Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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"American pop figure who was actually born in Africa and incorporated its music in his own before he had established himself as an artist."

again, bullshit - Johnny Clegg and Savuka. He never sold as much as DMB, but you can put that down to timing and marketing.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:23 (seventeen years ago) link

LOL, Johnny Clegg's American?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm not trying to restrict anything. you seem to continue to think that i'm defending the statement upthread that i've twice explicitly said is wrong, when in fact i'm reiterating a different argument that i earlier made on this or another thread, i don't care to check for your benefit which.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:25 (seventeen years ago) link

British, raised in Africa. He's as much "American" as DMB is!

where does someone like Stevie Wonder and his afro-excursions fit into your alternate reality?

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:26 (seventeen years ago) link

British, raised in Africa. He's as much "American" as DMB is!

uh

where does someone like Stevie Wonder and his afro-excursions fit into your alternate reality?

here's a more useful list of cumulative album sales. f'rinstance...

Michael Jackson 60.5
DMB 30.5
The Cars 23.5
The Police 22.5
Sade 22.5
Stevie Wonder 19.5
Grateul Dead 17.5
Bob Marley 16.5
Paul Simon 13.5

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:38 (seventeen years ago) link

haha gabbneb i think you've proved your point that no other american band named the dave matthews band besides the dave matthews bands has been influenced by african pop music.

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 19:43 (seventeen years ago) link

real scientific

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), August 22nd, 2006.

guess it's a good thing i'm not a 'scientist' then, isn't it? of course, it was a 'scientific' thing i said, now was it?

and keep kickin that dead dead horsie there, ol' gabbneb.
somehow we'll see that point.

edde (edde), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok firstly, Bo Diddley

SECONDLY AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thirdly, ok, forgot about Bo Diddley, but certainly Dave Mathews Band is the first group of American Musician's to ever be influenced by European music. I mean their use of violin and all.

Adam S S (Zephery), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"here's a more useful list of cumulative album sales. f'rinstance...

Michael Jackson 60.5
DMB 30.5"

you gotta admire the way gabbneb's stacked the argument here: by his criteria there's only one person who could possibly challenge DMB's seat as the "biggest selling figure in American pop to incorporate African pop music" ie, Michael Jackson.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

but certainly Dave Mathews Band is the first group of American Musician's to ever be influenced by European music. I mean their use of violin and all.

............

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:13 (seventeen years ago) link

You've gotta be shitting us.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I assume that's some sarcasm there.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I hope so.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:18 (seventeen years ago) link

you gotta admire the way gabbneb's stacked the argument here: by his criteria there's only one person who could possibly challenge DMB's seat as the "biggest selling figure in American pop to incorporate African pop music" ie, Michael Jackson

for a dude with tissue-paper skin about the words-in-mouth thing, you shore do it an awful lot. my real point was, dudes, if you want to take my argument down, you're missing your biggest weapon.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

mamasey-mamasa-mamakusa aside, I don't think MJ's really ever been that interested in incorporating African music in general, much less African pop - and certainly not like the lesser-selling artists I've already mentioned. Really yr emphasis on sales numbers is ridiculous and stacks the argument firmly in DMBs favor - in case you haven't noticed no one gives it any credence. The implication that because he's sold more records, DMBs cultural impact is great than Miles Davis', for example, is beyond silly.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:42 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm using "cultural impact" solely as shorthand for inroads into mass culture. if you want to use it some other way, fine, but yr getting my meaning wrong. and yes, i am asserting that DMB has touched a larger segment of the population than Miles Davis in the same way Garth Brooks or Mariah Carey have.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

i've never had any idea what mamasey-mamasa-mamakusa means, but I do think there's some Africa in the music of the song, and it's not his only one. but it's not ingrained in his music, right.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 22 August 2006 22:50 (seventeen years ago) link

In the future if I ever say Dave Mathews was the first ... or only ... I'm being sarcastic

For instance, if I say Dave Mathews is the first band to incorporate european influence with their use of violins, or keyboards, or guitars, or triads, or functional harmony, or the English language that's sarcasism.


If on the other hand I say Dave Mathews is a real Boer, that's a pun.

Adam S S (Zephery), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Well that's settled, then.

Marmot (marmotwolof), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:38 (seventeen years ago) link

dmb not only did a boring, worthless, donkey shit job of incorporating african pop into their songwriting, they were failing at the end a long string of successes. GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL COLLECT NO DIVERSITY TRINKETS

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 02:55 (seventeen years ago) link

uh, I collect my "diversity trinkets" (how obie) if that's what you want to call serious pleasure button pushing from Franco, Baobab, Etoile de Dakar, Baaba Maal, Loketo, Rail Band, etc.

they were failing at the end a long string of successes

no idea what that means

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

and somehow dmb's boring worthless donkey shit failed to bore millions to the tune of hundreds of millions

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

My theory is some - many, even - people like being bored.

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:33 (seventeen years ago) link

{==*^*==}

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

voila

hippo eats dwarlf (lfam), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Another popular pioneer of African/American music: Earth Wind and Fire. Maurice White plays the kalimba, the African thumb piano. Ramsey Lewis gave him one in about 1968, long before White even started EWF.

Much of urban, educated black America was on an afrocentric trip through most of the 1970s, and the music of Africa was definitely in the mix. Every funk band had congas from about 1974 to 1980. Yes, I know the conga is technically an Afro-Cuban invention, but in America in the '70s it was presented as a nod to Mama Africa.

The idea that Dave's bogus little musical safaris were earthshattering breakthroughs is completely laughable. Paul Simon had far greater influence and created much more exposure for South African musicans; the notion the DMB were unique American exponents of Afrian music is as wrong as saying Eric Clapton turned America on to reggae.

novamax (novamax), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 03:55 (seventeen years ago) link

you know i never really got it until just now - the dude's worldview is so universal/inclusive it's a priori going to turn off (the same way Wyclef's stuff does absent Pras' street-realness and Lauryn's holding it down for the corny indie fux) those who get their musical frissons in part from perceived exclusivity regardless of musical worth. but it's also a double-edged sword - unlike Howard Deanish Wyclef who shamelessly cross-sells in every conceivable direction, his wiser Mark Warneresque method of solicitation dulls the edges, obscuring the substance for the surface-oriented litmus testers. Those Virginians.

xpost: Dave outsold EW&F too. point me to where I said they were earthshattering breakthroughs or created more exposure for South African musicians than Graceland or were unique American exponents of African music. I'm saying that no other artist has so completely integrated it, even at the minimal level dmb does, into their fundamental sound from the very beginning of their career. for everyone else it has been deployed at a particular point in their career, after being well established by other means, and eventually dropped.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:02 (seventeen years ago) link

Well, what about the Tokens and "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"? That seemed to move a fair few copies back in '61.

I know I am being a bit specious here, but I think you are moving the goalposts around too.

Earth Wind and Fire were African-influenced from the get-go and continued to be so for the entire run of the decade they were most popular. And they were huge in the SOuth in the '70s with both whites and blacks. I'm white and I can't remember a trip to the roller skating rink that I don't tie in with EWF, and Kool and the Gang who were influenced by EWF, and the Gap Band, the Dazz Band, Cameo, etc (all likewise.) Black American music was at a hitherto-unknown apex in the '70s, and Afrocentricism was a huge part of that. Maybe the borrowings from African music were not all that obvious, but they were there nonetheless.

Yeah, DMB has outsold a bunch of people, but so what? How many of his fans can even hear or care about his African influences?

novamax (novamax), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 04:18 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't know how many, but i'm not claiming that the significance is that he turns on his fanbase to the authentic stuff (maaan), only that the fact that he's incorporated it in his music and sold very very well is a factor in his art that shouldn't go unperceived/appreciated by people who've heard 2 or 3 of the dood's songs and hate him for his mass appeal and because they've met fans who are white-baseball-hat-wearing upper-middle-class neo-meatheads with hot girlfriends.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 12:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I gotta hand it to ya that yr Dean/Warner analogy gave me a chuckle.

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 15:41 (seventeen years ago) link

awww, my extended anser to the "2 or 3 songs" comment got blasticated!

summary-heard WAY more than 2 or 3, unfortunately. and no hating on mass appeal. if he's into making an army of mediocrity lovin fools, then so be it, let the march of blandness continue.
but, the music's still crap. and crap coated in sugar's still crap.
the meatheads would still be available for keg-parties, name calling, and date rapes all the same.
and to call DMB art is the loosest use of the term available, i'd say.

edde (edde), Wednesday, 23 August 2006 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i quite like that song "stay"

Slumpman (Slump Man), Wednesday, 30 August 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
"Aerial" is closing in

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

speak english!

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:04 (seventeen years ago) link

i think he means that the kate bush thread, with approximately 1/2 the posts of this one, is closing in on this one.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:26 (seventeen years ago) link

well not anymore, now it's pulling away again

gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh no it don't!

edde (edde), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 22:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I respect his letter -- and I'm completely in agreement with him. Like Dave [Matthews] says, I'm not saying Saddam doesn't deserve to be force-fed his own severed scrotum while we shove a bayonette up his ass, but we're going about it in an entirely ass-backwards manner -- completely torching allied relations left and right and further alienating the increasingly volatile "Arab Street" in the process. I don't really buy the notion that Iraq had anything to do with the attacks of September 11, 2001. And in the year and change since that fateful day -- what have we really accomplished? Yes, we've kicked a lot of butt in Afghanistan and dropped a lot of expensive hardware on people -- but the threats we faced on September 10th remain unchanged -- we *DON'T* have Bin Laden, we *HAVEN'T* dismantled Al Qaeda, we have *NO IDEA* where he/they are and we face *THE SAME* threats as before. Right, so we rooted him out of Afghanistan (we think) and we scattered the Taliban like roaches (we think).....what else? NOTHING. If we go into Iraq -- OSAMA WINS! He *WANTS* us to go to war with Iraq. It plays RIGHT into his hands. It will only STRENGTHEN his support in the Arab world -- At this point, he's like fuckin' William "Braveheart" Wallace to the average man west of Athens and south of Gibraltar -- He wants to portray the image that THE WEST is at war with ISLAM. If we go into Iraq, that's exactly the way it's going to look. And if his groundswell of support builds (which it will), that's exactly the way it's going to be. And that's severely fucked up.

But....at the end of the day, DMB's music still bores me to absolute tears.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 12th, 2003.

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Totally OTM and prescient. And this didn't even take into account the purposefully overhyped WMD canard and the hamfisted way this Administration would mismanage the war. He's right about DMB, too.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:11 (seventeen years ago) link

This will likely be the last time I dig up this thread for quite some time. But I had meant for awhile to continue on from the small DMB phase I got on about a month ago because I thought "well if I've pulled out the first two albums then eventually I'm going to have to reevaluate 'Crash'" which is the project I have found myself undertaking today. And it really is where the rot set in isn't it this album?

But before I talk about the album specifically, I want to share a memory I have of Dave Matthews and his entourage coming into this restaurant I worked in...it was after he had been on David Letterman for the first time, but I do believe it was well before Crash had come out. Anyway, at the time this happened, it was like he's just made it. He was a star now. And him and his group of people stayed later at the restaurant than anyone and I began to really resent him because I wanted to go home for the night, and we couldn't because of his table and I figured he had this huge swollen ego now that he'd made it. So when he finally decided to leave, we all stood up and greeted them, just as we would have any customers as they left and in a narrow hallway I stood, saying thank you and making eye contact with everyone in that whole entourage except him, whom I refused to look at or speak to.

This was before I really got into his music, though, so it does look very different to me in hindsight. Although maybe he did have a big head then? Who am I to say?

Anyway, first of all "Crash" the song is a fucking tradgedy. The riff is divine, the tune is divine, it could have been the best thing they ever did but he fucking ruins it with those lyrics. And it's because it's like he's too lazy to try some interesting poetry to describe sex and love, he has to have it literal and stupid. And I think I said before it just ends up sounding like an invitation to groupies, how egotistical. Just so idiotic and stupid. But the song itself, like I said, the tune is fucking gorgeous from beginning to end. As for the rest of the album "So Much To Say" isn't quite as good as it promises to be, "Two Step" is not too bad, but nothing to write home about, and "Too Much"/"#41"/"Say Goodbye" is really not worth mentioning, most of it goes in one ear and out the other. "Drive In Drive Out" is also rather repulsive, but then comes "Let You Down" something delightful happens and the album suddenly takes a turn for the better. "Lie In Our Graves" is delicious English/Celtic folky stuff to my ears. "Cry Freedom" is staggering and single-handedly justifies the entire album. "Tripping Billies" has been sanitized and overproduced here, losing all the vitality of the live version on the first album. And it all ends suitably beautifully, with a very nice mellow track called "Proudest Monkey".

Never again would I find their music interesting.

Dare Of The Hog (Bimble...), Saturday, 23 September 2006 22:57 (seventeen years ago) link

three months pass...
Your favourite thread is the 1st you see when loading nu-ilm!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

*applause*

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Thankyouvermuch

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Wednesday, 3 January 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't believe how quickly this thread loaded. Don't suppose it will last.

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 01:17 (seventeen years ago) link

aw hey there dave matthews thread, i forgot all about you!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 06:10 (seventeen years ago) link

How can anyone forget about it!

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Kerr), Thursday, 4 January 2007 10:05 (seventeen years ago) link

copious drug use?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread and PS's Bare Naked Ladies picture thread are reasons for living.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:48 (seventeen years ago) link


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