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I love it.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

I love this:
To this day politicians avoid growing beards due to how that alienates voters reminded of the hippies, whom many voters would never support.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:05 (7 years ago) Permalink

i haven't bothered finishing it...i liked how they deftly ignored (at the point i stopped reading) molecular evidence for evolution. also: pretty sure the reason fossil evidence is scanty is because, you know the earth has done and been through quite a lot over the last few hundred million years, so actually finding ANY fossils seems like a treat

river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:06 (7 years ago) Permalink

These people are terrifying:

Homosexuality constitutes a parasitic relationship with society. Homosexuals consume resources while performing none of the necessary obligations of an organism within a species (i.e. - reproduction). Homosexuality's existence is a threat to the continued existnce of the human race, and must be dealt with appropriately.

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

(obviously I'm not saying homosexuals are terrifying)

Nasty, Brutish & Short, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

"dealt with appropriately?"

*shudder*

river wolf, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

yeah, y'know, turned into something useful for society like soap or lampshades

Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

Many of the entries are taken from a homeschooler encyclopedia cdrom.

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

Homosexuals consume resources while performing none of the necessary obligations of an organism within a species (i.e. - reproduction).

FFS. So childless women are also parasites? THANK YOU CONSERVAPEDIA I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:23 (7 years ago) Permalink

Phil D., Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:26 (7 years ago) Permalink

Again, these are the people that Chris Hedges writes about.

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

http://www.rationalwiki.com/wiki/Chupacabra

abanana, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

I actually read a thing in a Chilean local paper's website about a Chupacabra being loose a few weeks ago. It's just used to mean a random beast or disease that is killing local goats though. But still quite quaint usage.

jim, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:33 (7 years ago) Permalink

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservapedia

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:36 (7 years ago) Permalink

just checking that you mericans knows that that stuff in http://www.conservapedia.com/Drugs that "Nasty, Brutish & Short" quotes (shatner's bassoon et al) is from Brass Eye http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brass_Eye on drugs

Alan, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, that one sounded pretty familiar.

kingfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:56 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah the cake thing rang a bell.

Trayce, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

I was just going to post the Brass Eye info, except I seemed to have left this page open on my browser for about 20 minutes without replying, and so 'tis not even truly an xpost.

emil.y, Wednesday, 20 June 2007 23:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

there have been 2-year xposts on ILX before

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:21 (7 years ago) Permalink

I remember that!

Still boggling at the 5-second excelsior tho.

Trayce, Thursday, 21 June 2007 02:28 (7 years ago) Permalink

I haven't gone there, but this all looks like "Onion" style 'satire' or is that stating the bleedin obv?

Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:47 (7 years ago) Permalink

I am creating a conservapedia account with a new gmail address simply so I can provide a citation to tha Hansard where David Ames asks the question. here btw

Ed, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:49 (7 years ago) Permalink

Just read the Wiki.. guess not.

Mark G, Thursday, 21 June 2007 08:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

Disco was a flamboyant style of gay dance music in the 70s. Disco parties were noted for their outrageous clothes, drug use, and flashing lights.

Disco music was generally made by studio engineers using session musicians, and was pressed onto 12-inch singles, an innovation which allowed for high-fidelity recorded music over a large sound system. The name derives from the French word "Discotheque", a place for playing records.

TOO GAY FOR AMERICA

31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

Lennon subsequently apologized for those remarks.[Citation Needed]

31g, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:17 (7 years ago) Permalink

It (Conservapedia) is not funny anymore ;_; It's just depressingly stupid.

Pashmina, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

http://www.conservapedia.com/Golf

latebloomer, Thursday, 21 June 2007 09:48 (7 years ago) Permalink

:D

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

http://www.conservapedia.com/Other_gods

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

Hip Hop is a style of African American music in which African Americans chant over beats. It originated in the 70's in the South Bronx. Originally DJ's would loop a specific cut from popular funk or disco songs known as break beats. Eventually African American MCs would talk over the beats, mostly regarding the incredible skills of the DJ. This evoloved into the MCs talking about themselves and the amount of power money and sexual prowess they possessed.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 21 June 2007 13:59 (7 years ago) Permalink

This evoloved

DJ EvoLoved, Monday nights, 9-close, $10. Ladies drink free.

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:30 (7 years ago) Permalink

glad to see this gem is still there:

According to the origins theory model used by creation scientists, modern kangaroos are the descendants of the two founding members of the modern kangaroo baramin that were taken aboard Noah's Ark prior to the Great Flood. It has not yet been determined by baraminologists whether kangaroos form a holobaramin with the wallaby, tree-kangaroo, wallaroo, pademelon and quokka, or if all these species are in fact apobaraminic or polybaraminic. There is, however, no evidence of a genetic bottleneck in the kangaroo species which would be expected if all kangaroos were descended from two individuals.

After the Flood, these kangaroos bred from the Ark passengers migrated to Australia. There is debate whether this migration happened over land[5] with lower sea levels during the post-flood ice age, or before the supercontinent of Pangea broke apart[6], or if they rafted on mats of vegetation torn up by the receding flood waters.[5] The idea that God simply generated kangaroos into existence there is considered by most creation researchers to be contra-Biblical.

Other views on kangaroo origins include the belief of some Australian Aborigines that kangaroos were sung into existence by their ancestors during the "Dreamtime" [7] and the evolutionary view that kangaroos and the other marsupials evolved from a common marsupial ancestor which lived hundreds of millions of years ago.[8]

bernard snowy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:37 (7 years ago) Permalink

I'd take the dreamtime expalnation over creationist bullshit any day.

Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:38 (7 years ago) Permalink

I just love the lumping together of aboriginal mythology and evolution. would this fall within the realms of a straw man argument, or have they just invented a totally new fallacy?

bernard snowy, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:45 (7 years ago) Permalink

Here's a sane explanation of a "baramin", the creationist pseudo-scientific jargon in the piece above: http://wiki.cotch.net/index.php/Baramin

Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 14:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Thank You, this article got me thinking

This article demonstrates the wonderful thing about conservipedia! I never realized that even my reading of the bible was corrupted by the liberal thought I've been force fed (despite having conservative parents). This article, in laying out the biblical passages on the subject clearly, made me realize that slavery isn't NECESSARILY all bad. Of course, I still think slavery of G-d fearing Christians is appalling, if they are determined slaves just because of the color of their skin. But because liberals decietfully used the obvious immorality of that to discount all slavery, even though G-d plainly wills it, I was even tricked into thinking all slavery was bad.

I had read those passages before of course, I just sort of ignored them, because they made me anxious. I didn't know how to reconcile it with the force-fed liberal ideas on slavery, that ignorantly lump all slavery together with Southern slavery. I never realized how much of a pernicious influence liberal ideas could have on even me. I never even knew any liberals growing up! To think, Satan's trickery could be so wily as to actually instill ideas in me that make me anxious when reading G-d's word.

Is there any movements to reinsitute slavery properly? I mean, I know that we have so much to battle right now, abortion, and secularism in general. But it just seems so wrong that a few impure slave-owners could tarnish a biblical institution. Its hopless right now, we are so embattled, but maybe in a few hundred years we can return to a biblical way of life. And if we are biblically consistent--e.g. opposing abortion, demanding Christianity for citizenship, calling for the institution of slavery--then maybe people will see that and have more respect for our movement.

Could the article have more on the virtues of slavery? Surely there has to be some commentary on it somewhere. Being a biblical institution it has to serve a purpose. And for those of you that say "it only applied in ancient times" I say how dare you insult G-d. He's omniscient, which implies what was right then was right now, or else He would have told us to change. InTheEvent 13:53, 19 June 2007 (EDT)

and what, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:46 (7 years ago) Permalink

hahahaha

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:50 (7 years ago) Permalink

Is he volunteering to be a slave, then?

Neil S, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:52 (7 years ago) Permalink

I was gonna say - somebody enslave that guy posthaste! He'll be cool with it, it's G-d's will!

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:54 (7 years ago) Permalink

Famous Left-Wing Terrorist Groups

* PIRA
* Al-Qaeda

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 21 June 2007 16:57 (7 years ago) Permalink

"Though the liberal media continues to disparage Bush's handling of the economy, they often neglect to report the many aspects of the economy that Bush has improved. For example, during his term Exxon Mobil has posted the largest profit of any company in a single year, and executive salaries have greatly increased as well."

- A thought here: Either this poster is admirably subversive or he is functionally retarded.

jposnan, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

Many people have reported leaving homosexuality and becoming heterosexual through their Christian faith.[27][28][29][30][31][32][33][34][35][36][37]

Eric H., Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

The thing about this site is that, except for the bits that idjits like Schlafly or that fundie homeschool textbook write added in themselves, the whole thing is Poe's Law writ large. You can't tell the legit batshit ravings from the fake.

kingfish, Thursday, 21 June 2007 20:58 (7 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, I think a lot of this is tongue-in-cheek, like that slave thing - "And if we are biblically consistent--e.g. opposing abortion, demanding Christianity for citizenship, calling for the institution of slavery--then maybe people will see that and have more respect for our movement."

The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:12 (7 years ago) Permalink

yeah, foxes in the henhouse

river wolf, Thursday, 21 June 2007 21:13 (7 years ago) Permalink

Meanwhile, the folks over at RationalWiki have been compiling a rolling Best of Conservapedia for your amusement and/or horror/pity.

kingfish, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:01 (7 years ago) Permalink

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

14:00, 9 June 2007 Crocoite (Talk | contribs) blocked "Sm355 (contribs)" with an expiry time of infinite (troll - removing God from articles)

Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 22 June 2007 23:18 (7 years ago) Permalink

For you, ILX

Tape Store, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:15 (7 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

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Tape Store, Saturday, 23 June 2007 00:16 (7 years ago) Permalink

sorry, but i'm gonna have to post some screenshots of the Conservative of the Year 2013 nominees:


(right click and view in a new tab to see readable version)

Karl Malone, Sunday, 29 December 2013 05:04 (8 months ago) Permalink

"Gives up millions of dollars rather than cave into liberal censorship..."

Dunno, sounds like a Communist who doesn't believe in the free market to me!

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 29 December 2013 05:38 (8 months ago) Permalink

Is an admiration for Vladimir Putin common amongst US right wingers, or are Conservapedia outliers in this regard?

ferret is followed! (soref), Sunday, 29 December 2013 09:57 (8 months ago) Permalink

It is picking up in the light of his 'family values' campaign. Anti interventionist right liked his stance on Syria and anti immigration ones appreciate the brutality of the Russian border ppl / police as well.

Ramnaresh Samhain (ShariVari), Sunday, 29 December 2013 13:10 (8 months ago) Permalink

LOL @ Meat Loaf

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 29 December 2013 19:01 (8 months ago) Permalink

Saw Scott Walker on the list and wondered for a sec what made Bish Bosch worthy of Conservapedia praise.

bizarro gazzara, Sunday, 29 December 2013 22:44 (8 months ago) Permalink

A simple google search shows that the term "media bullying" was already in use before Conservapedia purportedly coined it. Onestone 09:48, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

Were prior uses elsewhere of the term "media bullying" in the same rich meaning as the usage here?--Andy Schlafly 10:24, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 December 2013 03:10 (8 months ago) Permalink

oh, Andy

mh, Monday, 30 December 2013 03:41 (8 months ago) Permalink

mookieproof, Monday, 30 December 2013 04:33 (8 months ago) Permalink

Andy seems to be trolling. #proud

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Monday, 30 December 2013 04:58 (8 months ago) Permalink

how the hell could you possibly tell

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 December 2013 04:59 (8 months ago) Permalink

Andy is Poe's Law incarnate

zanarkand bozo (abanana), Monday, 30 December 2013 05:32 (8 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Homosexual teen boys are 6 times more likely to use steroids.[8] 52% of homosexual youth report self-harming: UK study.[9]

Is it any surprise that Sage Kotsenburg, a heterosexual man born in Republican flyover state of Idaho, won the first Olympic gold?

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 February 2014 23:05 (7 months ago) Permalink

Chuck Norris praises Sage Kotsenburg, the first gold winner at the Olympics, for his risk-taking snowboarding performance.[7] Unshakeable proof that Kotsenburg is a conservative and not a liberal?

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 12 February 2014 03:28 (7 months ago) Permalink

http://conservapedia.com/Washington%27s_Birthday

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 04:25 (6 months ago) Permalink

Big corporations have never been friendly to the conservative movement. Except for the union issue, big corporations tend to support liberals.--Andy Schlafly 00:54, 16 January 2013 (EST)

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 19 February 2014 07:55 (6 months ago) Permalink

this guy sounds like he needs to go hug some rattlesnakes tbh

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Wednesday, 19 February 2014 12:36 (6 months ago) Permalink

An American wife, mother, and heterosexual recounts the sacrifices she made to win a medal at the Olympics.[11] Needless to say, dessert scarfing, obese lesbians didn't win a lot of medals at the Olympics this year. See: Lesbianism and obesity

JoeStork, Wednesday, 26 February 2014 19:12 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

http://conservapedia.com/Category:Lunatics

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 06:08 (5 months ago) Permalink

the wachowskis wtf

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 25 March 2014 11:50 (5 months ago) Permalink

There's a kind of perversely unintentional even-handedness in treating Lana's name with the same douchey scare-quotes as Andy's contracted name- I was expecting some kind of anti-trans screed.

"Leo K. O'Drudy, III also deduced that the Matrix films were likely to be Marxist propaganda."

Not THE Leo K. O'Drudy, III?

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:31 (5 months ago) Permalink

Michel Foucault WROTE about lunatics, oh lunatics of conservapedia

Angkor Waht (Neil S), Tuesday, 25 March 2014 21:40 (5 months ago) Permalink

3 months pass...

When a president who is a Democrat is mocked by a late night comic, it's over.[6]

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 05:58 (2 months ago) Permalink

Germany trounces same-sex marriage Brazil by a record-breaking rout of 7-1, in front of Brazil's home audience in the World Cup semifinals. [3] Like other nations growing in strength, Germany does not cave into the homosexual agenda.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 01:50 (2 months ago) Permalink

It's Cleveland, Ohio! That's the site of the 2016 Republican National Convention. [7] LeBron James' agent reportedly wants him to return to Cleveland too.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 01:51 (2 months ago) Permalink

really like this one

This is pathetic: the same-sex marriage nations of Argentina and Netherlands are unable to score a goal in 90 minutes, tying at 0-0 before Argentina then won on penalty kicks.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 11 July 2014 20:13 (2 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Misled by atheistic science about earthquakes, 94% in Napa (no active fault lines) went without earthquake insurance. [58] A week after the massive quake, atheistic science still cannot explain it.

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 03:55 (1 week ago) Permalink


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