worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Dr. Gobbler and Mr. Yuck

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 02:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

I actually spent a couple months at UNLV for a job. it's a really shitty place and it's getting worse as nevada continues its downward spiral. student center looks like a small airplane food court and is probably the most impressive part of campus. students would probably struggle at a better state's city colleges.

iatee, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 03:09 (3 years ago) Permalink

if y'all missed the food network special where guy and matthew mcconaughey bro'd down and cooked dinner together and drank cocktails YOU HAVEN'T LIVED

basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:43 (3 years ago) Permalink

bongos y/n

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:49 (3 years ago) Permalink

bongos on set i believe but not played iirc

dudes are like tight bros, which surprised me but then suddenly made perfect sense

basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:54 (3 years ago) Permalink

actually i take that back they did play bongos

basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

YOO are lookin' streeeamlined

basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:56 (3 years ago) Permalink

Dr. Gobbler and Mr. Yuck

a Gaucho outtake

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:57 (3 years ago) Permalink

visual proof of bongo playing!

basedketball (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 22:59 (3 years ago) Permalink

guy fieri seems like a tool and always with the pinky finger dipped in w/e is being cooked, but most of the places he visits look pretty outstanding and i like how they give you the lowdown on how the food is made.

omar little, Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:02 (3 years ago) Permalink

seriously thought MacConaheyhey was gonna grab Fiery's balls there at about the 00:10 mark

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:03 (3 years ago) Permalink

Would totally smh MacCouugnahehyhey, especially in svelte form, if not for my fear that he smells like a dead squirrel.

Rich Lolwry (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 1 February 2011 23:07 (3 years ago) Permalink

saw that this dude has a football show wtf how many times a week do we need to see him

dan m, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 00:19 (3 years ago) Permalink

+ some commercial where he FIRES UP a tailgate party or something with his Ritz-cracker-based "cheesesteak slammers"

proso_Opopoeia (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:12 (3 years ago) Permalink

kinda surprised that the McConaheyhey Fieri dish isn't some kind of brownie dish. lol.

And he TOTALLY was going to go for Fieri's crotch. Like he remembered at the last minute that they weren't bro-ing down at home, they're bro-ing down **on camera**.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 2 February 2011 01:25 (3 years ago) Permalink

harl (harlan), Thursday, 3 February 2011 08:17 (3 years ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

LOL

styrofoam for pancger management (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 15:53 (3 years ago) Permalink

Be great if the car was held hostage in exchange for Fieri destroying all his own kitchens and restaurants.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:35 (3 years ago) Permalink

"I will return your car if you swear to forver forego frosted tips. Otherwise, the car dies."

styrofoam for pancger management (Michael White), Wednesday, 9 March 2011 16:51 (3 years ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

I ended up passing by the actual restaurant in Sacramento the other month. Felt like going past a despoiled altar.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:32 (2 years ago) Permalink

"You have to protect Guy from all of his poop jokes," Page says. "Anytime any woman mentioned 'cream,' Guy went into a sexual riff. When cutting the show, you had to tell the editors to watch Guy's eye line, because it's always on breasts."

Fieri also needed protection from homosexuals, or at least advance warning. Early in the show's run, Page got a phone call from Fieri, who'd just walked out of a restaurant in a huff.

"Guy had decided that the two men running the restaurant were life partners," Page remembers. "He said, 'You can't send me to talk to gay people without warning! Those people weird me out!'"

ms. c flat (get bent), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 22:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

christ i bought his east carolina bbq sauce and this is how he repays me?

brownie, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 23:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

7 months pass...

JADEDPUNKHULK ‏ @JADEDPUNKHULK

NO DOUBT ANNOUNCE / THREATEN WORLD WITH NEW RECORD. AT LEAST THEY GIVE US TIME TO PREPARE NOT TO BUY IT.

JADEDPUNKHULK ‏ @JADEDPUNKHULK

WE NEED NEW NO DOUBT RECORD LIKE WE NEED DUDE FROM DINERS DRIVE INS AND DIVES REFORMING SMASHMOUTH.

Steve Youngblood (dan m), Monday, 14 May 2012 14:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Diners has become a cultural phenomenon. Fans make pilgrimages across the country to visit restaurants featured on the show, using a branded iPhone app, "Flavortown," as their guide.

bark ruffalo (latebloomer), Monday, 14 May 2012 17:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

(for the rest of you, scroll down to the "brisket sushi" link in that piece)

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

Guy Fieri is featuring my favorite sandwich shop on an upcoming episode and I have very mixed feelings about this.

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:06 (1 year ago) Permalink

There is a lot of perspiring, sometimes onto the plate. The losers are corralled into a boardroom, forced to watch tapes of themselves sputtering and holding leaky portobello mushroom caps

I thought Obama ended this 2003-era shit

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:08 (1 year ago) Permalink

tbh I am totally marvelling at this paragraph

Auditioning for commercials is not unlike competing on Food Network Star, in that you can be really effective — even Olympic-level proficient — at staring out a window or pretending to scoop ice cream, but still not book a job because whatever is charming or honest about you is concealed by the thick inches of air separating you from the camera lens, a dense custard of infinity that filters the humanity right out of the monologue

retro-shittified (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:09 (1 year ago) Permalink

Last week, Alton Brown pinched his nasal bridge and tried to save a contestant on his team (whose "P.O.V." was health food, after having lost over a hundred pounds) by sharing a distinctly Alton Brown–like serving of profundity on what it is like to be overweight — one has to sell oneself because one feels so unattractive, so clumsy. It was sort of moving: So, Alton was once fat. The contestant cried, and then was eliminated. Nobody tasted his food.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:10 (1 year ago) Permalink

there's this sandwich place, moochie's, that food network star guy fieri recently visited. i got the meatball sandwich and IT WAS HORRIBLE and the place gave me a panic attack. the end.

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:17 (1 year ago) Permalink

Noble Pig in Austin is really good, but I feel like I should hate it now

Moodles, Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

you probably got rickets from Guy Fieri's recooked sweat.

a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:18 (1 year ago) Permalink

I've been very successful at ignoring all facts and knowledge about this dude because I didn't realize until now that he was a result of The Next Food Network Star

curse you, Food Network, curse you infinity times

Victory Chainsaw! (DJP), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 18:19 (1 year ago) Permalink

Ok Guy Fieri, now it's personal.

So as mentioned previously, he was featuring my favorite sandwich shop on his show. I go there today for some lunch and find a line out the door and down the block. I don't care how awesome their food is, I'm not waiting in line for an hour in 90+ weather just to get a sandwich. My only hope now is that the mania either trails off or they expand.

Fuuuccckkk yoooouuu Guy Fieri!!!!

Moodles, Saturday, 23 June 2012 19:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

you probably got rickets from Guy Fieri's recooked sweat.

― a regina spektor is haunting europe (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, June 12, 2012 11:18 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this post still haunts my thoughts

Impetuous hybrid (Matt P), Saturday, 23 June 2012 19:44 (1 year ago) Permalink

Moodles

J0rdan S., Saturday, 23 June 2012 19:48 (1 year ago) Permalink

whos tess lynch & y she link 2 ilx

johnny crunch, Saturday, 23 June 2012 19:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

someone who's crashing our secret party!!!

he bit me (it felt like a diss) (m bison), Saturday, 23 June 2012 21:59 (1 year ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

At the end of the day, the food at Guy’s American Kitchen & Bar is garbage

talk about burying the lede

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:24 (1 year ago) Permalink

when I get a chance I'll post the highlights of a conversation I just had with a friend about this article

spoilers: Guy Fieri probably doesn't have a deep inner life

d-_-b (mh), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:29 (1 year ago) Permalink

shouldn't guy fieri's sushi rolls be called gaijin sushi

乒乓, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

when you say "inner life" around Guy Fieri he thinks you're referring to the babyback rib sushi rolls he's microwaving.

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:30 (1 year ago) Permalink

http://observer.com/2012/10/the-crispy-crimes-of-guy-fieri/?show=all

You are led by a cheery hostess — everyone who works at Guy’s American is very nice — past giant television screens showing an endless loop of Mr. Fieri opening his goatee-framed sphincter-mouth to welcome a panoply of fried matter

itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:43 (1 year ago) Permalink

goole, Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:46 (1 year ago) Permalink

You are led by a cheery hostess — everyone who works at Guy’s American is very nice — past giant television screens showing an endless loop of Mr. Fieri opening his goatee-framed sphincter-mouth to welcome a panoply of fried matter

disappointed to learn Marilyn Hagerty didn't write this review

the ones that I'm near most: fellow outcasts and ilxors (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:49 (1 year ago) Permalink

like i was going to pass up this username

goatee-framed sphincter-mouth (jjjusten), Wednesday, 31 October 2012 16:56 (1 year ago) Permalink


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