporation accountable to our neighborhood and residents’ concerns.

Residents of the community are also very concerned that if this tax-break ordinance goes through without any other external protections, such as companion legislation, the move by the City of creating a tax-exempt zone for large corporations will cause the displacement of Twitter’s neighbors through landlords exploiting the revitalization of the Central, South of Market and Tenderloin areas as an excuse to raise their rents.

Antonio Zavala, a father of two and a SOMCAN member states, “South of Market, and District 6 in general, is the most affordable place in the whole city. If our landlord raises our rent it will force a lot of families to be homeless or pushed out of the city.”

These concerns reflect the need for the Board of Supervisors to push through a companion legislation that will protect the community from displacement caused by higher rents due to revitalization of the existing community. We can already see the effects of Twitter’s corporate irresponsibility coming to light with other corporations, such as Zynga, who is threatening to leave San Francisco unless it receives tax breaks and other benefits.

The CBA, drawn up by local community organizers and residents, will not protect the community by itself. What is needed is a companion legislation that will protect the community from higher rents and from future big businesses from coming in and changing the make-up of the community, which in turn will cause the nightmares of residents, such as Zavala, to come to life.
Twitter needs to partner with its neighbors to ensure the existing presence of long time residents in the neighborhood will be protected by keeping public officials accountable to the displacement issues that will arise by the payroll tax exempt ordinance. Twitter also needs to live up to its corporate responsibility by not trying to undermine the needs of the community, through undercutting the CBA by making it non-comprehensive and fitting only their needs as a corporation and not as a community partner.

homosexual fecal matter sodomy will be the law (the table is the table), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

in other words, fuck twitter

homosexual fecal matter sodomy will be the law (the table is the table), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

http://akcdn.okccdn.com/blog/10charts/Twitter2.png

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

my dad has a twitter. hahaha.

tending tropics (jim in glasgow), Friday, 22 April 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/gritesmariposas

^

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 April 2011 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm on this now & i've tweeted twice!!!

if you want to follow me, i'm at twitter.com/[my first initial]+[my last name] - if you don't know what that is and i at least kinda sorta know you, webmail me and i'll give you the link

unfortunately, http://twitter.com/markers is not me

markers, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/DrPeterThraft

this is horrifyingly compelling. Also ILX is for no apparent reason on the first page of Google results for 'Peter Thraft'.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, so many winners on there i barely know where to start.

And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

cheers for the new dn

finish with a fast piston pump (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

"Enjoy post sex. Wipe ejaculated semen on to your partner. Massage it into her skin. Kiss her and kneed it into her buttocks"
what is this i don't even

And thusly create the illusion of babby (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

...stare forlornly at the bedroom door as it is slammed in your face.

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 01:59 (thirteen years ago) link

what do YOU do with ejaculated semen?

lizphair.wav

I have some kind of staph infection, and the only prescription is IALEX (sic), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Jemima Khan otm

Jemima_Khan

Apparently @InjunctionSuper has been set up by students having a laugh. Not v funny though if you're someone's wife.
5 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

Jemima_Khan

@InjunctionSuper This is NOT TRUE. I have no super injunction and I am friends with Jeremy's wife who I had dinner with last night.
5 hours ago

Jemima_Khan
I have no super injunction and I had dinner with Jeremy and his wife last night. Twitter, Stop!
5 hours ago

Jemima_Khan
OMG- Rumour that I have a super injunction preventing publication of "intimate" photos of me and Jeremy Clarkson. NOT TRUE!
5 hours ago

charlie adam's sister's pants (onimo), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link

what the hell is a super injunction?

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:24 (twelve years ago) link

is it british for restraining order?

Stone Colde Sylke Freek (forksclovetofu), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

It means the press can't even mention that there is an injunction in place (I think), the rationale being (I think) that if you are, say a footballer having a fling with some minor celeb and said footballer puts gets an injunction against newspapers saying that, the mere fact of the injunction might imply guilt in some places? Typing it out now that doesn't seem right, maybe someone else can explain it better?

these are my everyday balloons (Ned Trifle II), Monday, 9 May 2011 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

Is the the famously family-orientated footballer Ryan Giggs involved?

James Mitchell, Monday, 9 May 2011 07:38 (twelve years ago) link

perhaps shane warne as well?

mookieproof, Monday, 9 May 2011 07:45 (twelve years ago) link

bbc interviewing one of those named on twitter on radio 5 now

Romford Spring (DG), Monday, 9 May 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

my first assumption is that the people behind @injunctionsuper are just bored students making shit up - i mean why on earth would anyone believe them?

as jemima khan has pointed out, the proof she hasn't got a superinjunction is that she's actually being named everywhere.

lex pretend, Monday, 9 May 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link


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