Breast Augmentation

That should certainly be googleable data. I'm on it.

I'm sure you can, if based only on rrrobyn's diagrams

depends on where they make the incision

I thought generally speaking the answer was no? But that you don't know until you get pregnant and try it -- I guess the...severing? disruption? (or conversely, preservation) of the milk ducts isn't an exact science.

Go figure, something invasive and (mostly) unnecessary that is solely performed on women isn't particularly well researched for the drawbacks that don't affect the patient's supposed sex appeal.

xp ahh, thanks, Beth. Does that come with a gin martini?

If the nerves around the areola were not cut or damaged during surgery, you may be able to nurse fully or partially. Nerves are vital to breastfeeding since they trigger the brain to release prolactin and oxytocin, two hormones that affect milk production. Your chances of breastfeeding also improve if your milk duct system is intact.

Oh god, there's reasons beyond suckling I wouldn't want nerve nippular damage.

thx for the research Beth!

I always think "What if that lady in Grapes of Wrath had a boob job? Would she have been able to breastfeed that man to keep him alive still? Or would the most jaw-dropping moment in all of high school English be the ending of 'The Necklace' instead?"

It's like a pornographic "Gift of the Magi": she gets implants to make herself more desirable, thereby increasing her chances of getting hitched and/or pregnant...and then can't save a member of the set she was trying to attract.

The GRAPES of wrath indeed

(you see the milk glands are all bunched up like widdle grapey wapes, or bindles of chicken fat.)

Out of desperation I once tried to cream my coffee with my own breast milk. Took about a cup to do the job. That stuff may be sweet but it's way nonfat.

I don't believe you.

I mean I am militant about milk in coffee and also unusually hippie-ish in my feelings about bodily fluids but I don't think my own breastmilk would be an option. For me.

It's true. I nursed my kids for 4 years straight, so I had a ready supply.

You'd do it too, if you got up and there was no freaking milk for the coffee.

xp What, in the freezer?

in her breasts!

yep, time to go home

also lol "nippular"

wow. i prefer half & half in my coffee, do i even want to ask what the diy equal of that would be?

Gallons. Whole tittiesful.

On the bright side, you don't have to add sugar.

Or colostrum.

I conveyed the milk directly from glandular structure into coffee cup, by means of a rolling thumb/index finger action.

I hate it when there's no colostrum in the morning.

Wow I really do not want to write my resume.

Wow I really do not want to write my resume.

-- Laurel, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:02 PM (Tuesday, October 16, 2007 9:02 PM) Bookmark Link

hi dere, wait until you have to write cover letters.

Oh, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to give my resume to people I know at various publishing houses and let THEM rep me. At least that's the plan.

i'm thinking about bagging the european tour and getting out of chicago for the winter. if i don't land something quick there's really no reason to stay here.

but that's for another time, back to titties and coffee.

If you get a firm enough implant you should be able to set your coffee cup right up there, no problem.

Or even implants, plural.

yes, that is what everyone wants in a breast

We all need extra storage space.

My kitchen is woefully lacking in counter space. The implant option makes a lot of sense.

If you get a firm enough implant you should be able to set your coffee cup right up there, no problem.

anyone remember those stretch armstrong dolls from the 70s? maybe you could get implants made out of that stuff?

You could mold actual cupholders! A chest console!

i keep reading implant as eggplant

They're very similar.

You could mold actual cupholders! A chest console!

that's exactly what i was thinking.

spare change, beat-up old ipod, loose cigarettes...

Gives a whole new meaning to "cup-size."

I'm a 36 Venti.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/ae/GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg/200px-GC_A_Place_For_My_Stuff.jpg

ILX: A storm in a C-cup

HA

lol, laurel told deeznuts off for being an ass on the tits thread.