OKCupid.com, Pt.2- Afterparty! Hotel lobby! REMIX!

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I asked her out! For a real life proper world drink! I am all excited.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:20 (nineteen years ago) link

I think you should look up her address on the electoral roll first and hang about outside her flat first, just as prep work.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

500-woos-by-sundown-girl messaged me! I think she is an invention.

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:31 (nineteen years ago) link

The honey trap!

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

STOP STEALING MY THUNDER, NABISCO!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm deleted, as of last night. i couldn't take it anymore.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Our relationship is really building! I think we're about to exchange social security numbers!

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:43 (nineteen years ago) link

hahahahah!

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 11 June 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't laugh at me, teeny, I've seen your profile and you only have half a head.

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:50 (nineteen years ago) link

You are going to have amputee-fetishists all over you.

― nabiscothingy, Friday, 11 June 2004 17:51 (nineteen years ago) link

nabisco did you woo her first or was it unsolicited?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

coz you can go to prison for soliciting woo's.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 11 June 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

the best thing on myspace is people who have the wrong year set in their profile and they're all "i'm only 16" in the about me section

― Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:36 (nineteen years ago) link

My top two bi men matches are Martin Skidmore and Tuomas!

Well, me and Martin showing together shouldn't be a surprise, since we're 95% soul brothers, at least according to OKCupid. What's your username, Hanna?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Saturday, 12 June 2004 10:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Good luck, Matt! Tuomas and Hanna, I am delighted we are so well matched! Who knows what can come of these budding romances? (Well okay, we do know what will come of them, but I can dream.)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 12 June 2004 10:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Martin takes everything naughty and turns it, uh, naughty.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 12 June 2004 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link

ok. listen to how pathetic i am.

my happiness over the last week or so has been solely dependent upon whether a girl responded to my mails.

christ.

― todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

That's what's amazing about these things. They have practically no actual-dating potential -- they're just like really ill-designed exercise grounds for examining your own desirability.

― nabiscothingy, Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:42 (nineteen years ago) link

NO!!! I am going to meet my okcupid crush if it kills me! And then I will lose interest and delete myself. I had a dream that I met him and he had too wispy hair/was balding. I was upset.

― Carey (Carey), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:47 (nineteen years ago) link

RickyT has forsaken me -> I will never love again.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 13 June 2004 21:34 (nineteen years ago) link

well, i am going to Amsterdam with my OKC crush in September - for real.

― dog latin (dog latin), Sunday, 13 June 2004 22:53 (nineteen years ago) link

I love OKCupid hardcore dammnnnn, again. (Possibly I stopped for like a day, it seems alien and distant now). Lately people have been messaging me saying "wanna chat", and when I reply they COMPLETELY IGNORE ME, how bad can my prose style be over one message? Luckily I am also messaging 30,567 canadian goth chicks, little do they realise their rejections cannot hurt me.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link

That message reads kinda insane.

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link

(People I might actually meet: "this-is-me-being-all-naked-like" lady, posh London private schoolgirl).

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:37 (nineteen years ago) link

good work.

― todd swiss (eliti), Sunday, 13 June 2004 23:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Wow. She's agreed to meet me. I totally didn't expect that to happen.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 12:27 (nineteen years ago) link

I deleted my account.

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 12:34 (nineteen years ago) link

deleting your account is the new creating an account.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 12:35 (nineteen years ago) link

This girl kinda looks a bit like Scarlett Johanssen methinks.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 12:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Haha, I sent her a woo and she didn't respond.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 13:02 (nineteen years ago) link

i deleted mine too. re-reading the nerve thread did the trick.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:25 (nineteen years ago) link

canoe polo?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Posh privateschool girl asked me "whether it was a problem" that she had a boyfriend. YES IT IS A PROBLEM.

(Congratulations Matt!)

― Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 14:44 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has turned into something sad.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

But she is so posh! I am appalled, Matt, Nickalicious.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

I didn't say I fancied her or anything, just that she looks like Scarlett Johanssen! Who I do fancy. Shit.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

OK so I signed up (Phil-Two) and I'm totally confused. wtf goes on on this site. wtf is a woo. why is daddino #5 on my matches list.

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link

phil, read the last squillion posts and also the other thread which i can't be arsed to find for you.

that should answer all your questions.

glad to be of service.

― dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what a woo is yet, because I have had none!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I woo you from my deleted account martin!

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

HOLY FUCKING HELL

http://is2.okcupid.com/pics/937/9378535923534174488/1087419372.jpg
Caption: "I'm the one in the middle"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Those on your matches list, nick?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:35 (nineteen years ago) link

My self-summary:
im a paratrooper what are you so if your in the mood for outragious things i am your man so be ready to be shocked and laugh alot i am the man for you and if you dont well i guess i still am the the man for you so give us a try and trust me you will be very happy that you entered into my realms

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Don't dog him, he has realms!

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Unfortunately not roxy. :(

For some reason this site thinks I'm more compatible with bespectacled Appalachian Mountains-region musicians than gun-wielding "outragious" white Haitian paratroopers.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:38 (nineteen years ago) link

"im a paratrooper what are you" is sure to become the next...something.

xpost am i on your world matches list?! you and carsmile are on mine.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:39 (nineteen years ago) link

~~Against my better judgment~~ my username is slamdance.

― Crickets Dance On Tequila Booty (Barima), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks Teeny - I guess a pity-woo from someone who isn't on the site anyway is something (well, since it's you it is).

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 20:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Ugh. It tells me I'm crude and kinky. I don't like hearing that. Worst of all, it says I'm unmathematical. Pff.

I'm Jimdoo on there. You could win me, I'm a prize.

(you could also see me dressed as a rabbit)

― JimD (JimD), Wednesday, 16 June 2004 23:07 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm peeing my pants right now. Some guy posted this:
http://www3.mb.sympatico.ca/~bshurb/crazy.jpg
with the caption "I will never be as cool as this guy". NONE OF US WILL EVER BE AS COOL AS THAT GUY.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 17 June 2004 04:14 (nineteen years ago) link

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