RIP Justin Bieber

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jaymc, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 17:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

“For younger guys, it’s like they think they’re not cool if they come to my concert. That’ll change, I think; it’ll happen, maybe when I’m 18. But meanwhile all their girlfriends are coming to watch me.”

God I love this kid

frogbs, Tuesday, 22 February 2011 18:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 27 February 2011 22:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

Bieber otm. Rip.

Fetchboy, Sunday, 27 February 2011 23:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...
1 month passes...

It's like volcano of doucheiness.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

They should start a fashion line for men named LaBieb

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

the Foghat t-shirt, all by itself, is rad imo

the rest of the look is a big no no

the tune is space, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

not another miami vice remake :(

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Monday, 6 June 2011 15:33 (3 years ago) Permalink

There are cute, precocious boys. There are douchey, ridiculously successful men. In the twain lies LaBieb."

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:34 (3 years ago) Permalink

LaBieb: When the girls want to have you, and the men want you to revitalize their franchise.

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:36 (3 years ago) Permalink

LaBieb: Because privilege is only half the story.

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 15:38 (3 years ago) Permalink

i want a royal blue blazer so bad

― gr8080, Saturday, April 2, 2011 8:09 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark

gr8080, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:31 (3 years ago) Permalink

he loved life so much

positive rapper (k3vin k.), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:32 (3 years ago) Permalink

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2011/06/06/justin-bieber-selena-gomez-mtv-movie-awards-love-dating-making-out-kissing/

“They made out for about three minutes and kind of weirded people out,” the eyewitness said. “They used a lot of tongue and acted like there was no one else in the room"

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

i think someone's getting "backstage" confused with "staged"

When Zeester Met Koffie (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:11 (3 years ago) Permalink

da croupier, Monday, 6 June 2011 21:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

(eval ' (diamonddave85), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 07:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

Terrifying new ending to V for Vendetta.

jel --, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 10:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol the one huge gaga in the background totally makes it

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 18:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

when did biebs start wearing lip liner?

Reddit Me Bro (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:28 (3 years ago) Permalink

JB "crashes his ferrari" although the police state "there was no damage to either vehicle".

Aimless, Thursday, 1 September 2011 02:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

it was not known whether the vehicle that hit Bieber's belonged to a photographer.

 (gr8080), Thursday, 1 September 2011 03:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

police may investigate justin bieber's alleged tryst (the girl was an adult; bieber was a minor).

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

this is so, so stupid

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

Meanwhile:

your way better (Eazy), Friday, 4 November 2011 01:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

this is so, so stupid

justin bieber was victimized.

Daniel, Esq., Friday, 4 November 2011 01:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh that second link is just very safe for work now isn't it

J0rdan S., Friday, 4 November 2011 17:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

justin bieber's boo wrapped in clingfilm

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 4 November 2011 17:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

Fooling around: In another shot Mariah ignores the Do Not Touch sign to cosy up to a mannequin

Obviously a deranged lunatic.

The multi-talented F.R. David (Billy Dods), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

google sluething so hard right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 November 2011 18:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

i'm really hoping for live coverage of Bieber going in for the paternity test.

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

nancy grace would cover that right

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

Wooooo! Go Lakeside!

rustic italian flatbread, Friday, 4 November 2011 18:42 (3 years ago) Permalink

The dream is over.

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:16 (3 years ago) Permalink

as he fights off rumors that he slept with Yeater backstage after a concert and fathered her son.

feel like maybe "slept with" shouldn't be allowed to be used to describe sex that allegedly lasted 30 seconds in a bathroom stall

J0rdan S., Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:50 (3 years ago) Permalink

biebature ejaculation

prettyliketynandelong (some dude), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

RIP love

warning: simulated vampire fellatio (reddening), Saturday, 5 November 2011 01:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

I just can't beliebe in it anymore. :(

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

biebs got raped :(

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

30 seconds of terror

bouquet beatdown (Nicole), Saturday, 5 November 2011 02:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

"She was a really big party animal who got around a lot. She was a big slut. She's scandalous."

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

"I was sitting in my room talking to Lacy when my brother came in and said, 'Dude, Mariah on the couch downstairs,' " Terranova recalled about the Dec. 21 attack. "I came downstairs with Lacy and when Mariah saw her, she freaked out. She came outside to Lacy's white Honda Civic and picked up a brick and threw it threw the back windshield and the back left passenger window. She broke those two windows."

"I came outside and asked her why she's breaking all our s---," Terranova said. "Me and her got into a shouting match right there on the driveway when all of sudden she told me to get out of her face and she didn't want to see me anymore, and I told her if that's the case you need to get off my driveway because you're at my house so if you don't want to see me no more you have to leave."

ice cr?m, Saturday, 5 November 2011 04:40 (3 years ago) Permalink

I've bandied the idea back and forth and have decided to include some highlights from my own experience with dating a Lakeside chick in the early 2000s for added perspective:

1. She was waaaay into anal because she had been raised as one of those Christian chicks for whom "anal doesn't count".

2. She had adapted to more conventional sexual methods, but still kept trying to get me to go with her to the local rock'n'roll megachurch.

3. She was moved to tears upon hearing Tommy Shane Steiner's "What If She's An Angel" on the radio.

4. I finally decided to get it over with and break it off when - while taking a shower together - she pissed on my foot while looking into my eyes and laughing.

rustic italian flatbread, Saturday, 5 November 2011 10:17 (3 years ago) Permalink


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