Johnny Depp: Cool or Fool?

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he's gotta be the coolest man on this planet now!

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

In that case Don Juan DeMarco was the passing of the baton.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:29 (twenty years ago) link

He is the coolest! How else could you describe a man that manages to look awesome in a beard?

Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link

Pirates is definitely his biggest movie yet. He's so great--so few people are willing to act in styles beyond just the naturalistic. Truly classic in Ed Wood.

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:30 (twenty years ago) link

Let's not forget Edward Scissorhands...

Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

I mean we don't get to see Pirates 'til August the 8th, but I'm convinced that it is the best film ever made.

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:32 (twenty years ago) link

Cool! I've been wanting to see "Edward Scissorhands" lately. And don't forget how CLASSIC "Crybaby" is.

Mandee, Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:33 (twenty years ago) link

But then I was sad enough to be hooked on 21 Jump Street when I was younger too. How come no cable channels show reruns of this when they do show reruns which are truly more rub? I blame Richard Grieco.

Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

There's something so...dumb about Dead Man (its facile revisionism, its clever-clever anachronisms) and yet, it is so unique and forceful and memorable, and Depp is so beautiful and spellbinding.

So, yeah, Depp performances. Is there anything to destroy? Probably not. But I'd say search above all Ed Wood, Dead Man, Pirates..., The Ninth Gate (not a great film, but a lovely performance), Arizona Dream (ditto), Edward Scissorhands.

The Man Who Cried is worth seeing just for its unreality, and the transcendent silliness of Depp playing this over-the-top gypsy himbo.

Cry-Baby eh. ("Eh" is my firm position on John Waters.)

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

OK quick poll: hands up if you wouldn't shtump Johnny Depp.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:35 (twenty years ago) link

Sleepy Hollow was good too.

Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

He consistently makes movies which are cult hits or with cult directors (the Burton movies, Crybaby, Ninth Gate) and regularly turns in romantic roles to maximize his swoon-inducement (Benny and Joon, Chocolat). Even when he's in a flop, people rarely go on about "Johnny Depp was so bad in such-and-such"; even when he's not in a blockbuster, his films often make a profit; his characters are usually physically distinctive from one another. I think it would pretty much take The Chairman of the Board Versus That Parrot Jay Mohr Did The Voice For, In Waterworld to end his career.

Leonardo DiCaprio said, around the time of Titanic, that he saw Depp as his model for how he'd like his career to go.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

Cross-post with everybody.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

johnny depp = helena bonham-carter so he wz in planet of the apes the remake and fight club

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:37 (twenty years ago) link

That is the cruelest thing I've ever seen on ilx, Mark S.

Lars (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:40 (twenty years ago) link

I like him okay, but Tracer's point upthread is good. He's also Hollywood's reigning 'cool guy' which is pretty lame.

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

i'm sure i've pointed this out before lars

mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

his performance in Sleepy Hollow is one of my favorite movie performances ever

ryan (ryan), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

Sleepy Hollow was good, but Depp wasn't the best thing in it.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

His acting is always "visible"

How do you mean exactly, TH? Do you mean you can sense the effort or simply are aware of the artifice?

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:46 (twenty years ago) link

See, I think the "visible" acting is key to his success -- like I said, his characters are physically distinctive from each other. You don't get the Mel Gibson thing going where you're all "Oh psh, the wackjob from Lethal Weapon thinks he's Hamlet!" Sure, he nearly always plays someone quirky and "offbeat" (but not in the Judge Reinhold pretending to be a cop way ... yet), except for in Nick of Time where he's all everyman, but he's still got a pretty wide variety of roles there.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:47 (twenty years ago) link

I was taking Tracer's comment to mean that Depp uses physical mannerisms and movement the way Meryl Streep uses accents, i.e. noticeably and perhaps (in Tracer's case for Depp, in my case for Streep) annoyingly.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

Best thing about "Sleepy Hollow" = SCADS AND SCADS OF BEHEADINGS

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

Anybody who gets Disney to let him play a pirate that aggressively swishy (hello! eyeliner! hello! holding compass like a makeup compact! hello! uberfayness!) is cool. I wouldn't do him, but I'd pay to watch Orlando Bloom do it.

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

this is the rare thread where i wish mark s weren't being so glib.

Anybody who gets Disney to let him play a pirate that aggressively swishy (hello! eyeliner! hello! holding compass like a makeup compact! hello! uberfayness!) is cool

Do you mean... Jerry Bruckheimer? (Cue ghoulish circus music.)

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

The art direction was the best thing about Sleepy Hollow, I thought. The script really killed that movie. (WHY did they make Ichabod Crane a policeman?! WHY?!?!?!?!?!)

I really liked The Ninth Gate. "Boris Balkan" and all that.

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:53 (twenty years ago) link

The Ninth Gate is probably my favorite assemble-the-pieces-of-evil-hooha movie ever, but only because Pandamonium was a cartoon.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

Shit, I just said "evil hooha" and Dan is around.

Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:57 (twenty years ago) link

I heart you Roman Polanski.

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

TS: evil-hooha vs evil-chocha

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 18:58 (twenty years ago) link

Best thing about "Sleepy Hollow" = SCADS AND SCADS OF BEHEADINGS

Yeah! With the awesome neon magenta blood spurting everywhere. I mean, the autopsy scene is the funniest thing put to film. That film is awesome.

I totally love Johnny Depp and would have all of his children, robots or not. Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands are two of my all time favorite movies. I also like Benny & Joon, fuck ya'all hataz (not that anyone's said anything about that film yet but someone WILL).

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

You've already missed out on the opportunity of having two of his children, Ally.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:01 (twenty years ago) link

Don't rub it in!

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

Johnny Depp & Martin Landau was such a great team-up.

"You have to be double-jointed... and Hungarian!"

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:02 (twenty years ago) link

Also: "Now no one gives two fucks for Bela!"

sorry, I'll stop now

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

TS: Ally vs. Kate Moss vs. Vanessa Paradis vs. Winona Ryder vs. wait in line

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

Are you presenting that "Taking Sides" to Mr. Depp?

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

Depp has delegated to ILX the power to choose his life-mate.

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

The casting of Jeffrey Jones is fucking key too.

(x post)

(let me know what Johnny says, amateurist)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

Dear ILX,

Here is the latest script that has been offered to me. Please inform me Classic or Dud within the next seven days.

Yours,

J. Depp

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

Can we talk about this Jeffrey Jones pedophilia scandal for a second?

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

Is it just me or does it make an awful kind of sense?

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:06 (twenty years ago) link

I'd like to take this special time to say I don't really like What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

Yay beheadings! And WHEN THE FUCK IS ED WOOD GOING TO BE ON DVD?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

This is as good a time as any to also point out that Andrew Farrell has suggested that the NYC get togethers be renamed "F&LNYC" instead of "FAPNYC".

http://www.monesi.com/sergio/movies/feb99/fearlasvegas3.jpg

NED DON'T GET ME STARTED ON THAT ED WOOD BULLSHIT.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

You mean about how great it is? Do go on.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:14 (twenty years ago) link

Seriously, they better put out that DVD soon. Seriously.

s1utsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:15 (twenty years ago) link

It's pretty much the best film ever made. So how come I own Plan 9 on DVD and not Ed Wood? WTF is that shit? Why do they not allow me my pleasure? Though clearly there are obv. advantages to Plan 9 such as that speech about vitamins.

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

This is true indeed. *SIGH* One day.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:19 (twenty years ago) link

the title of the ed wood book on which the film was (v. loosely) based is the greatest: "nightmare of ecstasy"

amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

yeah I read a first-person account of getting suckered by the soc med coverage of the trial that I can't find now, but the (female) writer admitted that the "men too" angle was important

rob, Thursday, 2 June 2022 19:01 (one year ago) link

Michael Hobbes (@rottenindenmark) on Twitter posted a piece about this.

By 2014, Heard was the only person in his life who told him the truth about his anger and his drug problem — a “lesbian camp counselor,” as he once memorably put it. He grew increasingly resentful that she treated him like an addict and an abuser, something his mind would not allow him to accept. His texts to her were apologetic, but his messages to everyone else were unrepentant.


One of the incidents of supposed abuse of Depp cited by him was that Heard was depriving him of his medication - but this had been documented that she was helping him detox and giving him his medication at the times she was supposed to, even though he was going through severe discomfort with the withdrawal. I keep thinking about that. Here’s what Justice Nicol made of it.

267. Mr Depp said that Ms Heard behaved cruelly towards him at this time and withheld drugs from him that he was allowed or were intended to contribute to his recovery process. I have no doubt that the process of trying to rid himself of the addiction to Roxies was extremely stressful and painful for Mr Depp. However, I have seen notes made by Ms Lloyd. It is apparent from these that Ms Heard (referred to in the notes as ‘patient’s fiancée’) was keeping in close contact with Ms Lloyd and, after his arrival on the island, with Dr Kipper. There is no evidence that she did attempt to withhold from him any medication that he was supposed to have.

In his text to Paige Heard, Ms Heard’s mother, on 19th August 2014 Mr Depp said (see file 6/119/697.41),
‘I couldn’t have made it without her ... I would have gone for a swim and swallowed a big drink of ocean without her to be honest ... It was a hell of my own doing that your little girl walked through with me step by step ... I know you’re already proud of her, but if you’d seen her in action ... Amazing!!! It was an exercise of monumental patience and instinct. I wouldn’t be alive, sweetheart ... There were more than a few times when I thought it would be more simple to take that route. It was Amber and Amber only that got me through this ... And it was not easy ...’

268. On 17th August 2014 Ms Heard sent a text to Ms Lloyd and Dr Kipper which said (See file 6/119/f697.38),
‘Issue has arisen again. He took the meds about 30 mins ago (which seems to be the trend) as I reckon they haven’t kicked in yet – all of a sudden he’s flipping again. Just started screaming – he was so mad he pushed me and I asked him to get out. Don’t know what else to do. Sorry to keep at you guys.’

269. Mr Depp said that he had been in no condition to push or attack Ms Heard in any way. He said the text from Ms Heard could be explained as part of her ‘insurance policy’.

270. It was Mr Depp’s evidence that Ms Heard was withholding drugs that he was supposed to have or allowed to have, although he said that she did not do this all of the time and at other times she was very helpful.


There’s so much stuff like this, and none of it mattered.

gyac, Thursday, 2 June 2022 19:46 (one year ago) link

It was a vicious cycle of Depp's PR push being picked up by the incel/"metoo has gone too far" crowd and once it was trending then every dumbass on social media had to pump out content to get on the trend and all of their initial info came via Depp's PR team and the incels and that getting filtered down to normal people who are unlikely to do any deeper research unless they (think they) have a good reason.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 2 June 2022 20:05 (one year ago) link

Michael hobbes was a guest on a podcast talking abt the whole Depp trial & the misinformation surrounding it
podcast is terribly named “Cancel Me Daddy” but he is great as always

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 June 2022 20:40 (one year ago) link

I linked that a few posts ago.

gyac, Thursday, 2 June 2022 21:08 (one year ago) link

oh sorry!

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 2 June 2022 21:11 (one year ago) link

This is a good thread debunking bullshit Twitter discourse.

this is a classic entry in the fake expert twitter thread genre. absolutely full of shit from top to bottom. https://t.co/Q1LagyTWoY

— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) June 3, 2022

xyzzzz__, Friday, 3 June 2022 06:49 (one year ago) link

it's amazing to me that this is being framed as "finally being a victory for victims of abuse" when in reality he was the one accused of abuse without being named in an Op-Ed and this entire case was "NUH UH, DIDN'T DO IT, btw u were actually the abuser".

like I get why asshole incels are cheering, but not people who are ostensibly reasonable human beings. I had to type "Depp" and "heard" and "#teamjohnny" (seriously that is fucked) into my FB Purity yesterday to stop seeing these posts.

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 June 2022 13:28 (one year ago) link

I had only just seen this, but previously I’d seen Nicole Bedera (who studies and writes about sexual violence) tweeting about the phenomenon of female dv survivors supporting Depp and she wrote this piece about it before the verdict.

To understand this, it’s crucial to remember that survivors are not a monolith. Perpetrators do not select victims based on their political beliefs, and experiencing violence is not always a radicalizing event for women. In fact, one of the reasons violence is such a powerful tool in maintaining the patriarchy is that it reinforces traditional gender norms. This is especially true for women who already hold traditional gender values themselves.

In my own work, I have interviewed a lot of conservative survivors. They are quick to insist I should believe them, but not other victims, especially if those victims fail to meet white feminine ideals like chastity or subservience to men’s authority. Once, a conservative participant in my research emailed me a Jordan Peterson video and urged me to join in his argument that most survivors were promiscuous women who regretted participating in hook-up culture. To her, the injustice of her sexual assault wasn’t a loss of bodily autonomy but rather that a woman like her—a white conservative who had followed the rules—was the one violated. Disbelieving other victims did not conflict with her own narrative of victimization. In fact, she felt righteous in her anger that other women’s stories of sexual assault threatened her credibility.


There’s much more to it than that, but it’s a really interesting article.

gyac, Friday, 3 June 2022 18:31 (one year ago) link

Also saw a comment on ontd that I had been thinking about a lot:

andrea dworkin did not get everything right, but she was dead-on when she said "many women, i think, resist feminism because it is an agony to be fully conscious of the brutal misogyny which permeates culture, society, and all personal relationships”


Easier not to know, easier not to think about it and be consumed with rage by it. (This is also me, again, saying fuck you if you think this doesn’t matter. How nice that must be!)

gyac, Friday, 3 June 2022 18:37 (one year ago) link

This is one of the few sane discussion spaces on this trial I have seen. The “recommended” memes I see on Instagram that purport to prove Amber’s lies are simply ghoulish. To me it just looks like a person in distress people are being invited to laugh at. And the more I dig into this case, the clearer it becomes that the whole defamation suit was just another form of abuse—a violent drug addict blaming someone else for all of his problems instead of taking accountability, and vengefully deciding to make his ex the most hated woman in America.

I take two things away from it.

1.) This is a backlash to metoo. People were waiting for a “female abuser” to pounce on and demonize in order to discredit the narrative that male violence and harassment is a problem. Almost like a scapegoat. Her guilt or innocence was secondary to the function she served for people as a way to attack feminism.

2.) People are much worse judges of character than they think they are. People don’t find Amber Heard likable, she conforms to some archetype they have in their mind of the “scheming woman,” so they just adapt their understanding of the case to this impression without trying to figure out what happened. She “seems fake” and that is enough for people to decide she wasn’t a victim and should be punished for claiming to be.

3.) I hate what American society is or has become. There was a sadism to this trial that feels increasingly like a prevalent in American life. It was always there but there isn’t even a polite facade now. This poor woman was literally tortured by the American media. I was in Charleston this weekend and there were tons of novelty shops selling pro-Depp and anti-Heard t-shirts.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 June 2022 11:29 (one year ago) link

thank you gyac, that is a very good piece.

braised cod, Tuesday, 7 June 2022 11:37 (one year ago) link

She was held to a way higher standard than Depp. Inconsistencies in her testimony were considered evidence that she was “bad,” fundamentally. Reports of drunken violence on Depp’s part dating back decades were simply ignored.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 June 2022 11:39 (one year ago) link

not to mention, people flocking to the 'this proves Amber was the abuser' narrative don't even understand that the trial was over fucking defamation, which, her losing at best means she fabricated some claims against him, not that she abused him, nor that he didn't abuse her.

(I really hope the appeal is successful, but not sure how likely that is? even if she does, though, the damage is already done and is going to be nigh impossible to reverse).

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:19 (one year ago) link

(don't take that to mean I didn't believe her claims, I mean we all know the UK bench trial went very differently)

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:19 (one year ago) link

Legally, defamation means she willfully misrepresented the truth. To prove she did that in the WaPo article, which doesn’t mention Depp by name but simply refers to the fact that she was a victim of domestic violence, Depp’s lawyers would have had to prove with a “preponderance of evidence” that he *never* abused Heard. They absolutely did not demonstrate this. Their whole strategy was designed to cast her as an abuser and a liar. Which was not even really relevant. If she sincerely believed herself to be abused, even if the record showed a more complicated picture of mutual abuse, that wouldn’t rise to the level of defamation because she would not have been willfully and maliciously distorting the facts.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:31 (one year ago) link

the jury wasn't sequestered, were they? they probably arrived at their votes via TikTok

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:34 (one year ago) link

thanks for the link, gyac

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:35 (one year ago) link

Also the timeline shows a pretty plausible story of an alcoholic relapsing and lashing out violently. Over time, it seems she became enraged by dealing with this and that is where they were able to drag up evidence that made her look bad. But all of that is irrelevant. If she believed his drinking and violence precipitated the hell their marriage became when she wrote the op-ed, she wasn’t committing defamation, she was sharing her perspective. He could have his own version of events and that is fine but hers doesn’t become defamatory because he sees the breakdown of their marriage in different terms. The bar for defamation is supposed to be high.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:36 (one year ago) link

Honestly this whole defamation trial just seemed like more abuse.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:38 (one year ago) link

It’s also hard for me to disentangle the sadistic misogyny on display all over social media with the mass shootings that took place this week. It all forms a part of a really fucked up culture where people are seeking targets for their inarticulate rage.

treeship., Tuesday, 7 June 2022 13:41 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Johnny Depp fans paid $3k to unseal the court documents just to get dirt on Amber, but ended up unintentionally exposing Depp and information he tried to keep private instead. A thread 🧵🪡 pic.twitter.com/NzH8eD1yJI

— chateau bunny (@cocainecross) July 30, 2022

groovypanda, Sunday, 31 July 2022 10:40 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

An interesting (?) resolution to this case:
- settled by Heard (she was going through the appeal process with some very high profile 1st amendment lawyers and the case was thought to be strong)
- only has to pay $1m but is free to speak ???
- the resolution threads two themes that you see in a lot of cases like this: she was being put through the ringer financially and subject to such grotesque harassment that this is the result

Amber Heard settles with Johnny Depp and speaks out: "I will not be threatened, disheartened, or dissuaded by what happened from speaking the truth. No one can and no one will take that from me. My voice forever remains the most valuable asset I have." https://t.co/m6xTr4nwJA

— Variety (@Variety) December 19, 2022



Statement from Instagram:

My heart goes out to Amber Heard as she has made the decision to settle the defamation lawsuit against her by her abusive vindictive ex-husband, Johnny Depp. He and his team used misogyny, victim blaming, and lies to further abuse her on the stand. I hope she heals from this… pic.twitter.com/DdCKpQnVSu

— 𝝠sh (@starfallgoddess) December 19, 2022

bit high, bitch (gyac), Monday, 19 December 2022 20:56 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Heartbreaking, the worst person you know, etc

The Sun is still calling him a violent wife-beater. #CannesYouNot pic.twitter.com/ePVgLq7CgP

— Xandra 39 (@carriecalista) May 19, 2023



Reminder that the Sun can print that cos they won a libel trial against him 💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️💆🏻‍♀️

Everybody's gonna get what they got coming (gyac), Friday, 19 May 2023 17:16 (eleven months ago) link

fuck Johnny Depp

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 May 2023 19:36 (eleven months ago) link

and Cannes for that matter.

hate teh stupid 'narrative' that won out thanks to Depp's abusive legal tactics

the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, 19 May 2023 19:37 (eleven months ago) link


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