zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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Forgot how gross the Offpsring got after a while.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Monday, 21 February 2011 21:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Sitcom in the fall on FOX:

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

(Looks terrible, but whatever.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 14:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:23 (3 years ago) Permalink

It took me so far into that promo to realize that they're really selling a sitcom about a girl who is so awkward and ridiculous that she repulses men and is coached by a group of male friends. It's worked with the gender roles the other way around for years, but I have no idea why they think this is a good idea.

mh, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

a premise too terrible for a horrible romantic comedy flick, so they made a whole show out of it?

tylerw, Thursday, 19 May 2011 16:45 (3 years ago) Permalink

Zooey, Get: One New Agent.

Dunno what you expect really. As cute as she is, she's a terrible actress

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 17:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

FWIW, I just saw that the creative folks behind the Zooey show are also responsible for the film No Strings Attached. So, uh, yeah...

Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:20 (3 years ago) Permalink

Squirrel Police is such a choad.

I am just a hardcore free speech guy (lpz), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:37 (3 years ago) Permalink

This looks dire.

righteousmaelstrom, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:44 (3 years ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn!!!!!!!!

anime hitler, the futanari führer (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:48 (3 years ago) Permalink

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Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:52 (3 years ago) Permalink

she needs a hard penis, not that death cab for cutie mother fucker either.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

This show looks awful, but 22 minutes of Zooey on TV for free each week might be worth it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

i wonder if she's shaved.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

x-post

:I

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

im awful today.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

omg AWFUL

but not as awful as this show

2010 = the year of (exactly) 500 Rogers! (La Lechera), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

i need some ass.

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

^^^

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

omg

my x-posts keep getting messed up!

i give up

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

La Lech otm

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

this will be on the best tv shows that got canceled 2011/2012 thread in no time

Crooked Lust (thebingo), Thursday, 19 May 2011 19:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Reminds me of how I wanted to watch the stunning Selma Blair in this

but never got around to it

house is house is house (CaptainLorax), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:05 (3 years ago) Permalink

I give this show three weeks

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

Kath and Kim sucked.
Selma soo hot, tho

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

apparently the three single guys living with Zooey's character on this show are named Nick, Schmidt and Coach

da croupier, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:14 (3 years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair is awesome looking.

Trip Maker otm re K&K but the original was pretty awful too imo.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:15 (3 years ago) Permalink

Never saw it, I believe it.

Trip Maker, Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:30 (3 years ago) Permalink

Zooey show might not be awful, if she did less over-acting.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 20:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

I can't hear the Dirty Dancing song without hearing it scratched and then a computer say "Dirty Bitch." This might be an improvement over the song itself, tbh.

boots get knocked from here to czechoslovakier (milo z), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:00 (3 years ago) Permalink

Selma Blair went to my college.

(I hardly ever get to say that. About anyone, really.)

jaymc, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:29 (3 years ago) Permalink

Martin Sheen went to my college (after me though)

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:47 (3 years ago) Permalink

u old, lol

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol @ me, I didn't realize he went back to school so late in life!

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

it's not nice to lol at old ppl anyway

Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

martin sheen is 70 so u were just theoretically loling at the coolest grandparent ever

Blink 187um (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:58 (3 years ago) Permalink

I competed against him in a film quiz one time when he was there. There was a question about Apocalypse Now and the quizmaster was all "one team will have a bit of an advantage here hoho". Ended up beating him though.

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

tru (xpost)

i feel appropriately like an ass

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 19 May 2011 21:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

Well it was deliberately misleading on my part

Number None, Thursday, 19 May 2011 22:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

Fair play to her, her reply was well written and to the point.

But, blimey, on both pages, so many people who want to dribble at her feet!

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 10:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

hellogiggles.com is the ultimate entertainment destination for smart, independent and creative females. Everything hosted on the site will be lady-friendly, so visitors need not worry about finding the standard Boys Club content that makes many entertainment sites unappealing to so many of us. (It will also be Zooey's personal blog when someone says something mean about her in the press.)

Fixed.

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 16:55 (3 years ago) Permalink

Ayatollah Colm Meaney (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:01 (3 years ago) Permalink

oh my god that website

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:04 (3 years ago) Permalink

the column is actually worse than the response

gucci mande (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:06 (3 years ago) Permalink

hellogiggles

Mordy, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

I wish Plaschke had written that Times piece tbh

polyphonic, Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:10 (3 years ago) Permalink

lol at anyone caring about what anyone thinks of downtown la

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:13 (3 years ago) Permalink

Interestingly, it would appear Deschanel edited that response since the first version of it I saw quoted on Gawker had a misuse of 'relish' that has since been corrected.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Tuesday, 12 July 2011 17:15 (3 years ago) Permalink


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