Bands nobody ever talks about anymore in the "England" chapter of the 1980 new wave guide I just bought for $2 off a seemingly homeless guy set up on the sidewalk of St Marks

All that talk about UK Squeeze upthread is a bit odd. I mean this is just flat out bullshit:

"Not to be confused with U.K., this group produces anonymous, pedestrian hard rock of the same vintage as the other's. By the end of 1978, this band was so defeated it changed its name to the simpler Squeeze." - Dave Marsh, *The Rolling Stone Record Guide,* first (and best) (i.e, red) edition, 1979

They were only called UK Squeeze in the US because of some other band suing them!

I think it was meant as a funneh

Yeah probably but xhuxk took it literally

Meanwhile, I do remember hearing "You'll Always Find Me in the Kitchen at Parties" in the 90s, and haven't heard that in probably 8 years

this is being useed in an tv advert in uk at the moment ..

yeah, he said that.

I think I was just playing along with Marsh's joke up above? (Sure reads like I took him literally, but I'm pretty sure I've always understood that UK Squeeze was just their name outside of the UK -- The book is Australian, not American, fwiw.)

Anyway, lots of these bands wound up being discussed on Rolling Past Expiry Hard Rock threads the past couple years -- most recently, the Tourists, who George thinks were better than the Eurythmics but Scott disagreed. The Headboys LP is great. The Motors rock harder on their self-titled one than on Tenement Steps, which I still say sounded pretty darn ornate for a pub rock band. Just bought the Original Mirrors LP for $1 in December; it's good enough to keep (both songs with "Boys" in the titles were standouts to my ears), but I wouldn't recommend that anybody pay more than I did for it.

Still curious what people think about these, a couple of which I've never heard about elsewhere:

jaine aire (also Akon, which I may say above -- at least, I have a track of hers with the Belvederes on an Akron comp)
darling (I have an album by them, I think -- need to put it on)
judie tzuke
interview
angie
the veterans

Judie Tzuke's just soft rock/ singer-songwritery pre-punk stuff? Not remotely new wave.

Isn't there a female comedian with a similar name to hers?

xp Also picked up the third Sniff N The Tears LP for a buck a few weeks back -- sounds good, but their first two were better.

And have been discussing early stuff by Graham Parker, Dire Straits, and Robert Palmer quite a bit over the past year, on threads devoted to the individual artists.

The first couple of Judy Tzuke singles ('For You' and especially 'Stay with Me till Dawn') are both really nice imo. Like Tom said, not new wave at all, sounds more like I dunno, Christine McVie ?

That's high praise in these parts, stranger

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLfNkwLr1U

Isn't there a female comedian with a similar name to hers?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa3j1qIVito

That does not look enticing.

Thought it was Ken Dodd at first tbh.

Judging by some of the other artists included, I'm surprised Ken Dodd's not in the "England" chapter of the 1980 new wave guide Chuck bought for $2 off a seemingly homeless guy set up on the sidewalk of St Marks

Echo & the Diddymen amirite?

Too early for (Knotty) Ash though

"There are questions in corners of my mind that lurk
Like how do the road gritters get to work
Answer me that and you could win a cruise
And here’s Judie Tzuke to take us up to the news"

Half Man Half Biscuit - When The Evening Sun Goes Down

Actually, turns out I don't own a Darling album after all. (I was probably confusing them with either Deaf School, Dalek I Love You, or both.)