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http://pics.blameitonthevoices.com/022011/small_bread%20helmet%20guy.jpg

jaxon, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^plz put this dude in nu-santorum.jpg

acoleuthic, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

aw man i had an idea to make that graphic while looking through wire photos yesterday. called it off when a friend told me the bread one prob had more to do with making a statement than protecting his head. not sure if i agree but

gr8080, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

omg

ENBB, Friday, 4 February 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

love the pope one.

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2011 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

you guys realise the hypnosis thing is fake right

cozen, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

ENBB, Monday, 7 February 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

next you'll tell me that hornswaggle wasn't of the physical ability to take 4 guys out the royal rumble

if there is a King Moaty, apparently he is huge into slapstick. (a hoy hoy), Monday, 7 February 2011 19:11 (thirteen years ago) link

brandy tumblr is some nice work
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfv350i7jM1qggo50o1_400.jpg

gr8080, Monday, 7 February 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

BREAM

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 February 2011 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.todaysbigthing.com/music/2011/02/09

vacebook (crüt), Thursday, 10 February 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

printed earlier in the week in the big daily (english-language) paper here

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5016/5434996165_01a9ab78f0.jpg

if i were a v slightly different kind of editor/person, getting this kind of thing to print would be my goal in life

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 February 2011 06:45 (thirteen years ago) link

first three words of this headline are just

http://www.wcpo.com/dpp/news/local_news/water_cooler/scratch-harry-baals-off-list-of-names-for-govt.-center

max, Friday, 11 February 2011 07:02 (thirteen years ago) link

haahaa

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Friday, 11 February 2011 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

taking an easy lol next level

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

equal parts cuet and lolz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLix4QPL3tY

gr8080, Friday, 11 February 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

awesomedorable

gallagher 3 (latebloomer), Saturday, 12 February 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus. every time i open this thread and scroll past that guy at the water fountain i'm temporarily O_o.

circa1916, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

that alex presents commando thing is like tropic thunder's retelling of simple jack.

jaxon, Saturday, 12 February 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

i fucking love vogue videos. this one is out of control tho. swear she's gonna hurt herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3U10TCp4ApU

jaxon, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:01 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

jaxon, Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

the whole "you can't hurt me more than i can hurt myself" element of voguing is so punk; i also fucking love that shit

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 13 February 2011 02:20 (thirteen years ago) link

okay, shit, apparently she was having a stroke in the above video? so not lolz, not lolz at all.

I'd rather climb into the saddle of my Ford Mustang and sink spurs (stevie), Monday, 14 February 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

woah that's scary

ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i lol'd

am0n, Monday, 14 February 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

shocking

ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit.

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 14 February 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTKx3orfZ8A&feature=player_embedded

jeff, Monday, 14 February 2011 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

What the hell?

Does this explain any of Mark Mathis' behavior?

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't help laughing!

Ayo Scott (rip van wanko), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

It's scary how it just happens like *that*.

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's pretty weird to watch threif omrg gim bir rgimttoienor fii fiif fuirt.

jeff, Monday, 14 February 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/cbs-2s-serene-branson-did-99449

CBS 2 L.A. affiliate reporter Serene Branson did not have a stroke live on air while reporting on the Grammys Sunday night.

Branson was at first mocked when a video of her speaking gibberish hit the web. Later, it was reported by the U.K. Telegraph that she suffered a stroke and was rushed to the hospital.

A statement posted on her station's Web site Monday reads, "Serene Branson was examined by paramedics on scene immediately after her broadcast. Her vital signs were normal. She was not hospitalized. As a precautionary measure, a colleague gave her a ride home and she says that she is feeling fine this morning."

Cameras flashed to file footage of the Grammys as she struggled to speak live on air.

Wrote KNBC anchor Angie Crouch Monday on Twitter: "KCBS reporter Serene Branson is okay - hang in there girl!"

CBS 2 has not responded to requests for comment made by The Hollywood Reporter.

gr8080, Monday, 14 February 2011 20:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://whoisarcadefire.tumblr.com/

gr8080, Monday, 14 February 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

So I've spent this Valentine's Day on youtube watching people die of strokes.

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Did any of them say Bof Free Flu? Because according to Boston Public Health Commission's handy signs on the T, that is what people who are having strokes say. If they didn't then I would question the diagnosis tbh. BPHC wouldn't lie.

ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Strangely enough, none of them have been English speakers. Not sure if that makes a difference, but there's that.

damage lolz.

http://tinyurl.com/lil-shits (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

lol These ads crack me up though because they don't just say "may talk gibberish" or whatever but instead all the cartoon ppl say BOF FREE FLU! That's how I knew newslady wasn't really having a stroke. ;)

ENBB, Monday, 14 February 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

a stopped idiot is right two times a year

"multi-culturalism has failed" - a.wenger (cozen), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

To Kitaen's credit, I think she was in rehab every time they released an album.

w/no hesitation (mh), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

"OK i'm not THAT old"

الله basedأكبر (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 February 2011 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

dying
http://www.metalinjection.net/tv/view/6401/dogust-burns-red

jaxon, Monday, 14 February 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty laid-back for a metal drummer.

Le mépris vient de la tête, la haine vient du cœur (Michael White), Monday, 14 February 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link


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