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Well I'll be damned. I had never heard it called that before. In fact, I don't know if I ever knew it had a name. Also, it would appear that someone removed my banjo string.

But that just makes me wonder: does anal sex put the banjo string at risk?

assume hurt of dick

Gareth Gates famously snapped his banjo string while losing his virginity to Jordan.

is this... common? that guy says it like a swift gust of wind will pop it open, but i can't say i've ever been in a situation where it felt like i was going to sustain that kind of injury.

This gives "Dueling Banjos" a whole different meaning. (And it's even funnier if you think of the movie that it came from.)

Jesus fucking christ - I generally oppose circumcision, I have often wished I weren't, and I prefer my men whole, but I am so fucking glad I don't have a banjo string. This new knowledge has been making me woozy. a;sljkfAWJF;'kjf;dskj

For the first time ever, looking at pictures of normal penises has been making me feel squeamish. Please god, don't let this be permanent :(

Had to make the hardest decision of my life last night. Stay in and watch Glee, or go and watch Crawley Town vs Derby County. I recorded Glee and supported my local team. FootballingGleekLAD.

At Southampton Uni (fresherLAD), went out for a very messy night in town with the boys. Ended up pulling this slightly chubby 5/10 from the other 'Uni' Solent. One thing led to another and we were back at her halls. After doing the dirty she excused herself for what I can only assume was a post sex wipe down. Had a sudden realisation of where I was and what I was doing (notimeforcuddleswithmunterLAD). She was oblivious as I hastily grabbed my clothes and shoes and managed to swiftly bolt it out of her halls barefoot before I had even heard a flush. Managed to succesfully avoid the two mile walk of shame I would have faced the next day. getinandgetoutLAD.

ahh ffs we've all done that cmon

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£400 is a pretty big markdown from 2000 grand tho

guess that's why he has been voted a shit lad

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Am liking:

to the russianLADs giving their mobile numbers on Twitter to offer free car transport to people going to/from Moscow Airport tonight due to taxi driver shitLADs hiking their fees due to the bombing. inthefaceofadversityLADs

Dunkirkspiritlads..

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idk

can't read it here..

Just checked to see if imanasshole.com is still available, but it belongs to an adult link feeder site. Pity.

.. feeding adults assholes since...

A website for a restaurant that only serves assholes!

Bowie's wife is actually pretty nice iirc

Do Brits know who/what Tucker Max is?

never seen anyone talk about it outside of ILX

it = the 'phenomenon' lol

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do not know this guy but putting the classic serial killer disfigured image on the poster seems p upfront & to the point

feel like my face and that haircut would be an awkward match :/

The snare drum beat in 'Starlight' by Muse spells 'tits' in morse code. LADS

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can't wait till i do something that i feel makes me worthy of LAD status.

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He's in Chicago in some girl's dorm wrestling with her on the bed. She's giggling throughout so that part isn't that creepy. He cuts her arm with a razor blade and licks her blood. They laugh! So fun! They are out together and she looks very bored and uninterested. He pays her $200 ($250?) to fuck him which he says he records and suspects will come in handy at a later date for j/o material. At that point the cam cut to him either j/o of pretending to complete with sound effects and him making horrible sex faces. He askes the girl if the sex was at all good at any point. She deadpans, "Not really". Ha. Um . . . I think that was it. He says he ejoyed hanging out with her as the camera zooms in Jaws style on her ass while he reaches to grope it. Throughout all of this is is wearing black nail polish and he has a horrible dorky awful voice.

LAD

lol

went down to gretna about two months ago with the boys we were playing a charity football match against the remnants of gretna f.c that used to be in the spl basically ended up in a major sesh so was getting the bus back home and was finishing up the last of the booze got the horn savagely and was scanning the bus for talent only lass that was on the bus was this 19 stone bird so steams up the front and says u couldnt fucking handle me as soon as we got back home im straight back to hers jumps into bed and does a few pencil rolls wi her next thing the handcuffs come out and im strapped to the bed then she reaches into her drawer and pulls out a foot long dildo so i says to her i might be a kinky little mynx but there is no way that is going up my arse so she says fair enough and starts giving it large with the dildo im strapped to the bed so dont know what the fuck to do with myself eventually she finishes up with the dildo and jumps on top of us seen as im strapped to the bed tho all i can do is push my hips up with my legs after a couple of minutes get brutal cramp and start bouncing about and squealing like a fish out of water shes no for stopping tho and screams the house down til shes finished next thing i get released and get a shot on top got a brutal hardon for whatever reason so just concentrate in aiming anywhere towards the vagina area and thrusting as hard as i can knew i was just hitting fat most the time but felt fucking awesome finished up and then went for a raging afterparty at my pals. LAD

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lj otm itt

sorta

That is where you need to be. You need to be in Tesco’s. This is where your groundwork starts! Now, the only drawback here is she’ll be with Daddy. But the only thing that needs to happen is for her to see your face, and more importantly she needs to remember it. So wear something rememberable. Wear your finest glad-rags if need be. Be sheik, be stylish, be the sixth member of ‘The Wanted’.

so many 'quotable notables' on this website

when i saw this bumped i was going to link to uniLAD. greatmindsthinkalikeLAD. also, christ.

You don’t have to be Steven Spielberg to produce a cracking video for the lads. Simply pre-set your computer to record before you head out and cover up any flashing lights with blue tac. A desk lamp appropriately pointed towards the bed will provide sufficient lighting for a film to be viewed the following evening. Whether you get lucky or stupidly drunk, the results will be entertaining. Popcorn is compulsory. Just make sure the video doesn’t end up on the internet or you will have an angry dad knocking your door down.

much like trueLAD at first it's all fun and lols, but then three minutes in you've absorbed enough to feel bad for the rest of the day.

unluckyLAD beat by angryDAD

UniLAD the latest target of twitter ire. In some ways I'm glad they're getting shit, in others... well, they're just puerile little fuckheads, I'm not sure if I can expend any energy on this.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/01/31/unilad-magazine-forced-to-pull-surprise-rape-article-after-twitter-backlash_n_1244173.html

http://nomadicutopianism.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/unilad.jpg

thought I revived this thread a few weeks ago re uniLAD but it must've been another one

I tried to hip ILX to this thing like a year ago btw and no-one bit :(

― Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Friday, January 7, 2011 4:35 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I really do pick the things to play firsties with huh

oh wait it's right above yes

oh god that facebook jpg. maybe if we rename 'freedom of speech' to 'freedom to act like an ignorant bigoted dipshit' people will be less keen to use it as a defence.

One 'good' post, one actual joke, 50% of the rest think they're funny, and the rest ... god!