Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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NB: Clicking on her tongue doesn't do anything, either.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

From the article: On reaching voting age: "I'm not very politically involved. And I don't like to talk about it. I mean, if you say you're a Democrat, that'll turn off Republicans and that's half your fan base."

Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

See I'm hot, ready, and legal too.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:49 (10 years ago) Permalink

well, ready and legal anyway

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:50 (10 years ago) Permalink

Lindsay kinda looks like Celine Dion up there.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:51 (10 years ago) Permalink

Actually, I'm sort of cold today. It's rainy and damp. Although I think I have a fever, so maybe I am hot after all.

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:52 (10 years ago) Permalink

are you READY for some LEGAL fever medication?

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:53 (10 years ago) Permalink

OH BOY NYQUIL SHOTS TONIGHT!!!

tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

"Lindsay Lohan has been eighteen for just under a week when she tells me her breasts are real. I did not ask (gentlemen never do), though my reporting (discreet visual fact-checking, a goodbye hug) seems to confirm her statement."

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:54 (10 years ago) Permalink

does lindsay work for www.teenstogetbrokeninto.com or something?

i have no idea who she is.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (10 years ago) Permalink

That "reporting" comment is too fucking coy for words.

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:55 (10 years ago) Permalink

Who wrote the story, and can we abuse them?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:58 (10 years ago) Permalink

click on the link.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

"wrote"

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

click on the link

Frightening thought.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

Rosemary I've got lots of Nyquil! I'll ship it overnight.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 18:59 (10 years ago) Permalink

don't blame me, Ned.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

Oh, so YOU wrote it!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:00 (10 years ago) Permalink

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

I could think of a better pseudonym than MARK BINELLI.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:01 (10 years ago) Permalink

haha, i thought the quote from the intro in this thread was a piss-take.

thesplooge (thesplooge), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:05 (10 years ago) Permalink

It sounds like Ms. Lohan has a wonderful homelife!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:09 (10 years ago) Permalink

Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen
Forget those rumors about her breasts. Lindsay Lohan has risen to the top of the teen-star crop by keeping it real

Kingfish von Bandersnatch (Kingfish), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:26 (10 years ago) Permalink

Does that mean she only has one breast, but it's real?

Huck, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:28 (10 years ago) Permalink

I wish Lindsay would quit it with the spray tan.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

What exactly is she known for in the first place?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:37 (10 years ago) Permalink

She'd be such a moon goddess if she were pale and freckly instead of orange and freckly. Oh and the frosty pink lips gotta go, too. And the eyeliner.

Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ned: title of the thread, minus "legal."

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:38 (10 years ago) Permalink

How quaint.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

She looks like a cat that's just sat on a buttplug. Doesn't do anything for me.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

Ned how old do you sound with these comments? (Alternate: Ned how long were you in Venezuela?)

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:39 (10 years ago) Permalink

It does something for the cat, Adam.

Ned how old do you sound with these comments?

I always talk like this! The only think I know about Ms. Lohan was some poster for a movie earlier this year, which failed to convince me as to why she was already known.

I was there for a week and a half.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:40 (10 years ago) Permalink

She looks like the photographer has just said to her, in an Austin Powers voice, "oooooh Lindsay, you're ever so NAUGHTY!".

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

think = thing, etc.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:41 (10 years ago) Permalink

Mandee OTM about the pale-&-freckly. For sure.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

MEN CAN'T SEE MAKEUP.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:42 (10 years ago) Permalink

She was very funny in Freaky Friday and Mean Girls, FWIW.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

They just think that all women's lips are like that.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:43 (10 years ago) Permalink

I must admit, I thought she was a cute kid when I caught The Parent Trap on the ABC/Disney Family Movie or whatever a few years ago. But she was 12 then.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:44 (10 years ago) Permalink

So she's some sort of Disney-clone-farm troll, I assume.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

too old now? xp

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:45 (10 years ago) Permalink

Kirsetn Dunst in Interview With The Vampire to thread.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

the tan, the makeup, the clothes - no, no, no. it makes me want to kill myself! do you know what i could do if i had that kind of $ at my disposal? i'd be unstoppable! and i'd know enough to pay for a decent plastic surgeon! jesus wept!

lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:46 (10 years ago) Permalink

I wish they'd cut the double entendres and enuendo and just make the headline "HEY SICK OLD MAN, YOU WANT TO FUCK HER DON'T? DONT YOU?"

David Allen (David Allen), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

I was a child actor, and nobody celebrated my own passing over the jailbait threshold. What gives?

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Well, i was the innkeeper in a nativity play.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:47 (10 years ago) Permalink

Did you wear a blanket around your head like Linus?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

I like how Rolling Stone now has covers that Maxim and FHM would deem too obvious.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 19:48 (10 years ago) Permalink

grr how is the bikini ankle bracelet pic, you know the one, not in the top results

awake the snorting citizens (discreet), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:54 (1 year ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

Anyone else see the first Ep of the new series?

calstars, Thursday, 13 March 2014 22:13 (7 months ago) Permalink

lol r u surm

"Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 March 2014 01:35 (7 months ago) Permalink

i did yes -- biggest takeaway, her pers assistant is awesome and a saint

johnny crunch, Friday, 14 March 2014 14:08 (7 months ago) Permalink

"Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 March 2014 03:13 (6 months ago) Permalink

pwn

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 March 2014 03:15 (6 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

4 episodes in and this "docu-series" is really depressing

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 18:56 (6 months ago) Permalink

ooh tell me more!

Mayor Manuel (La Lechera), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:05 (6 months ago) Permalink

not a lot of content. They spent an entire episode on her trying to get the keys to her new apartment. Not sure what I expected though. It's fun to try to spot the locations. The paparazzi are funny.

calstars, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:11 (6 months ago) Permalink

It would probably do a lot better if it was on any other platform other than the cable channel.

calstars, Friday, 11 April 2014 19:12 (6 months ago) Permalink

Reality gif series

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 April 2014 19:22 (6 months ago) Permalink

She just is, like, so fucking entitled and short-tempered, but talks about wanting to change, but shuts out ANYONE who challenges or pushes her in any way, like she is oblivious to the fact that change takes effort and is unpleasant and sometimes means doing something she doesn't want to do

Also talks constantly about all the "chaos" in her life but she totally perpetuates it, she constantly blames everyone else for everything and takes 0 responsibility, and she talks constantly about how angry it makes her when people "break their promises" but then cancels on an average of like 3 commitments per episode but always comes up with reasons for them that to her are completely valid

funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:17 (6 months ago) Permalink

The way she talked to her assistant, Matt, made me think that she is a horrible person.

Virginia Plain, Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:14 (6 months ago) Permalink

everyone in hollywood is a bastard to their assistant so this isnt unique behavior

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:16 (6 months ago) Permalink

haven't seen the new series but i always really want to make excuses for her.

très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:23 (6 months ago) Permalink

the kind of media scrutiny she was subject to at an early age was really, really fucked up. there is an entire industry that caters to people who want her life to fall apart so they can have their own self-image validated or something. it's not clear to me what the appeal is of tmz, perez hilton, et al but it's hateful and sexist and a very new development and she's borne the brunt of it.

très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:27 (6 months ago) Permalink

Shitty parents didn't help.

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:29 (6 months ago) Permalink

yeah, i don't know what people want from her. cute and talented as linz was, ultimately she had a rough ticket.

très hip (Treeship), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:32 (6 months ago) Permalink

treesh perez hilton wishes he was a very new development

Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Saturday, 12 April 2014 00:42 (6 months ago) Permalink

6 months pass...

hot, ready and legal for 10 years.

how's life, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 08:36 (Yesterday) Permalink

The audience at Speed-the-Plow didn’t form the usual theatregoing suspects. A third were sexy twentysomethings

were they now?

Mark G, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 10:01 (Yesterday) Permalink

yes they were - one third

conrad, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 14:30 (Yesterday) Permalink

Nigel Lindsay, the fine comic British actor, made a decent American fist of his co-producer,

this sounds difficult

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:21 (Yesterday) Permalink

Theater is a great move in reputation restoration. I hope she can stay steady.

smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:22 (Yesterday) Permalink

Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, Legal and Increasingly Irrelevant!"

Aimless, Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:28 (Yesterday) Permalink

"Hot, Ready, and Off-Book!"

the man with the black wigs (Eazy), Tuesday, 21 October 2014 17:39 (Yesterday) Permalink


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