Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

You got no money and you got no car
Then you got no girl, and there you are

I ain't sayin' I'm number one,
Oh, I'm sorry, I lied.
I'm number one two three four and five.

BUNG BUNG BUNG!
Your bell just went RUNG RUNG RUNG!

I see guys in ICU's
You see guys in ties and suits

Dunno maybe need to see the video...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V33re4l-KU

I'll smack it but won't hurt it
Nasty but not perverted.

You don't like me?
Lightning strike me!

I was on the Peter Pan bus, you was puttin' Peter Pan up in your room
Y'all fuckin' with whom?

Froze but never holding rolls with a hot hand
We rollin' cheese til the rubber bands pop man

We steady working no cease
bring it to America like Geronimo and Cochise

I'M STANKY RICH
I'MA DIE TRYNA SPEND DIS SHIT

Watchin' for paint chips, don't want no lead in yo' child
But them gangstas put lead in yo' child

Now just be real with what you say and put some feeling up in it
And since everybody's dyin', put some killing up in it

i missed hoos w/ the "i get money" or else i would have added:

get a tan? i'm already black
rich? i'm already that

i got 99 problems
bein' a bitch ain't one :C

om n arsonist-- might just burn down your house
like a fire-man, ahl put a hot bitch out

I can't be dealt wit
When I'm on this felt tip

No fam, I won't miss you
Let's not make this an issue
Cos really no one would miss you
If your dad would have put you in a tissue

(Damn, JME is good...)

Now these muthafuckas know we carry more heat than a little bit
We don't pull it out over little shit
And if you catch a lick when I spit, then it won't be a little hit
Go read a book you illiterate son of a bitch and step up your vocab

I can't be dealt wit
When I'm on this felt tip

Are there a lot of "felt tip" lyrics? I like:

This is some heartfelt shit
I write in dark felt tip

you see what happened in my last fight friend?
aight then

what is that from

I am annoyed at all of you that left out the names of the rappers. So, so annoyed.

We're contrarian-ass muthas, dude!

I'm talkin cyclones and terrordomes
Like Mel Gibson's

damn yall are lames

from big l's "m.v.p.", trem

also, i'm pretty sure 99% of these are g00glable.

shut up, gaydude

you shld be enslaved. word?

i should have had that in my head never mind google. never liked mvp tho xxp

hm, one of my favorite big l songs, though those kinda quiet bells always make me think of santa claus and reindeer or something.

I'm talkin cyclones and terrordomes
Like Mel Gibson's

-- Doctor Casino, Sunday, September 2, 2007 6:15 AM (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

gibsones

My favorite part is that, of course, the dome with which Mel Gibson (or Gibsone) is most strongly associated is Thunderdome, not Terrordome. But it's a great line!

i'm tryna do what i love
i love what i do
this music is somethin mo different
than the weed & the brew

Let me know if it's a problem then
aight man holla then

I’m as vicious as the realest you know
Only difference is persistence
I’m considered pro

matt do you actually like that kanye couplet?

cause i think it's pretty awesome how he pauses as if he waited for a response.

yeah i do actually but i was kinda just doing to cuz everyone was so riled up on that kanye thread.

but i do like the pause...but i'm wondering if it's mostly because that the best moment in the weird version of the video with that comedian and bonnie prince billy...that guy does a great job of lip synching...

and my tendencies
is t'wait 6 days for the new year and come down yr chimeny

no homo

i remember the time, i wish i could bring it back / what she mean to me is what i mean to rap -lil wayne

And when I was 5, my favorite movie was the gremlins,
Aint got shit to do with this, but I just thought that I should mention.

Lil Wayne again.

ban nude spock

¿Que importa si te gusta Green Day?
¿Que importa si te gusta Coldplay?

The Kanye pause is actually pretty clever (I say this through clenched teeth cos not a fan). On a different thread, others saw it as same-word rhyming, but the pause makes it...

Biochemically compacted sexual affection / now here, take a look at my selection

beats to the rhyme is the name of this jam
D that's me and that's who I am

surgeon general's warning:
i'm surgically injuring informants to resemble invalid deformed kids

Jail bars ain't golden gates
Those who fake, they break when they meet their four-hundred pound mate