fucking hell lj you acknowledged you came acropper on the r10 bottle opener thread
don't pretend this is some talking points shit, gentiles should not invoke shitty stereotypes about jews in the service of inane 19th hole banter
there isn't any more to say
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:00 (thirteen years ago) link
Three Jews walk into a bar, have a couple of rounds and pleasant conversation, one of them uses the fruity while talking to a cute girl whose friends are late to meet her and then they leave.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
dude, I agreed with you, if you read my post properly, I was just being fair to IK but coming down on your side
and yeah, I did come a cropper - older, wiser etc - but come on, I'm just trying to keep the peace
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
Why did the Jewish chicken cross the road?
To avoid the NF protest going on.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
a hoy is it true that in the popular american musical genre of rap, ethnic slurs are 'reclaimed'?
idk, what's that all about?
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link
and '19th hole banter' is very much indiscriminately. plz pop over to the ILE thread I just bumped where that issue can be further discussed. altho maybe your own brit culture thread wdve been a better bump (transfer it there?)
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
They hate black people iirc
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
lj i read your post correctly rather than properlyand yeah the problem is you are 'just being fair to IK' where NO 'FAIRNESS' WHATSOEVER is permissable
not saying he or le tissier are raging jew haters but there simply is no equanmity affordable here, it's just not fucking done nahmean?
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm really trying to be all about the equanimity atm - there are some things though where zero tolerance is probably for the best, including racial discrimination. The only context where it's acceptable, as I said, is the one where rhetorical guns are turned on oneself, so yeah, nakh otm, but don't hate on IK - hate on the fact such dull and unfunny stereotypes continue to be bandied, and such prejudices continue to be upheld - the eventual aim is to kill prejudice by loving the people, is it not?
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link
god I sound like a pious fuckwit, time out for lunch imo
that's fair enough lj, and yeah i usually advise more equanimity and less stridency, so this thread is something of a reversal of types
you aren't pious but you do eat lunch very early
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I dunno, I dislike a lot of people. Not because of their different races, religions, gender or sexuality (maybe class if i'm honest). "loving" is a stupid idea. Just understand that people are born differently but that in reality it isn't that important on how they act or work or think and then if you understand that, you will hopefully know that there is no need to be a dick.*
*unless you work for NewsCorp, in which you'll get a promotion.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link
it's actually brunch, woke at 9.50 but talked to nzqt for 2 hrs :)
just saying, when it comes to tidying up the world's prejudices, ILX is srsly the very, very least of our worries!
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:12 (thirteen years ago) link
How can you tell if a person is Jewish?
Ask them politely.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Did you hear the one about the woman who didn't understand the offside rule?
It was understandable, she never really cared for football. She could tell you about all the rules in hockey though.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:15 (thirteen years ago) link
the difference is i read ilx whereas i don't visit hebron/stoke/moskow
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
I think David James called Le Tissier out on that particular joke iirc.
― waka flocka flamini (pandemic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe an angry man in a staffordshire telephone box is curently smashing the receiver against the glass because THE JEWS have just confiscated his last 20p
thankfully he does not contribute to ilx though
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link
What would cheer me up would be if they replace Keys with Jim White and then him & Charlie Nicholas laughing about the potato famine when they didn't realise they were being filmed was brought up and they had to sack him as well.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i54.tinypic.com/334ruk1.jpg
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link
how else can our august pundits persecute nakhchivan
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link
also lol
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm looking forward to the Sky 1 follow-up documentary where Keys and Gray have to go and hang out in a women's refuge for a month.
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link
Haven It Large
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link
lol, also thanks for indirectly reminding me of "Alan Shearer looks at the effects of apartheid on South Africa".
― ailsa, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link
"Richard Littlejohn goes on the game in Ipswich for a fortnight"
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Melanie Phillips' Pilgrimage To Mecca
― Matt DC, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link
James Delingpole Occupies SOAS
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Would prefer "James Delingpole is dragged thru the Sahara Desert by his ankles tied to the back of a Jeep" tbh
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:44 (thirteen years ago) link
― Cars and Freedom (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:38 (4 minutes ago)
http://i.imgur.com/FDRlA.jpg
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 12:45 (thirteen years ago) link
What did the Jewish person say when he went on Countdown?
^^^^Ok I cannot think of a good answer but I feel it has potential.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:20 (thirteen years ago) link
'get ready for this week's countdown kabbalah'
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:22 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHQomJ4Gfws
20 seconds in.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link
LOL
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link
contra sgt biscuits, the greatness of thebig_sam lies exactly in its repetitiveness and relentless crudity
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link
:D
repetitiveness without ever quite repeating, yeah - stolidity
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Sorry, I had to go out and missed all this. Possibly for the best though - someone might've called someone 'you fucking retard', and then we'd've had to think about that for a while.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link
nakh: h8s the mentally handicapped
j/k 'retard' is a great insult and also admittance of lateness we've done this before etc
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link
there's nothing to think about, if you think that le tissier shit is remotely acceptable then fucking retard is towards the lenient end of the diagnostic spectrum
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link
http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/711/ffffof.gif
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
^ even he knows
omg needs a gif of that last half-second of orgasmic reverie
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link
just dissolves to some more football players, best left as an inchoate intimation of the allardycian dreamworld
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link
ha true
― I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Using seventy7s✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ password: ilxfuntimes security question manager at first job answer - Ned Raggett
http://twitter.com/keysopendoors password is ilxfuntimes
prove you can do it properly
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link
argh, that is seventy7swag @ gmail.com
^^^^
― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link
77swag is because i was thinking of making this a secret borad 'set up a bunch of fake twitter accounts' type thing but then i quickly realised that it would get bogged down in 'who is richard keys, go away limey'
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link
keysopendoors Richard Keys!I've CNTRL+F'd these Oscar acting nominations four times, and still I can't find Jenna Haze. What do the Academy think they're playing at?
<3 u guyz.
― supply 'n d-man (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 25 January 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link