2008 USP(G)ET pt. II: counting the days to 2012 primary thread 1

bravely making executive decisions about the alaskan troops in iraq

i heard she personally beheaded sadaam

yeah i heard she chopped his dick off and made jerky out of it

At the Values Voter Summit this weekend, vendors sold an item called “Obama Waffles” featuring a racist cartoon of Sen. Barack Obama (D-IL) on the box front — with “popping eyes and big, thick lips” — and another image of him wearing an Arab-like headdress on its top flap. Its creators, Mark Whitlock and Bob DeMoss, said it was meant as “political satire,” and sold the box for $10 from a booth at the Family Research Council event. CNN’s Lou Dobbs stopped by the booth and exclaimed, “My wife will love this!” A photo shows Dobbs with a box of the mix in his hand.

Hey no fair; I'm at my cousin's wedding right now, and the lady an uncle married has on a McCain 2008 sparkly brooch thing. Why can't I wear my Obama pin?!

(ps ON IPHONE beep beep ba beep beep yeah)

I've been taking a Media + Election course, and what I've learned is that the majority of voters don't vote for the same reasons or in the same ways as college-educated voters. (About 25% of Americans have a college degree of some sort.) And consider that the number of college-educated voters are overrepresented in places like NYC + LA, which can make the reasoning of non-college voters seem very foreign.

you had to take a course for that? does it cost money?

oh stop it

Asked if he considered the pictures of Obama on the box to be racial stereotypes, Whitlock said: "We had some people mention that to us, but you think of Newman's Own or Emeril's — there are tons and tons of personality-branded food products on the market. So we've taken that model and, using political satire, have highlighted his policies, his position changes."

Now with more political satire!

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/09/14/us/politics/14palin.html

Hey this is something. Of course it could end up spun as more evil left-wing media smearing beloved Sarah, but it stays away from the family and might make people a little more uneasy about her. If anyone reads the whole thing.

“You should be ashamed!” Ivy Frye, the assistant, told her. “Stop blogging. Stop blogging right now!”

“YOU ARE SO AWESOME!” Ms. Frye typed in an e-mail message to Ms. Palin in March.

And consider that the number of college-educated voters are overrepresented in places like NYC + LA, which can make the reasoning of non-college voters seem very foreign.

this is really way more about with whom you associate than where you live. e.g. LA county is almost exactly average for college-educated percentage of the population.

palin was never in iraq!!!!

so many lies have come to surface in the past two days, I'm interested to see if mccain polls lower after the weekend, somehow I suspect not. which means half the electorate has become complacent and complicit in this kind of bullshit. which, you know, I suspected and knew, I just hoped for something better.

"I can see Russia from my house!"

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Tina Fey as Sarah Palin has just made 20 months of campaign following worth it for me.

spoiler alert

okay omg wow Tina Fey was amazing

http://blip.tv/file/1259746/

tina fey otm

Lipstick. Lipstick. It's lipstick. Lipstick. Okay, there you go.

ilx was sort of on SNL, then, huh

"So please, stop photoshopping my head on sexy bikini pictures!"

it wasn't ilx guys

but i am proud to be your champion

lmaoooooooooo

Not to be overlooked: Amy Poheler's Hillary Clinton is as awesome as ever.

yeah haha she was great. weekend update nice and ballsy. the base just needs to be whipped up again. obama just had a really strong day I think.

fred armisen haha.

plays as obama or mccain in saints row 2 co-op mode

Interviews show that Ms. Palin runs an administration that puts a premium on loyalty and secrecy. The governor and her top officials sometimes use personal e-mail accounts for state business; dozens of e-mail messages obtained by The New York Times show that her staff members studied whether that could allow them to circumvent subpoenas seeking public records.

wtf, not so much at them trying to do this but how completely BUSH LEAGUE they were about it

You mean that game's not FAKE O_O?

it's real; I know o_O

also: the bikini photoshop pic got mentioned on tina fey's SNL skit lololol

lol Saints Row 2

http://americandigest.org/jillgreenbergatlanticcov.jpg

http://americandigest.org/jmccaincntgreenberg.jpghttp://americandigest.org/jillgreenbeerg1.jpg

someone upset about these

http://americandigest.org/jillgreenberg3.jpg

how the photographer really feels abt mccain

"Relax, Ms. Greenberg, and munch your tofu or carpet in complete security."

holy crap

The rest of that American Digest site is just as bonkers, if not more so, than the guy writing about Greenberg.

pretty unprofessional, it seems

http://link.brightcove.com/services/link/bcpid1417423198/bctid1790977147

^that is some fine "political satire"!

I was a bit surprised to see so many young people heckling Lindsay Lohan (yeah I know don't ask) for her political statements on myspace, but I guess it's the whole idea of anyone defending Palin that seems so absurd.

^^ please to quote the choice bits

Lies alone won't do anything to their campaign. Remember, if you're idea of politicians is that that all lie, and some of them have to just to get the job done, then mere lying isn't a problem. I.e. your parents sometimes hurt you b/c they love you, and they're doing it for your own good.

The key is to point out again and again that their bullshit has made us weaker and betrayed all those who put trust in them. George Lakoff mentioned something about this like 3 years ago, that merely pointing out the lies wasn't enough. Come at this from an angle of betrayal, and you might get better results.

there is already plenty of discussion of lindsay lohan's bits on ILX

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/the_end_is_not_for_a_while.png

oh he does not really

I believe the stickman from xkcd comics posts here, we should ask him

Seriously, you wouldn't believe the grief I get.