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No. I'm already going to rent the 3rd season of "Little Britain" instead, and there's only enough time to watch one disc tonight.

― kingfish, Saturday, 3 March 2007 00:42 (seventeen years ago) link

kingfish i think you should be congratulated for taking any ribbing from the malcontent numbsacks of ilx with good-natured aplomb.

― Granny Dainger, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Your organization's Internet use policy restricts access to Raptorjesus at this time.

Reason: The Websense category "Tasteless" is filtered.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:18 (seventeen years ago) link

My fave part of Conservapedia: [Removed Illegal Link] (point 17). In the first place, any first-year math student at uni knows that the complex numbers are simply R^2 with a special rule for multiplication, HARDLY an instance of "liberal fuzzy-non-logic". Secondly, the REAL conservative crackpots in math are the intuitionists, who grouse about proof-by-contradiction, NOT the complex numbers. The intuitionists have no issue whatsoever with the complex numbers, nor does any mathematician born after 1700 CE (yes, that's right, CE, not AD, you weirdos!)

If anything, Crackpotopedia is definitive proof that conservatives are all profoundly and fundamentally insane and in need of a severe beating with the corpse of Bertrand Russell.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Hrm. Said "illegal link" was the Conservapotopedia page on liberal biases in Wikipedia.

― libcrypt, Saturday, 3 March 2007 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

A few days ago I thought about starting a TS: Conservapedia vs. Boobpedia thread, but never got around to it.

Boobpedia is NSFW, btw.

― Mike Dixn, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Boobpedia is NSFW, btw.

Thanks for that, Mike.

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 3 March 2007 02:02 (seventeen years ago) link

― kingfish, Saturday, 3 March 2007 08:22 (seventeen years ago) link

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Tired of the LIBERAL BIAS every time you search on Google and a Wikipedia page appears? Now it's time for the Conservatives to get our voice out on the internet!

Conservapedia began in November 2006, as the class project for a World History class of 58 advanced homeschooled and college-bound students meeting in New Jersey.

Conservapedia has since grown enormously, including contributors nationwide. Conservapedia already has over one-half the number of entries as the Oxford Dictionary of World History. Conservapedia is rapidly becoming one of the largest and most reliable online educational resources of its kind.

― JW, Saturday, 3 March 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

George W. Bush
From Conservapedia
Is the president of the United States of America. Republican. Was awared the office of President by a narrow decision of the U.S. Supreme court in 2000 in a disputed election race against Democratic candidate Al Gore. In 2004, George W. Bush won reelection by a popular margin of millions of votes, including a landslide victory in the State of Florida where the outcome had been so close in 2000. Democratic candidate John Kerry quickly conceded defeat the day after the election.

For many months after John Kerry conceded the outcome of the 2004 election to George W. Bush, some liberals continued to claim that the election had somehow been stolen by voter fraud. When Al Gore went on a speaking tour in 2006 to promote government controls over industry in the name of global warming, many liberal fans greeted him with the belief that he had actually won the election in 2000.

Citation needed, apparently copied from a 2nd grader's social studies report.

― Mike Dixn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 19:11 (seventeen years ago) link

As far as I can tell it's impossible to register an account on Conservapedia.

― 31g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Also:

Palestine Liberation Organization
From Conservapedia

The Palestine Liberation Organzation (PLO) is an organization attempting to establish an independent Palestinian state near Jerusalem. This group of Muslim extremists calls for the destruction of the Jewish state and claims to represent Mulsim Arabs living in Israeli- occupied areas like the West Bank and the Gaza strip. They also use violence and terrorism to achieve their goals. Like in 1983 in Beirut,Lebanon when these Muslim extremist of the PLO organizantion rammed a truck filled with explosives into the quarters of the American Marines stationed as peace keeping troops.

― 31g, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:27 (seventeen years ago) link

They're not allowing new accounts, I assume due to rampant parodic editing by liberal vandals.
This may or may not be an example:
Fox news
Fox News was started in 1996 in response to the other cable news channels which all had obvious liberal biases. Because of this, Rupert Murdoch decided to start a real new channel which would tell the truth. The success of Fox news over every other news channel is because it is fair and balanced. [1] It has many people on it who work to spread truth such as Sean Hannity who is a great American. [2]. Fox News is best because instead of just telling you what to think, they only report the news unbiased and then allow the viewer to decide. [3].

In 2005 the White House selected Tony Snow from Fox News to be the new White House press secretary which was a great honor for Fox because it showed how well it was presenting the real truth instead of the fake liberal version. [4]
References

1. ↑ Fair & Balanced[1]
2. ↑ Sean Hannity[2]
3. ↑ We Report. You Decide.[3]
4. ↑ Tony Snow to be Named White House Press Secretary[4]

Not surprisingly, the writing at Boobpedia is at a significantly higher standard.

― Mike Dixn, Sunday, 4 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Do they understand what a reference is?

― JW, Sunday, 4 March 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

GodTube.com

― Mike Dixn, Monday, 5 March 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.conservapedia.com/Talk:Economics

OMG, hahahahahaha^

― Pashmina, Wednesday, 7 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Brent Bozell III on why Wikipedia sucks, is biased, etc. Unlike the goodly Conservapedia.com

― kingfish, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/buzz/Conservative_YouTube

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:53 (seventeen years ago) link

oh HELL NO i'm not going near that

― kingfish, Friday, 4 May 2007 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Gaze upon this, if ye dare

Milton Friedman (1912-2006) was a libertarian economist who emphasized freedom. He was the favorite economist of many conservatives (including Ronald Reagan), in part because nearly all other economists have been liberal...

Uh huh.

― kingfish, Monday, 14 May 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Back away slowly...

― ledge, Monday, 14 May 2007 23:13 (seventeen years ago) link

five months pass...

http://www.frontpagemag.com/Media/Homepage/lincoln.gif

― Heave Ho, Monday, 29 October 2007 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Select quotes from the Altasphere personals

― Brotherhood of Stealing Shit to Sell to Trader Caravans (kingfish), Sunday, 23 November 2008 17:58 (fifteen years ago) link

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