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whatever you do, don't pierce their ears when they are kittens.

Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Agreed. Andy, please give me enough money to have a place with a back yard you care so much about my cat.

Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

my cat has no claws and would surely get mauled by some mean street cats

p.s. i didnt declaw her, her previous owner did!

Same deal with my cat -- the previous owner declawed him, I think he'd be totally defenseless if he were left to his own devices outside.

O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

whatever you do, don't pierce their ears when they are kittens.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:53 (eighteen years ago) link

It's a quality of life issue, not quantity.

andy --, Monday, 3 October 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.tombraider4u.com/pictures/punk-kitty.gif

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha, Ally is incredible right, and Andy is incredibly screwed. You let the cat out, and something happens to it, eventually. Maybe nothing serious or terrible, but something that'll cause at least a couple hours of freaking out and feeling sorry for Poor Kitty and wondering where the nearest 24-hour animal clinic is. And from those hours to the moment of signing the check for the vet bill, there's every chance your girlfriend will be in super-mega You're an Idiot mode.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Dude, my cat has a way higher quality of life than I do.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha, no shit.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Try to prep her early. Talk a lot about how inevitable it is that the cat will get mauled by a sewer-badger.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Exactly how great is the quality of your life going to be when your girlfriend is stabbing you in the nuts shrieking "WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PRECIOUS KITTY, YOU GIGANTIC DUMBFUCK???????"

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

Sure, one day of abject terror without his normal hiding places before having his neck snapped by the roving pit bull would be so much better than ten years of comfort, ease, treats and sunbeams.

Is this some kind of fucking joke?

(several xposts)

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Hahaha! I don't think that pitbulls roam the cities of America looking for defenseless housecats to eat but I could be wrong.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

My cat, too, became much less troublesome when I started letting him out. He used to be terrible for scratching walls and furniture; after I let him outside, that stopped completely. Plus, no more litter tray - well, it's still there, but as soon as he could get outside he stopped using the tray unless he was absolutely bursting.

However, he still has his claws. Declawing is a horribly cruel thing to do, far worse than castration.

And, I know, there *are* some cats who will refuse to go outside. I've known cats who live in two-bedroom flats who are quite happy to stay inside, and terrified of stepping out of the door. The common thread with all the cats I've known like this is that they were all from the cats' shelter, and were all mistreated by previous owners; I've also known mistreated cats that weren't like this, though.

Forest Pines (ForestPines), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

My cat is an indoor cat too, same problem as noted above, she flips out if taken over the threshold of the open door or if strangers walk by or visit. Preface this by saying she was a junk yard rescue - only about 4 weeks old and the rest of the litter died cuz the mom had too, and they were too young to hunt or eat solid food. We tried a number of times to get her used to being outdoors - took her just outside the front door in a closed patio, she dug her claws in a clung like a crazed octopus, shaking and trying to bury herself in the crook of my arm. Then we tried again to take her to a small park where no one was around she was on a leash but dove under the blanket on the grass and shook and meowed like someone was trying to kill her. This is so sad cuz they should have some outdoor fun and experience (even just to catch a bug and play with it as "live game". All my life I have had various cats that were "more stable" and perfectly ok with outside. This one is just too traumatized to be sujected to the outside. She is 5 now, I leave the front door open sometimes and she will sit near the door, but won't pass the threshold and if anyone comes near she runs like she's being chased by a banshee! She does sit in the window and look, but it seems to be quite enough for her.

Wiggy (Wiggy), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

God god, I'm not signing the cat up for dogfighting. These are (usually) supervised visits to a big backyard. The cat usually goes in the neighbor's yard for awhile, wanders through the hedges, and then we go fetch it. This isn't "Escape from New York" or something.

andy --, Monday, 3 October 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

The pit bull part was a bit of hyperbole, but there are quite a few loose dogs in my neighborhood that like to make sport of cats.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

When a C.H.U.D. gets the cat don't come crying to me.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I grew up in a national park with a cat that lived an idyllic young life. Even later in suburbia she had access to enough wandering room to enjoy herself thoroughly. Now that I live in a city, my present cats are indoor 'cause (a) it's much, much safer in an urban environment, in terms of cars, dogs, but also exposure to other animals and other cats and their diseases and (b), though I do let them into our little concrete 'back yard' when i'm down there, they wouldn't have any access to anything fun anyway. Pavement, street, victorians with no front yards, they'd end up rooting through people's garbage or stuck in a tree.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

God god, I'm not signing the cat up for dogfighting.

You say that now...

The Ghost of The Backyard Is A Gateway To The Darkside (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

The hysterical tone of many of these posts means I've obviously struck a chord. You're all enemies of freedom.

andy --, Monday, 3 October 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I used to let my cats out and then one got hit by a car. on my birthday. I found it in the street covered in blood. That was great fun! My cats don't go outside anymore.

really though I would let them out if I weren't worried about it. I live somewhere with less traffic now. Well, I'd let one of them out; the othe one is terrified of everything and prefers to live under our bed.

kyle (akmonday), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/167500/167500mrTQ_w.jpg

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:11 (eighteen years ago) link

You big liar, Andy: if you're supervising the kitty, it's hardly an "outdoor" cat! That's just, like, making your apartment bigger for a second. I read "let the cat out" and I'm thinking of proper cat-comes-and-goes-as-it-pleases type shit.

nabisco (nabisco), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

until I started forcing the issue
I agree w/Ally, et al. It sounds as if you have bigger problems than cat freedom, judging from the above

Morley Timmons (Donna Brown), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Andy totally wants to have sex with the cat.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link

I just don't understand where I (or Kenan or Jimmy or...) am supposed to let my cat out. I mean I haven't got a backyard at all. Not only that, but he hates even wandering into a hallway. When Tom first moved him to this apartment he hid in the closet for days, terrified of the house! Trust me, his quality of life would dive if we forced the issue of him being outside regularly. He hates HALLWAYS. He's completely agoraphobic. And yes, he was a rescued kitty, found running around on the LIE. I guess after that experience and then being shuttled into a tiny apartment with constant food and attention when he wanted and water and places to climb on, he had no interest in the great outdoors anymore. And, really, he does have a higher QOL than I do.

I mean, seriously, even if you have a backyard in the urban environment you shouldn't be letting the cat out, because one day he will jump fence to the neighbor's yard and then keep going. This is not such a big issue in a suburban environment, but in urban...next thing you know, you're hosting cat drug orgies.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link

The outdoors are overrated. It's just bugs, litter and hobos. It's not like they have to meet someone at a bar.

Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

*Pssst* Catnip? High grade, man!

xpost

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Nabisco is right, it's an indoor kitty that's is gaining more and more freedom. But it was a Hunter's Point stray kitten and is pretty tough, so I don't worry about it too much. But no, it doesn't roll down to the fish monger's like Heathcliff.

andy --, Monday, 3 October 2005 17:25 (eighteen years ago) link

"Hey kitty, wanna see my backyard?"

The Ghost of Andy --: Felinophile (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

This thread would make more sense if we were talking about indoor strippers.

Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

out in the backyard

then we go fetch it

This is not at all applicable for sooo many people and cats. If you have a nice neighborhood with no wandering wild animals and trust your cat to return, it might work. If you live in an apartment, hell no. I've only seen a couple cats that can work well with a leash, some just freeze up and refuse to move or go insane and try to rip it off.

Other cats absolutely refuse to be "fetched" and will run like hell if any human approaches them while outside. If you don't have a porch where the cat can return hours later, you're screwed.

Domesticated housecats aren't necessarily outdoor animals. They also enjoy live food a lot more than dead stuff, but I don't see very many people releasing mice in their house when it's mealtime for the cat. If you forced a cat to live off of what it can catch, you'd be considered inhumane.

mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:31 (eighteen years ago) link

They also enjoy live food a lot more than dead stuff, but I don't see very many people releasing mice in their house when it's mealtime for the cat.

THAT. WOULD. BE. AWESOME.

The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe in your house.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I bought him a Burberry leash and harness to take him outside. Mr. Kitty likes to wear the harness but doesn't care for the leash or the outside part of the deal. So he just wears a jaunty vest now, it's cool.

xpost there's where mike is wrong, I do that all the time.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I mean, seriously, even if you have a backyard in the urban environment you shouldn't be letting the cat out, because one day he will jump fence to the neighbor's yard and then keep going. This is not such a big issue in a suburban environment, but in urban...next thing you know, you're hosting cat drug orgies.

http://www.sfspca.org/WhereWeStand/wherewestand_jan_02.shtml

gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Greg Ginn's really into that trap & spay scene. That's his bag, man.

andy --, Monday, 3 October 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Cat colonies!!!!!!!!!

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:37 (eighteen years ago) link

My ex-wife and I let the cats 'go outside' in San Francsico but that was only cause we lived on the first floor of an apartment building which had a huge courtyard that had no access to the street so they were safe. Most indoor cats have no idea how to fight a 'real' street cat, don't know how to kill their prey, and often don't even have a good sense of direction. One of my cats got out during a party once and I genuinely thought I'd lost her unitl she answered my calls the next day: she was at the back door of the equivalent floor of the mostly identical looking building next to ours.

Also, andy, when I got my newest cat from animal care and control, I had to promise not to let the cat out. I'm not saying I follow their strictures religiously or anything, but I imagine they have good reasons for not wanting domesticated cats outside, most of which have to do with the cat's safety.

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

my cat changy, a 15 year old neutered longhair tom, is very happy to explore the gardens near me. he is an old bruiser, blind in one eye, and he seems to get a kick out of surveying the surrounding area, lording over it like some old general.

i could never keep him in, and i'm not sure its safer either. the other night, a crane fly zipped in the house and started bothering him. it irritated him enough to clump it down in one slow, graceful, bloodthirsty movement, and then he stuffed the still-jittering bug into his fluffy white chops. the look on his face as he tasted it will live on in laughter for years.

ihttp://www.flickr.com/photos/steviechickfoxyboxer/48742114/

foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Cats should only be allowed outside once a year, during winter, in order to laugh at them trying to walk daintily in the snow.

Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:40 (eighteen years ago) link

When ALF eats the cat don't come crying to me.

laurence kansas (lawrence kansas), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Jordan OTM

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:54 (eighteen years ago) link

nuh
http://static.flickr.com/24/48742114_4f60c7b972.jpg?v=0

foxy boxer (stevie), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

humane society of the u.s. article

it was a different shark (wetmink2), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.hsus.org/web-files/People_and_Animals/184x265_woman_with_cat.gif

What, exactly, is this woman doing????

The Ghost of It's A Cat, Not A Theremin (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"You're a nosy kitty. You know what happens to nosy kitties, don't you?"

k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

What the hell does the Humane Society know about animal welfare?

andy --, Monday, 3 October 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

That is a big fucking cat.

Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Monday, 3 October 2005 18:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Aw cuet!

Thanks all. I thought our girls - 4 & 7 - would be absolutely distraught and there were plenty of tears of course but they've both bounced back pretty well. When I suggested an early bedtime yesterday because of it the older one said "I've forgotten about it already, stop reminding me!"

behold the thump (ledge), Thursday, 12 October 2023 15:47 (six months ago) link

hearing thread title to the tune of "New York Minute"

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 October 2023 15:51 (six months ago) link

My big fat mouser caught a (not very big fat) mouse yesterday! Not his first, but this one I managed to wrangle off him before he tried killing and eating it. Not just bcs I dont want mouseguts all over the carpet but also bcs I have no idea if my neighbours use Ratsak.

He made the most impressive doglike growling sounds at it and was very miffed when I caught the mouse and put it outside (seemingly still quite alive).

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 16 October 2023 23:17 (six months ago) link

If by "put it outside," you mean anywhere within 2 miles of your home, they are apparently quite adept at finding their way back.

peace, man, Monday, 16 October 2023 23:47 (six months ago) link

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immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:04 (five months ago) link

pets ruin everything

True enough. So do kids.

I've had both indoor and outdoor cats. In my experience, going back to childhood, outdoor cats usually have shorter life expectancies. They are exposed to all sorts of hazards--predators, disease, parasites, traffic--that indoor cats generally avoid. Our two indoor kitties right now are quite happy. Or, they would be, if the new Black Lab were to meet with an unfortunate accident.

I dunno, most of us typically don't let our dogs roam the neighborhood, do we? It seems to me that this used to be a thing but isn't any more, at least not in the U.S.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:07 (five months ago) link

Yeah my kitties don’t like it when I rescue rats from them, the doglike growl is too cute coming from them though.

I once got there too late when I was younger and living ant home. I got to watch the family cat devour literally the whole rat, head, bones and all. Never looked at him the same….

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:10 (five months ago) link

The outdoor one we used to have (before FIV claimed him) used to leave half-devoured ones on the doorstep.

When I was a kid, we had one bring a bat into the house one time. That was quite a scene.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:12 (five months ago) link

Counterpoint: Pets are the best part of life. My life would be so much poorer without the joy my kitties and dog bring. Also what else would I have to talk about at the dinner table?

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:12 (five months ago) link

My fave part is coming up with all the dumb names. We have Laszlo (his Official name), Laz, Lazopolous, Lazbian, Lazamatazz, Razzlo, Fattyboombah, Chonkers, Big'n'Fat, and Fuckface.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:30 (five months ago) link

LOL

My mother in law named her Black Lab (who now lives with us) "Lorenzo." I have rechristened him "Larry."

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:31 (five months ago) link

We lived in the country. Our cat Girlie Girlie was gifted to us by my older sister from the Guru Ram Dass Ashram in Buffalo and had only been fed brewer's yeast for her entire life. She came to us with a big jar of brewer's yeast and was so skinny. We were very skeptical of that and eventually fed her meat, which almost drove her crazy - it was like a lightning bolt for her. We let her outside and she became a predator, killing birds and mice and bringing them to our doorstep

Dan S, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:34 (five months ago) link

Otm: Peach, Peachie, Pooch, Peachypeachypoopypie, Floof, The Floofer, Mrs. Land-shark, /Butch, Butchie, Butchinator9000 (what he most commonly goes by), Mr. Chunks (he’s been on a diet lately so this name has sadly gone out of fashion)

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:34 (five months ago) link

We let Tuffy out in the backyard on a leash; his collar is loose enough for him to escape from it if he gets caught. Even on those rare occasions when he has gotten loose, he knows where he is and always returns to the back door. I don't think he'd even make a concerted effort to leave the yard, unless he was caught up in a chase.
He's not very good at catching things but I do have to credit him for making me vegan.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:37 (five months ago) link

He's not very good at catching things

Usually only cicadas.

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:37 (five months ago) link

When I was a kid, I had an outdoor cat that survived all kinds of disasters: a near drowning in the pond, being run over by a car, being bitten by a dog (and getting a huge, foul-smelling abscess in his leg). We moved to a slightly more rural area and he vanished. The vet speculated he got carried off by an owl.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:39 (five months ago) link

The Butchinator lives either on our bed, or on top of the beer fridge in the backyard. He is the keeper of booze in the house, one has to give him a little boop on the nose every time they get a drink. Privileged to have a kitty who can live outside yet doesn’t leave the house boundary (unlike another cat we have who we’re still trying to change the habits of; an impossible battle)

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:40 (five months ago) link

I’m sorry jimbeaux, I laughed at that last sentence and I know I shouldn’t have.

That family cat who ate the rat was the same. I think he outlasted something like 5 other cats that came and left the family in his life time (he’s still around). Got run over, constantly came home with scratches on his face from street kitty fights. He was the nicest house cat in the world during the day, but lord knows what he got up to at night

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:42 (five months ago) link

I laughed too. I was pretty bummed at the time. I mean, he wasn't anyone's idea of a lap cat, but he'd been with us for so long and had survived so much it seemed like he'd live forever. It didn't seem right for him to end like that. I hope he gave the owl a hard go of it, anyway.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:44 (five months ago) link

My fave part is coming up with all the dumb names. We have Laszlo (his Official name), Laz, Lazopolous, Lazbian, Lazamatazz, Razzlo, Fattyboombah, Chonkers, Big'n'Fat, and Fuckface.

I would never belittle Baxter’s dignity by expecting him to tolerate “Biggidy Baxter” or “the ol’ Baxterino.” I simply pay him the respect of a peer by saying “g’day cunt” when he enters a room inquisitively.

vashti funyuns (sic), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:45 (five months ago) link

For all we know, he could have won that fight and now sits enthroned as the conquering overlord of the native owl society

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:45 (five months ago) link

I think that was the first time I ever thought of owls as anything but wise.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:46 (five months ago) link

My wife highlighted to me the other night that the only being on this earth that I have ever called a bastard is Butch, who is referred to as such literally everyday as he sneakily flings a claw up at my toe hanging on the edge of the bed, or bites my finger at 3am, or knocks all my books of my bedside table at 4am, or meows at the door at 6am, or vomits on the floor at 7am.

It cannot be overstated; Butch really is a bastard

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:48 (five months ago) link

jimbeaux's cat:

https://i.imgur.com/Qms7YD0.gif

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:49 (five months ago) link

Give it another 50 years, and cats and owls will evolve into a symbiotic relationship where the owls pick up the cats in their talons and do regular air raids on smaller bird societies, splitting the spoil in two. You’re cat could have been the start of a new zoological revolution.

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:51 (five months ago) link

Lol Trayce

Peach’s burner account (H.P), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 00:51 (five months ago) link

(I'm sorry if that was insensitve, I didnt mean it to be!)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 October 2023 02:25 (five months ago) link


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