the juke/bmore/bloghouse frankenstein dance music they play at clubs

the only time i ever really felt weird about dancing to this was after the chromeo show when flosstradamus was djing and they dropped dead prez's 'hip-hop' and all of my bougie white self-loathing and self-consciousness abt race rose to the surface as every dude in the 80% white audience started chanting along to 'white folx say it controls your brain'

haha i can 1-up you on that one -- i saw dead prez @ intonation fest and they had fred hampton jr come up on stage

you know probably these questions only even arise cause dance music has by far the highest aspie ceiling - once that dawned internet all bets were off - in fact im not sure any of this shit even exists irl

intonation fest
http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/intonation/2006/intonationflyer.jpg

that poster looks fit for some ngo annual appeal

i should ask via the txt request hotline

― W i l l, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 3:11 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this club actually does this????

i had a girl come up to the booth once holing up her phone that had a request typed out on the screen so she didnt have to shout at me <3

if u didnt txt back "rip ur top off" im not sure we can be friends anymore

that AC/DC track that deej posted is a perfect example of my issue with most of this stuff-- i feel like lots of it is good for a minute or two then it does some grating stuttery breakdown and goes all glitchy then switches up into some other annoying section of the song then come back to the good part, gets you stoked on an awesome build again and then does the whole thing over again

which is why i like the voodoo chilli 12" deej posted a song of-- doesnt switch up too much.

here's another off the same 12" which is basically "the bomb" fucked with a little:

^prob too straight up disco house for this thread tho

what is the ac/dc track, i get video removed for that first link

the first vid is kid cudi crookers remix, 2nd vid is acdc crookers remix

both links are working for me, try refreshing the page

ok i will explain it to you all but you wont like it - its cause its frivolous - basically in the history of 21st century popular culture at some point people thought o i want to have fun and and thats cool cause who doesnt want to have fun - but then they forgot why they wanted to have fun in the first place - that is basically what happened

Now I'm really confused.

I'm with yah on the frivolity thing, but when has dance music not been frivolous?

all u need to know is that joe is the kind of dude what has "theories" and he has some sort of "theory" about like pop culture and all u really need to do is just sort of nod and type "otm" and ignore him

watch how i do it

ok i will explain it to you all but you wont like it - its cause its frivolous - basically in the history of 21st century popular culture at some point people thought o i want to have fun and and thats cool cause who doesnt want to have fun - but then they forgot why they wanted to have fun in the first place - that is basically what happened

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 9:04 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

just nod along to the beat-theory son

Sorry, I'm a little drunk now. I get all serious when I'm drunk.

I co-sign entire thread. OTM

btw im watching this awesome show on fox where rich people go undercover in poor communities then pick a favorite from their new friends and give them a bunch of money

the secret millionaire? i saw the promos for that is it good??

alleviating wealth-guilt one night in front of the idiot box @ a time

this really well intentioned clueless fast food chain owning couple is on - im starting to feel bad for them

hahah they just spent $90 of the $107 dollars they have for the week on groceries

lol the dude is worried that people are going to recognize him from his fabulously famous chicken finger chain

people seem to be totally aware that these millionaires want to give them money

im watching house and considering adding the young doctor chick to the would smash thread

yah house is pretty sexy no homo

omg i had to change the channel cause the giving away the money part was too embarrassing and now theres some show w/celebrities in africa feeling bad and giving away money - is this what tv is gonna be like during the new great depression - this sux

i kind of love it, because the fantasy goes either way--like, i can be the poor people receiving all the money or the rich people being all generous and going to heaven

yah house is pretty sexy no homo

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 3, 2008 8:31 PM (26 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

bloghouse md

all these corny fukrs being all omg this has changed me so much - talk abt ignorant fools ffs

like wtf is wrong w/these people that they srsly dont know that the world is largely populated w/dirt poor people

this stuff seems pretty prevalent in melbourne, but it has different permutations depending on the crowd. fidget and crookers-type stuff gets play among the melbourne electrohouse cottage industry (that stuff we were all calling haircut house on that one thread ages ago) along with local productions, ed banger and simian mobile disco-type stuff. that's a fairly 'mainstream clubber' crowd. the b'more-juke-diplo stuff tends to have the 'ghetto' aspect played up on flyers and seems to attract lapsed indie kids and the readership of vice magazine. (who are white btw.)

lol that crookers remix song got an official vid

and kid cudi is mad about it getting released - otm i think, shitty video

KiD CuDi says:

SEE, THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I HATE THIS INDUSTRY….MUTHAFUCKAS GET CONTROL OVER YA MUSIC AND YA IMAGE AND DO WUTEVER THE FUCK THEY WANT TO DO WIT IT….THIS CROOKERS VIDEO WAS NOT APPROVED BY ANYONE ON MY TEAM….WE JUS EXPRESSED TO THE PEOPLE WHO SHOT THE VIDEO AND TOL THEM WE DIDNT LIKE IT AND WANTED TO TRY SUTTIN DIFF, NEXT THING U KNO WITHIN HOURS ITS ALLLLLLL OVER THE FUCKIN INTERNET….NOW, SUTTIN SEEMS FISHY HERE…..ID B WRONG TO START PUNCHIN MUTHAFUCKAS IN THE JAW BONE (AND IM REALLLLY NOT A VIOLENT PERSON, I HATE VIOLENCE ACTUALLY) BUT DATS HONESTLY HOW I FEEL RITE NOW….PEOPLE R TAKIN SUTTIN I CREATED, SUTTIN DATS SPECIAL TO ME AND PUTTIN IT OUT CUZ THEY WANT TO….MUTHAFUCKAS R SIGNIN OFF ON SHIT AND NOT LETTIN ME KNO ABOUT IT….IM WRITIN AND SAYIN ALL DIS SHIT SO YALL CAN REALLLLLY SEE HOW SHADY THIS GAME IS, LIKE 4REAL 4REAL, NIGGAZ JUS WANT TO USE U AS A PUPPET….AND DATS HOW I FEEL RITE NOW, LIKE A FUCKIN PUPPET….IAM SOOOO BEYOND UPSET THERES NO WORD TO DESCRIBE HOW I FEEL AT THE MOMENT…IM ALL THE WAY IN AUSTRALIA AND CANT DO SHIT ABOUT ANYTHING BUT I ASK EVERYONE ON EVERY BLOG, IF U SUPPORT ME AND ARE A TRUE KID CUDI FAN IAM ASKIN THAT IF U POSTED THIS VIDEO TO PLEASE TAKE IT DOWN…BY POSTIN IT UR LETTIN THESE SNAKE MUTHAFUCKAS WIN AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF A ARTIST U GUYS ALL FEEL….I REPEAT, IF U REALLY GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ME AND MY MOVEMENT THEN PLEASE TAKE THE VIDEO POST DOWN…IF I SEE IT ON YA BLOG THEN I KNO U MUST JUS B THIRSTY FOR HITS OR SUTTIN AND NEED THE ATTENTION AND I WONT EVER SUPPORT YA SHIT AT THIS POINT AFTER READIN MY WORDS I DONT CARE WUT ANYBODY MAY THINK ABOUT HOW IM REACTING…IF U DONT UNDERSTAND THEN OH WELL, BUT IMAGINE SOMEONE TAKING SOME SHIT U WORKED HARD TO CREATE, SUTTIN FROM UR HEART DAT U MADE AND MANIPULATING IT THE WAY THEY SEE FIT CUZ SOMEONE (NOT ANYONE ON YA TEAM) SIGNED OFF ON SOME PAPER WITHOUT UR CONSENT AND GAVE DAT RIGHT TO THEM…SHIT IS FUCKED UP YO AND I SWEAR I GOT MY LAWYER ON DECK
OR WUTEVER SO ITS FINNA GO DOWN AS WE SPEAK…. LIKE THE LOX SAID ON A SKIT FEATURED ON WE ARE THE STREETS “NO MATTER WUT U DO, U CANT ESCAPE THE RAPE” MAN, I WANNA PUNCH SOMEONE RIGHT NOW….I WILL GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS, BUT IN THE MEANTIME, PLEASE TAKE THE POST DOWN YALL.

PEACE FURIOUS.
CUDI
P.S. IT WAS NOT SEMTEX DAT LEAKED THE VIDEO FYI SIDEBAR EVEN THO IT MAY SEEM THAT WAY

Boi.

Peace, Love & KiD CuDi

i still like the o.g. version of the song wayyyy more than that remix

is hee playin wii

the more i think about it the more i think max's post about middle school dances making americans dancing only to music 'they know' is otm about this stuff -- its like dudes dont actually think about dance music on any level beyond 'catchy melody people will want to know' and then just add generic dancing signifiers i.e. big kick drum, b-more break, grinding synth riff, and hope for the best -- theres like no internal logic to the structure of the song

and a lot of dance music is pretty intensely emotional and weird then theres shit like this thats jut lol dancing right

Lets do a compare and contrast.

There's the good:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=103329400

Fidget/UK Garage from Manchester

and there's the bad:

http://www.myspace.com/thebloodybeetroots

Shit from Italy that combines the more obnoxious qualities of Crookers and MSTRKRFT.

lol i like this crookers rmx now ^___^

at least until i hear a better rmx --- seriously gr8 melody for a dance jam

hahahahaaah after all that protesting

this kind of music still blows tho

yeah i hate it but i like it basically

how i break it down 2 an extent

http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x18/gr8080/dancingalienld7.gif

nah i just like the melody. this remix can fuck itself

was it the moon goons?

― as a dude (goole), Wednesday, December 3, 2008 6:10 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

mpls LOLZ

haha yeah