zooey deschanel - damn, damn, damn does this woman look good

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― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

Sorry, that was a test post, cause I can't seem to post to another thread.

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

i guess maybe someday she'll get naked in a movie and omg itll be like looking at an indie girl naked!!!!!!

this is pretty classic.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

Time for a new one, can someone post the one at

http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pgs/z/zooey-deschanel/zooey-deschanel-picture-012.htm

this is a public computer and I can't do it

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:12 (6 years ago) Permalink

not because it's NSFW but because you can't view the url for the image

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:13 (6 years ago) Permalink

Here you go:

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

scarlett johansson ii: the quickening

― katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

Sorry folks, but I'll have to vote for her sister Emily.

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 15 September 2006 23:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

revive!

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

SOOPR CUET

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:25 (6 years ago) Permalink

my 1 and only celebrity crush!!!1

tho first pic does her no favors!!

― Will (will), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's way cuter than Emily.

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:42 (6 years ago) Permalink

Emily's cute but she looks old. She looks about 10 years older.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:43 (6 years ago) Permalink

she's cute if you're into that whole chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues-and-aren't-that-good-inbetween-the-sheets thing.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

You can look at a woman and tell how good she is? I would think that would be rather intimidating.

"Um, hello..." noticious that she's a love-hungry animal with a rapacious hunger for manflesh... "Ms. Albright, how are you..."

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

shes super tiny in person. i saw her looking super depressed with giovanni ribisi a couple months ago.

― chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

chicks-who-look-like-they-have-a-plethora-of-issues

swooon

― milo z (mlp), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

floral issues - especially snaggy.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

who dat

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:19 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

oh right the dawson

― Marmot (marmotwolof), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:23 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jen Lindley, the yin to Joey Potter's yang.

I love you .... I honestly love you ....

― David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Has she ever been in an even semi-halfway-decent movie tho?

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:31 (6 years ago) Permalink

Zooey or Michelle?

Michelle was in Brokeback Mountain.

Zooey was in All the Real Girls and Elf.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:32 (6 years ago) Permalink

I ment Zooey...Elf was good, I forgot about it.

She has bad fashion sense, I hate all that BCBG shit.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:33 (6 years ago) Permalink

She was in The Good Girl (one of those very-well-made-but-will-never-watch-again-because-WTF) and Hitchhiker's Guide... (A++++ comedy, will watch again).

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

I concur she is a darling woman, I would put her up on my shelf for sure.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

WTF with Martin Freeman's old man hair?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:37 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's a very odd picture. I don't like when she looks all porcelainy.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAHT

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:39 (6 years ago) Permalink

Pocelainey is exactly why I would put her on my shelf.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 15:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Jake Gyllenhaal.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, Alf, this is where I have to join the hetero camp, sorry.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:08 (6 years ago) Permalink

if i were to join the opposite homo camp i would go for her, porcelainy or natural. so pretty, so cute. and i really like her hair there w/ martin freeman (it makes up for his)

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 16:17 (6 years ago) Permalink

She did that other movie with Will Ferrell that was too long n' slow but it could've been real good.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 18:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

she was also in 'failure to launch' which is not such a bad movie (well, better than i had any expectations of), though partly b/c she's in it

― rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:16 (6 years ago) Permalink

Squirrel, you are an asshole.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:24 (6 years ago) Permalink

^ cosigned

― Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:40 (6 years ago) Permalink

At least I don't post vile pictures of dead people and crack jokes abou it. Talk about inhumane.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:06 (6 years ago) Permalink

Why not volunteer and go to Iraq so you can enjoy violating the dead firsthand?

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:07 (6 years ago) Permalink

WAHT R U PPL TALKING ABT NOT ZOOAY DECHANEL

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:10 (6 years ago) Permalink

I've met her, she's tiny and fine featured, but not perfectly pretty which is kind of hot. EXCELLENT singer, and quite friendly and seems smart.

― I.M. From Hollywood (i_m_from_hollywood), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:11 (6 years ago) Permalink

Yeah, she's pretty but not intimidatingly so. Actually yes, I would be intimidated, but y'know what I mean.

― Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

If she's tiny, her mom must be an elf:

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:26 (6 years ago) Permalink

That's because the Deschanel family was originally bred on shelves.

― Abbott (Abbott), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:14 (6 years ago) Permalink

She's ok but she's no Maggie Gyllenhaal.

C'mon, Alfred...Maggie G may be an excellent actor but girl is purty homely. Nay - ugly. Zooey D is gorgeous.

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

Dare I say Fugly?

― Jay Vee's Return (Manon_69), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

zooey is pretty in a spooky kinda way, maggie g is sorta cute and appealing but not pretty. jake always seems to be described as "dreamy" - that seems just about right.

― timmy tannin (pompous), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 04:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

Related thread: I want to be Maggie Gyllenhaal
(the Ethan/Jess IM convo above originally appeared there)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 15:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

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― 乒乓, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:47 (1 month ago) Permalink

damn, damn, damn

― some dude, Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:54 (1 month ago) Permalink

<3 zooey, h8 the backlash

― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 01:52 (1 month ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/ZooeyDeschanel/status/325417339803824128

― markers, Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:15 (1 month ago) Permalink

she seems a little too eager to deny her involvement in that tweet, don't you think?

― authentically inauthentic (Pat Finn), Saturday, 20 April 2013 02:56 (1 month ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

http://www.thenonblonde.com/2013/05/zooey-deschanel-unrecognizable-at-met.html

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

"unrecognizable"? really?

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:46 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she kinda is though

― Number None, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:48 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I didn't recognize her at all.

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

that is so weird

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:51 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I was like "no way is that Zooey Deschanel" and then I saw the close up of the purse

― far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 16:52 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she looks sorta like evan rachel wood in mildred pierce
i approve +/-

― free your spirit pig (La Lechera), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:39 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she looks great! she kind of has a fivehead, who knew

― goole, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 17:45 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

dang.

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:49 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

that is not her

― ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 18:56 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

would not drown in 08

― hoospanic GANGSTER musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 20:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

she still looks like herself, and she looks good, but i think the bangs are an iconic look and if i were her i'd stick with them

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 21:37 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

Slight hair change, but she's one of the limited few I would be prepared to marry.

― not_goodwin, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:18 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

http://www.wolfgnards.com/index.php/2009/07/12/indie-girls-deconstructed

― From the home of the underground railway and stuff (symsymsym), Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

i'd marry zooey deschanel too but it would be for her money.

― Treeship, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

I would ask her to ask Siri if it's raining

― polyphonic, Wednesday, 8 May 2013 22:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

LOL @ that site

― Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:28 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

face to bang ratio.

― Nhex, Thursday, 9 May 2013 02:58 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

face bang ratio

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:00 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

it really is kinda nuts how different she looks without bangs. there's one New Girl episode where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:27 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

She looks like Jenna Fischer there.

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 9 May 2013 04:43 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

where she models at a car show and her hair is done up in a weird way that makes her look dramatically different.

Yeah, I saw that episode.. Was it scripted by Miranda Hart by any chance?

― Mark G, Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:22 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

seeing her forehead is like seeing any other woman having a wardrobe malfunction, where you feel a little self-conscious like 'am i supposed to be seeing this?'

― seanpennderizer (some dude), Thursday, 9 May 2013 10:38 (2 weeks ago) Permalink

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