Your favourite misread ILX thread titles!

How long does it take to pray for a saint to dry?

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:04 (9 years ago) Permalink

I too misread that Mark C thread, but surprise surprise my misreading was dirtier.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:09 (9 years ago) Permalink

how much dirtier?

― rainy (rainy), Friday, 19 March 2004 09:20 (9 years ago) Permalink

i read the "This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HATE TITS]"

as "This a thread for whining about dating dilemas [DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVE TITS]" also.

"oh no! HOWARD STERN v. DUBYA FIRE!! OH NO!!"

"Fuck it, I'm gonna say it. Zzz, I'm so fucking hard"

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Saturday, 20 March 2004 02:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

"The official Dawn of the Dead thread"

as

"The official Dawn of the Dead Thread"

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Saturday, 20 March 2004 02:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Lynne Cheney After Dark (her potbelly romance novel she doesn't want you to see)

― aNatheMa (aNatheMa), Saturday, 20 March 2004 02:47 (9 years ago) Permalink

C/D: boiling your own grandfather (16 new answers, 16+ unread)

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 20 March 2004 04:29 (9 years ago) Permalink

Lenny Kravitz is Black : (5 new answers)

― pete s, Saturday, 20 March 2004 15:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Voiceover is the crotch of a poor screenwriter"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 00:57 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Pimp My Bride"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 01:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

How radioactive were your parents?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 04:21 (9 years ago) Permalink

top 100 most racially awkward bowel movements

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 23 March 2004 18:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Vancouver is the crutch of a poor screenwriter"

― Huck, Wednesday, 24 March 2004 14:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

Huh, it was after I had just posted to the thread in question that I misread its title as -

"Your Mourning Routine"

And then felt v.v.v.silly indeed for a few moments, before I dared to check the thread title again. Oh boy.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 24 March 2004 15:16 (9 years ago) Permalink

"If you have a snog stuck in your head and you can't get it out, click here and singe it out loud!!!!!!!!!!!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 1 April 2004 12:32 (9 years ago) Permalink

Songs about those four American 'civilians' killed in Iraq yesterday... (25 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 6 April 2004 18:34 (9 years ago) Permalink

official Dawson of the Dead thread

― Kim (Kim), Saturday, 10 April 2004 23:31 (9 years ago) Permalink

A month ago, my girlfriend informed me that she didn't want to be "pirated" any more

― Frühlingsj4n (Wintermute), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 19:03 (9 years ago) Permalink

"Martin Amis" offers Europe truce

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 15 April 2004 19:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

THREAD CONNECTIONS ARUGULA

― Sean Thomas (sgthomas), Thursday, 15 April 2004 20:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

Jess: where do Hassidic / Orthodox Jews buy their clothes?

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 15 April 2004 21:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

'Bin Laden' Offers Europe Trance

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 15 April 2004 23:01 (9 years ago) Permalink

"According to Billboard, KISS bassist/singer Gene Simmons will be calling his second son Asshole."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 16 April 2004 00:11 (9 years ago) Permalink

Will Leee United AFC survive ?

― Leee O'Gaddy (Leee), Tuesday, 20 April 2004 20:42 (9 years ago) Permalink

The thrill of the cheese (11 new answers)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 May 2004 17:27 (9 years ago) Permalink

MY GUACAMOLE RECIPE IS LEAKING SO HELP ME (you fuckerz!) (45 new answers)

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 3 May 2004 17:28 (9 years ago) Permalink

Luther, Rinse, Repeat

― Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Monday, 3 May 2004 18:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

Ha, Tracer - I had the cheese one, too!

― Kerry (dymaxia), Monday, 3 May 2004 19:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

"i was a teenage shopfuxoring mongrel"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 22:17 (9 years ago) Permalink

IRAQ (etc)....The World Condoms.

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 00:08 (9 years ago) Permalink

for what are you pimping?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 04:52 (9 years ago) Permalink

Asparagus anointment (35 new answers, 130 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 21:45 (9 years ago) Permalink

Elijah Wood takes over from Predator: Official

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 13 May 2004 15:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

Indian Erections

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 14 May 2004 08:38 (9 years ago) Permalink

Morrissey down South - the biggest British social revolution since the fall of Thatcher?

― de, Friday, 14 May 2004 13:18 (9 years ago) Permalink

CD keyboards that you strap on like a guitar

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 14 May 2004 14:25 (9 years ago) Permalink

euthanasia and gay marriage

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 15 May 2004 14:39 (9 years ago) Permalink

Alex in NYC going to see Khanate tonight!

― 24 hours with the King of Snake. (SNAKE!) (ex machina), Sunday, 16 May 2004 08:05 (9 years ago) Permalink

s/d: phrases that describe dungarees

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 15:35 (9 years ago) Permalink

Haunted lighthouse film with eyebrows

― Ron haRDINESS, Tuesday, 18 May 2004 21:51 (9 years ago) Permalink

Iraqi Pensioner Abuse, Pt. 4

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 07:06 (9 years ago) Permalink

why are you listening? may/june 2004

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 19 May 2004 14:36 (9 years ago) Permalink

Friend or Foe; Pope with White In-Ear Headphones?? (118 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 19:56 (8 years ago) Permalink

What do you do to get away from caped crusaders who interrupt your lunch?

― :|, Friday, 28 May 2004 20:42 (8 years ago) Permalink

Here Comes a Titty Twister

― Leee's a Simpson (Leee), Friday, 28 May 2004 20:46 (8 years ago) Permalink

What happens when you pull out and start again?
(except i didn't misread it!)

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Saturday, 29 May 2004 05:44 (8 years ago) Permalink

Help me buy your CDs (26 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 15:33 (8 years ago) Permalink

Derren Brown's Seance was misread as Darren's Brown Sauce

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 15:36 (8 years ago) Permalink

Burma to Cheney: "Stop being so almost nude, please."

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 22:57 (8 years ago) Permalink

"my healthy fucking slit throat"

― kephm, Wednesday, 2 June 2004 17:30 (8 years ago) Permalink