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i'm tellin you fools Clash Of The Titans!! you've got to get the fuckin KRACKEN on the case

― jones (actual), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't remember kraken-fucking in "Clash Of The Titans"!

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Trouble in Paradise (worked on me)

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:44 (nineteen years ago) link

OMG I was actually searching for this thread like three weeks ago and couldn't find it.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:46 (nineteen years ago) link

The same girl that I seduced while watching Valley Girl - or maybe she seduced me, can you ever really tell? - well, this girl, we went to the local video store which was on 46th and.. 8th? i can't even rememebr the name of it now but maybe it's still there. it was an AMAZING video store. if you liked bizarre vintage tv shows and porn kung fu, and like every single Russ Myers flick. i mean, it was the classic ultimate movie geek's dream. I wasn't a movie geek so I was wary. i mean when there are 117 videocassettes bunched together in the corner labelled "something-or-other" #1-#117 in identical cases and xeroxed labels you can feel sort of lost. so i went for "Man Bites Dog." WHICH I HAD ALREADY SEEN BEFORE. WTF. She couldn't take it any more loooong before the scene which actually does go way over the top.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

sorry did i say "porn kung fu" ?? i wish i had meant that.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

For some reason "porn kung fu" sounds more appealing than "kung fu porn".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Naked Lunch (didn't work on me)

― Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Shit it's killing me that I can't remember the name of this store. I think it must have been on 9th because 9th Avenue was cooler. There wa a porn store in front, which was connected, but to go to the non-porn part you walked off the avenue and around to the street side, like ten feet from the northwest corner. there was a pink awning, and then there were stairs... leading down....

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Super Mario Brothers

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 17 September 2004 18:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Best date movie: Y Tu Mama Tambien. If you don't get some action after this movie, there is no hope and you should forget it.

Worst: Rosemary's Baby.

― shookout (shookout), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Hannibal does not work.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

my dad took his mom to see Psycho. No joke.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Also avoid Neil LaBute movies.

― Tonight at ten (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Your dad was trying to seduce his mom???????

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

was it a seduction attempt?

xpost!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Well no, but you can see how it would be uncomfortable. On top of you know, the killing and stabbing and the killing and the stabbing. Haha this is the same woman who actually rates the movies she sees by how few curse words they have in them.

― You've Got to Pick Up Every Stitch (tracerhand), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

I once (when I was like, 18) watched "Threesome" with some dude and ended up getting it on with him later that night. What a LAME THING TO DO.

― Towelette Pettatucci (Homosexual II), Friday, 17 September 2004 19:56 (nineteen years ago) link

how about

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me - Classic or Dud [spoilers]

― amateur!!st, Friday, 17 September 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

oh also i have still not seen the matrix

― amateur!!st, Friday, 17 September 2004 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Then you could have Matrix-sex.

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/titler.html

― Tonight at ten (kenan), Friday, 17 September 2004 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This was the thread with the splosh reference on it! Wow.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is embarassing. The only thing I like about Amelie anymore is that part where she imagines all the people in the city fucking at the same time or whatever.

And Battle Royale is a very romantic movie.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 13:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I still like "Amelie" just fine 3 years later.

Oh, and "Play Misty for Me" is my pick.

― Tiki Theater Xymposium (Bent Over at the Arclight), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 13:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Stone monkey took a girl to see the accused! WTF!

― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 13:36 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm ashamed to say I was once seduced while watching Raising Cain.

― Mädchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Betty Blue?

The twenty minute rule applies.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Fletch or Fletch Lives - works every time!

― JohnFoxxsJuno (JohnFoxxsJuno), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Dudes is there any way I can take back that American Psycho thing? I still can't believe that.

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm kind of really disturbed someone else said "Chuck and Buck." Man that was a bad choice.

― Eppy (Eppy), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:07 (seventeen years ago) link

you want something magnanimous and cosmic to make any actions seem inconsequential - should also be funny and lusty to get the juices flowing. underground comes to mind - especially if you close the deal during the opening bombs, music, booze and sex scene.

ultimate so no gonna happen movie - kids!

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:08 (seventeen years ago) link

if you're trying to avoid sex, "chuck and buck" will surely do the trick.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

As will 'Withnail and I'.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Chasing Amy; just last night.
I don't know how I got away with this.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Boxing Helena cwould be a good choice!

Seriously though, The Pillow Book wi yer man Ewan McGregor.

― JohnFoxxsJuno (JohnFoxxsJuno), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

A Bout de Souffle.

The bedroom scene should provide enough time to get the hormones slowly a-bubblin'...

― JTS (JTS), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:24 (seventeen years ago) link

I was totally seduced by 'you've got mail'

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

i could have sworn that i posted on this thread a couple of years ago. but anyway, blue velvet.

― t0dd swiss (immobilisme), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0002MFG3W.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Porky's

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

The answer really depends on the date.

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

SCI-FI & SODOMY

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Gotta be Full Metal Jacket. It'll impress the pants right off her. (or him)

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:46 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss Helena Bonham Carter, my favorite celebrity ilxor.

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm certain I will regret this the moment I click submit, but...

LISTED IN ORDER OF HIGHEST TO LOWEST BASE ACHIEVED DURING:

Harold & Maude (possible conception)
Bubbleboy (handjob)
The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzai Across the 8th Dimensions (feel copped)
Office Space (vigorous makeout)
scratchy VHS Tape of Tom Waits Live Austin City Limits 1978 (makeout)
2001: A Space Odyssey (passed out by the 5 minute mark)

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Why would you even keep track of this?!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:22 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, yeah, I've got a running spreadsheet

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:26 (seventeen years ago) link

How could you have torn yourself away from Bubbleboy that long??????

― Allyzay is cool: with Blue n White, with Eli Manning, with NY Giants (allyzay), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:28 (seventeen years ago) link

Bubbleboy is kind of one of the best movies ever, isn't it?

― a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

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