Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

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"pretty good job," man? fuck that. if yr gonna work on me i don't want you "chill," i want you on fucking point, k?

― g--ff (gcannon), Sunday, 25 July 2004 07:43 (nineteen years ago) link

"Not for hire. it's free" - but he sounds so eager (twenty minutes?) I think he should be the one paying.

― Vic, Sunday, 25 July 2004 07:52 (nineteen years ago) link

I really don't want any guy who uses "chill" as an adjective touching my balls...even "chill" used as a verb is pushing it.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:15 (nineteen years ago) link

i don't know what you're all worried about. at least you can rest assured it will be a "sane" job.

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:17 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, the "insane" guys probably just castrate you with a straight razor.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:20 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.sitemeter.com/stats/default.asp?action=stats&site=s11pubichair

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 25 July 2004 08:31 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

In honor of...well, nothing, but anyway.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 30 April 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned. I'm trying to figure the mood you're in that made you revive this, but I'm stumped.

― happy fun ball (kenan), Saturday, 30 April 2005 05:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned's trying to casually introduce the topic, Kenan. I think he has sometyhing to say to us.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 30 April 2005 07:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Actually I just followed the link from the "all pubes are grey" thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 30 April 2005 12:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Wow, this thread has amazing staying power.

― Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Saturday, 30 April 2005 13:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Remington Men's Body Hair Trimmer and Shaver

"The total body hair trimmer - be more attractive naked"
"Smarten up excess growth on legs, bum, hand and feet"
"Trim the pubic area and emphasise the important bits"

― David Merryweather (DavidM), Saturday, 30 April 2005 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

re: anal dreads - they don't comb out, so just break em off every month or so when it's time to harvest.

― Amon (eman), Saturday, 30 April 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

OH MY GOD ANAL DREADS

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Saturday, 30 April 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.tempcity.com/bitchless/index.php?s=3562fbdeb6174510844584763d9d529b&act=Attach&type=post&id=211

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 25 August 2005 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link

i dunno why everyone's talking about the shock of seeing pubes in that picture, when no one seems to commenting on the Bush lizard-man hybrid hanging at the back...

― pj mac (pj mac), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

THe silliest comment I heard about not trimming your hair was a comment made on the Ciara wardrobe malfuntion. Yes, I know she's a woman. But anyway:

Maybe she doesn't have sex, that's why it's not neat down there.

ROFL!

― nathalie starts to cry each time we meet (stevie nixed), Thursday, 25 August 2005 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Thats John McCain dude

― Frankness mcStereo, Tuesday, 30 August 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i still haven't done it. i think i probably never will.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for the update! We were wondering.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:49 (seventeen years ago) link

what are these guys pullin outta the drain every morning?

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

kenanbait

― That one guy that quit, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

wait a minute haha i have a hernia operation in a month's time. watch this space.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

jaymcbait

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I had a friend who gave himself a trim. The next thing you know, he's obsessed- shaves his chest and legs, buys a bicycle, starts eating porridge three meals a day, and eventually goes to a salon to receive the perfect triangle.

-- hans on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago)

Porridge?

-- Ally on Tuesday, October 16, 2001 12:00 AM (5 years ago)

This made me chuckle as I was saying "Porridge?" to myself before I got to Ally's post.

― onimo, Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

... something to do having to wear a kilt perhaps?

― Tom D., Tuesday, 13 March 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha so i went to my pre-surgery assessment this morning and guess what

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 12:55 (seventeen years ago) link

Porridge?

― StanM, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Get them to shave a hand shape into it.

― Mark C, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 13:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Tracer, I had a hernia done about 3 years ago. It was traumatic to look down for maybe 2 months.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

I had one last year. It's not that traumatic.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:47 (seventeen years ago) link

A hernia or a pubic shave?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Hernia then pubic shave then hernia operation, Ned, if you're so interested. ;)

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:49 (seventeen years ago) link

why are hernias so popular? should i get one?

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:50 (seventeen years ago) link

No. They're a pain in the, uh, groin.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

They're good for free pity for about 5 days tho.

― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:02 (seventeen years ago) link

this surgery is completely ruining my playing time in the upcoming baseball season >:(

― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 March 2007 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I am having my balls cut off tomorrow so I have baldied them in preparation.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:33 (seventeen years ago) link

-:0

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

shall we call you nim from now on then?

― StanM, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:36 (seventeen years ago) link

nim?

Not quite cut off. I'm having my Catholic breeding urges curtailed by vasectomy. In my head it's still "cutting my balls off" as there isn't really any point in having them afterwards iykwim.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 11:38 (seventeen years ago) link

stan that was genius

― gff, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

i am very tempted to start a "vasectomies: insecure or thoughtful" thread

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

It's a vision.

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

stan that was genius

I only just got it. I R SLOW.

The guys at work have been telling me lots of My Vasectomy Hell stories to cheer me up.

― onimo, Thursday, 15 March 2007 17:34 (seventeen years ago) link

It's not so bad. Being able to ditch condoms forever is CLASSIC.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

this thread makes me want a brazilian

― jiminey bigpants, Thursday, 15 March 2007 18:51 (seventeen years ago) link

nim?

Not quite cut off.

o-/-nim-/-o ?

― StanM, Thursday, 15 March 2007 22:10 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

thoughtful.

that D and G picture above is ABSURD.

― Surmounter, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:15 (fifteen years ago) link

It's not really a thing, IMO, unless they're like ?uestlove down there.

― Abbott, Monday, 16 June 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

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