hung piece
― deeznuts, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:51 (fifteen years ago) link
NO, DEEZ NUTZ
― suzy, Monday, 19 May 2008 22:53 (fifteen years ago) link
X_x
― The Reverend, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
security guard smackdown is A+++ would lol again
― gbx, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
dude just below the glans has something on his chin
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
that motherfucker totally knew it to you could see it in his stride xp
― deeznuts, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm living in films for the sake of Russia http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg A Kino Runner for the DDR
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link
the next one is going to have a bomb attached
― moonship journey to baja, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link
jizzbomb
― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 19 May 2008 23:55 (fifteen years ago) link
Who is making these custom penis flyers, and where can I buy one??
― Z S, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link
i have avoided this thread all day and now i regret it
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link
flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov
that was presumably the message, at least
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link
The mystery of TE's homemade vibrator REVEALED
― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:33 (fifteen years ago) link
roflcoptr cockblock
― bnw, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
hey, what if the next state killing takes place on US soil?
― gabbneb, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 00:40 (fifteen years ago) link
the whole story's made up, it's a giant phallusy
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:01 (fifteen years ago) link
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I haven't seen news in months that has made me as happy as this.
Sometimes it takes a flying penis to shake you out of dull complacency and remind you that ours is indeed a grand universe.
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
A couple of pro-Kremlin Young Russia activists added to the commotion at the event by launching plastic phallus on propellers, which were knocked out of the air by security guards.
moscow times
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link
OBAMA/FLYING PENIS '08
― Casuistry, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 02:29 (fifteen years ago) link
inamorty Rank: #127 That security dude dealt with that cock swiftly. Almost too swiftly... Posted: 2 hours ago EditReply
― S-, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:20 (fifteen years ago) link
They had to beat off those pranksters, I hear.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 03:47 (fifteen years ago) link
the response was flaccid
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link
Let no one say glasnost and perestroika were not helpful to modern Russia.
― Abbott, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Kasparov seemed mildly amused and then the security guards got all harsh.
― Viceroy, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:44 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbnebb can you please take this seriously
― s1ocki, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I felt that Kasparov's response to all this was a bit limp.
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 04:50 (fifteen years ago) link
He doesn't have the balls, that's why.
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
IN RUSSIA PENIS RUBS YOU!!
― King Boy Pato, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 05:16 (fifteen years ago) link
gabbneb is right, though, there is nothing funny about this
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 06:57 (fifteen years ago) link
http://files.sharenator.com/E78E832C_FB47_42D4_9156_2E0ECCA7734-s580x386-1893-580.jpg
― omar little, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 06:58 (fifteen years ago) link
no santorum.jpg yet? wtf
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:05 (fifteen years ago) link
― John Justen, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:11 (fifteen years ago) link
ALSO FLYING PENIS ATTACKE OF CHESS DISSIDENT SERIOUS BUSINEESS NO LAUGHING YOU CLOWNES
― John Justen, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:12 (fifteen years ago) link
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:13 (fifteen years ago) link
but
do we have any word from the person who created the FLYING PENIS
― John Justen, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:15 (fifteen years ago) link
WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED TO KNOW IT IS A CRISIS
i know that a man made a remote controlled flying dildo and i think we should hear from him
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:17 (fifteen years ago) link
i respect you and your lifestyle choices
― John Justen, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:18 (fifteen years ago) link
im more wary of the photo that suggests someone actually wore that as a hat.
― csa, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 07:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Please, someone photoshop Big Brother from 1984 onto the screen behind Kasparov.
― Ed, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 08:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Also, tombot OTM, the flying penis deserves a spot in santorum.jpg.
― Ed, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 08:06 (fifteen years ago) link
-- omar little, Tuesday, May 20, 2008 2:57 AM (8 hours ago)
i lol'ed at first but it is pretty depressing in context. moonship otm
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
they'd get my vote
― DG, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
i lol'ed at first but it is pretty depressing in context.
Do we have enough information to assume that this is a pro-Putin penis?
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Perhaps once the penis was constructed, they wanted to fly it at someone, but they knew that flying it at Putin or his lackeys might mean a long trip way up north.
― kenan, Tuesday, 20 May 2008 15:25 (fifteen years ago) link
flying Gary Kasparov attacks penis
― Pfunkboy : The Dronelord vs The Girly Metal Daleks (Herman G. Neuname), Friday, 11 December 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
kasparov security guard takes bishop. checkmate.
― A™ machine (sic) (omar little), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 20:54 (fourteen years ago) link
― Big K.R.U.T. (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 21:03 (fourteen years ago) link
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051114090351/uncyclopedia/images/7/7e/Flying-penis-beast.jpg
― ('_') (omar little), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link
say it out loud
roll it around a little
― she's one intense bitch, she rides a unicycle (arby's), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link
ok wtf is up with the flying penis beast
― kenan, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link
before clicking I really thought this thread is about some kind of a chess move, oh well
― V79, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah, there should really be a move called the flying penis attack if not why not
― immer wieder, ralf & günther (NickB), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:13 (twelve years ago) link
usually the person who uses that move has already lost the game
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link
Better than 'Bashing The Bishop'.
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link
Those cocks are at it again: http://www.newrepublic.com/article/116460/wooden-cock-putin-critics-car-russia
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 20:11 (ten years ago) link
http://s3.postimg.org/rly86v7lf/woodencock.jpg
― wow such doge of venice (King Boy Pato), Thursday, 6 February 2014 09:41 (ten years ago) link
― ciderpress, Sunday, 23 March 2014 03:32 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fFIl7ru.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 23 March 2014 04:30 (ten years ago) link
http://www.stereogum.com/1805139/enrique-iglesias-sliced-his-fingers-on-a-drone-and-finished-his-concert-covered-in-blood/news/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W-l4V-yxBU
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:08 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/eVZ5Px0.jpg
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Monday, 1 June 2015 21:10 (eight years ago) link
― ciderpress, Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
this is flying penis attacks Gary Gasparov
― savvinesslessness (map), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link
i can't believe this happened over 8 years ago
― serge thoroughgoods (will), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 22:33 (seven years ago) link
same; i also can't believe i was posting here over 8 years ago
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:12 (seven years ago) link
this is one of those rare events that transcends our perception of three-dimensional spacetime. it is in fact happening everywhere at all times
― a very in-your-face, hard-edged machine bottom (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 September 2016 21:46 (seven years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/3lycabC.gif
― pplains, Sunday, 18 March 2018 00:23 (six years ago) link
it's kind of amazing that the subsystem that makes you blink doesn't also tell the rest of you to dodge, not even a little bit.
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 18 March 2018 03:41 (six years ago) link
'is first'
― lion in winter, Sunday, 18 March 2018 04:51 (six years ago) link
― ciderpress, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:29 (one year ago) link
not often enough tho
― mark s, Friday, 3 February 2023 16:35 (one year ago) link