Noah and the Whale: Jesus Christ look at these fucking gobshites

Will they do a comedy cover of The Israelites?

http://a429.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_f1b697ec23a01af795436d847df38644.jpg

Also what happened to Jimmy Saville on the far right?

Oh hang on that's a different band that look like twats.

There are several.

Um, the single seemed OK, but if it's *all* like that, oh no.

HEY.
Lay off The Mystery Jets. If you want a band that look like twats and sound like it too then you're looking for...
http://www.developingartist.com/images/cutepressphoto.jpg
No lie, their name is 'Cute Is What We Aim For'

THERE'S A NEW MUSIC TAKING OVER THE COUNTRY

http://www.comedyfestival.com.au/season/2008/images/shows/379x350/450.jpg

^^^remind me of this heap of cunt

I'd be more than happy is this became a 'post pictures of twattish indie bands' thread.

but do not post their names.

It just gives them the oxygen of PUBLICITY!

prop rock = boring bands that employ wacky props to differentiate themselves

Laura Marling used to be in Noah and the etc.

Mystery Jets dropped the dad and look like this now:

http://rcrdlbl.com/files/rblog_images/l_197da984a1cdc7cb8bf2d008952abbbc.jpg

Countdown to Dom spina bifida gag....

http://rcrdlbl.com/files/rblog_images/l_197da984a1cdc7cb8bf2d008952abbbc.jpg

jesus christ alive

goole!

lol art fagz

^
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/Blink-182_-_feeling_this.jpg

I'd be more than happy is this became a 'post pictures of twattish indie bands' thread.

-- chap, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:11 (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
Ask and ye shall receive.

http://images.quizilla.com/S/SH/SHA/ShakeItLikeAPolaroid/1184919371_eacademyis.jpg
http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb217/briannafersure/All%20Time%20Low/AllTimeLow-PhallicHotDogs.jpg
http://www.metrolyrics.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=5&stc=1
I refuse to insult Mystery Jets even if that picture is horrific.

lol sexual harassment hotdog eaters at the back left.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3218/l197b9db00fc003330bdcacnd7.jpg
http://ilovelatte.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jonas-brothers-400a328.jpg
These motherfuckers right here. Y'know they are brothers?!

hey, jonasses don't belong here

Aww why not? Too easy?
http://www.100xr.com/100_XR/Artists/V/Vampire_Weekend/Vampire.Weekend.jpg

http://www.thisisfakediy.co.uk/upload/hadouken400.jpg

r.i.p. u will be missed

http://www.memphis-industries.com/band/pipettes.jpg

Will be missed. Not by me.
http://clockworkgiants.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/070402_wombats.jpg

lol sexual harassment hotdog eaters at the back left.

-- Oilyrags, Friday, 11 July 2008 17:31 (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

lol at emo/boyband style "put the fatty at the back of the photo and try and obscure him" photo

Which one's the fatty, asshole?

Signed,
real fatty
ROFFLE

http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/t4/media/P/prettyricky/pretty_ricky_172x200.jpg
Okay I'm done.
For now.

http://1.2.3.9/bmi/image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2006/12/08/pack3.jpg

fuck

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/erin0106/2i778m1.gif

I fucking hate bands who spend more time having their pictures taken than they do writing songs.

i'd rather look at these bands than have to listen to them to be sure

Their name is a marriage of the title of one of the band's favorite films, "The Squid and the Whale," and the name of the director (Noah Baumbach).

this is a band? from the picture they looked like some Wiggles-esque children's group or something

music is really obsolete as a genuine for of expression isn't it

Their name is a marriage of the title of one of the band's favorite films, "The Squid and the Whale," and the name of the director (Noah Baumbach). They are avid fans of the film director Wes Anderson, who helped produce "The Squid and the Whale" alongside Noah Baumbach. Their e-mails, and many of their MySpace blog posts, are signed "Sic Transit Gloria," a memorable line from the Wes Anderson film "Rushmore." It is a latin phrase that literally translates into english as "glory fades," and was uttered by Max Fischer, a character in the film that was played by Jason Schwartzman.

I think when you hit your mid-twenties and most of new bands out there are either your age or a bit younger, it's harder to tolerate their twattishness and give them the benefit of the doubt.

As a teenager I might have seen My Life Story on The Chart Show or something, and thought that they seemed like tits, BUT on the other hand you were thinking that maybe this was something maybe you didn't understand yet...

why are these guys playing a DJ set at lollapalooza

!?

http://i37.tinypic.com/2d6r639.png

what an hour that will be

playing things on your ipod now counts as djing then.

I fucking hate bands who spend more time having their pictures taken than they do writing songs.

This band and that comment reminded me of a video I shot with my friends for school a few months back. I didn't show this on ILM so I don't feel bad about whoring it out now.

Without A Sound: The Koala Flame Story
http://youtube.com/watch?v=o76xHGWolKU

It's a general Spinal Tap-type parody of posturing indie-rock bands like this.

^RESPECT
I'm supposed to be going out in a second but there was no way I was waiting till I was drunk to post this (actually it might have been funnier then)
http://www.eyebrowmagazine.com/__data/assets/image/0017/6137/Trash_Pussies_-_Does_exactly_what_it_says_on_the_tin.jpg
WHAT an insufferable bitch.

i don't mind the two singles of theirs i have. didn't realise they were controversial

To the man with the gelled fringe on the tube...
Current mood: indifferent

A drunk man in a dodgy oversized blue t shirt and with his fringe gelled to his forehead came up to me on the tube. He stank of beer and told me trash pussies were 'shit last year at reading'. I found this bizarre, not because of his interesting hair style, but as we never played reading festival, and never intended to.
I have also noticed promoters seem to have no qualms with sticking 'trash pussies' alongside the other names on their flyers, when we have not heard of these nights and have never agreed to play them.
This is starting to bother me. It nags at me, and seems strange and uncalled for.
We started Trash Pussies as a way to have fun in clubs doing something other than getting pissed and lairy- ie- something productive and fun and interactive. And also because we both hugely enjoy music, always have, always will.
Being a part of Trash Pussies has opened us up to so many new genres of music and artists we probably wouldn't have been interested in before, and its always fun to discover new things. We don't take ourselves seriously, we both have no intention of being 'djs' for a living, as we both have other jobs.
I don't understand why people jump to conclusions at something that is in every way productive. If someone hears a set and hears something new and enjoys it, that is an honourable thing.
We hope people come to gigs to enjoy music just as we play gigs to enjoy music.
We don't see djing as an 'art' or ambition, just as a way to have fun and play music we love and believe in. We've gotten better every gig, practising to the point where we are now vey confident- and would like to silence the again, bizarre rumours that we dj off ipods as, a) neither of us have one and b) we use vinyl and cd. We have met some amazing people along the way, and discovered some amazing music, from the favelas of brazil to the ghettotech clubs of new york.
I've also started a new dj collective- the New Testament Party Crew (www.myspace.com/thenewtestamentpartycrew) which is letting me dj music I probably wouldn't with trash pussies (Fifi has a stubborn streak), an altogether more eclectic and broad sound from different genres ranging from baltimore club to dancehall to angolan hip hop. This again is done out for pleasure, rather than a way to 'prove myself' as a dj. Listen to the mixes on our page, a product of frederick blood-royales toil.
I wish people would listen to the music we play before judging us.
I wish that the man on the tube with the gelled fringe could have known this.

TP x

altogether more eclectic and broad sound from different genres ranging from baltimore club to dancehall to angolan hip hop.

Thx for playing the same eclectic dogshit as everyone else.

never heard of this band and dunno who any of these others are but

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3218/l197b9db00fc003330bdcacnd7.jpg

look good to me, as do these romanians

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2177/2104715848_9d79a78417.jpg

Fair play for the Trash pussies' message.

Fact is, there are so many chancers around, it basically comes down to how much background and interest yon chancers have. (Including them)

Would a fantastic set played off an ipod be better than a lameness done for real? No of course not. Is a massively eclectic set better than a 'familiars and favourites' one? not necessarily.

Is the success factor down to how many removed you are from Bob Geldof?

(jury is out on that one, but not for long...)

Unfortunately they call themselves the Trash Pussies so that invalidates anything they do, say or think.

Presumably a reference to Fred and Judy Vermorel's "Cash Pussies"...

Egyptian Hip-Hop look like What's a goodf band name for these dudes?

Oh joy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGUEelmzxo

New album's actually pretty good. A complete change of tack to sleek 80s rock (Full Moon Fever would be a decent comparison point). Never liked them before, but starting to admire Charlie Fink's willingness to do something different every time he goes in a studio, regardless of the fact that the people who liked the previous album will be baffled: each has been very different to the last.

*throws bottle*

*dodges bottle and hoists placard reading: 'Noah and the Whale: nowhere near as bad as you think this time round'*

I preferred them when he sounded clinically depressed

Tom Petty influence is crazily obvious there - Free Fallin'/Don't Come Around Here No More vibe.

I kinda like those songs! Suppose I'll have to watch that video now :/

OK, I stopped it after 5 seconds because it's basically Don't Come Around Here No More 2

http://www.ff5online.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/ff5/assets/images/warped1.jpg

http://www.ff5online.com/wordpress/wp-content/themes/ff5/assets/images/warped2.jpg

Second album surprisingly good, for a bunch of cunts.

Like the shitpose there in the second shot.

they're called "family force 5"

???

jesus christ

Family Force 5 (often abbreviated FF5, formerly known as The Phamily and The Brothers) is a Christian crunk rock[3] band from Atlanta, Georgia.[3]

Jesus Christ indeed

lock internet

there's a yacht remix by these guys which i really like, somewhat odd considering both yacht & noah atw are utterly shithouse on their own

lock internet

― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand)
+1brazillion

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VKmScn-xY-A/SbbwDh8dD3I/AAAAAAAABAQ/k6mFljikCUM/s400/zoolander2.jpg

FF5z crabbin it in the 11 yo

They consist of Solomon "Soul Glow Activatur" Olds, Jacob "Crouton" Olds, Joshua "Fatty" Olds, Nathan "Nadaddy" Currin, and Derek "Chap Stique" Mount.

the life goes on single has to be the most intolerable shite since toploader unloaded dancing in the moonlight on the world.

can't bear to look at the lyrics but there's a whole lotta smugness goin on i suspect.

fatty manages to lose the least dignity here, esp in the first one with farting mime, wizard creep, dr. evils boring cousin and dumpy christian bale

I've listened to every single band since opening this thread. I'm finding ZZ Top's "Mescalero" to be a good antidote to the Shitey McWhitey devilishness going on here

gobshites, no more http://www.nme.com/news/noah-and-the-whale/84125

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3a_vOkXUAARUMF.jpg

jings owen wilson has really fallen on hard times