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ikr

still, huge disappointment after that opening sentence, but then again if it's two brazilian jujitsu dudes mma looks a bit like that lol amirite

it does have a sort of ex poly, hard-fi, lower middle class office worker

this is me, fwiw. except for hardfi.

also fwiw, the guys i know like this aren't frustrated office workers, they're bonafide manual labourer ex jocks who earn more than 90% of the lower middle class

yeah a lot of this site is pretty obviously proper working class, but most of the standout posts itt are from ludicrous SSB types, so obv a bit more 'trainee estate agent from herts suburbs' kinda thing

I'm a gayLAD. i come on here and reas all the horny stories about straight guys with girls and about straight guys messing around with each other and store it all in the wankbank! ImaginativeLAD.

darragh otm -- guys I grew up with that fit that type of talk definitely fit the manual laborer ex jock type.

Not to get too deep on this but I think it shows itself best in an alpha-male environment, sports locker rooms, construction sites, places where a group of guys are asked to prove something physically, find a leader...and to qualify, not always necessarily working class. I saw it in my college dorm where our floor was 90% male, far from working class BUT a lot of jock guys who wanted to show that they ruled the roost,..it's like something that kicks in when the chemistry of the guys is 'just so'.

It won't be every group of guys you ever see, but it's something about the environment, the type of work or sport or personalities that helps that along. Maybe.

was down the disco getting frosty w/ some crusaders when i spotted this proper 9/10 dancing on her ownself. strode on over and mesmerized her with my stare and in less time than you can say moldavia i had this bit back at my castle where i proceeded to murder her and drink her blood. the next night i had her family impaled on stakes. vLAD dracul.

I once let my dog lick my bum hole LAD

lol

after an hour of stretching, i finally managed to suck my own willy!LAD

feel like we're heading towards accidentally sitting on lamps etc

Running late for a new year's night out, ten minutes till taxi arrived, three of us in desperate need of a shower. only one solution: threeinashowerLADS

Went in so deep i poked my unborn foetus. FoetusLAD

Just dick- nobbed somebody, i removed his door handle whilst he was asleep (drunkLAD) i knocked on his door, as he went for the "door handle" he grabbed my dick. He got a bit of a shock. Good trick to do. prankLAD

Used the old "caught in the zip" excuse to explain a broken banjo. Needless to say Id been out bumming 2 boys that I met in the gay bar the night before. Gay LAD

I am 26, a virgin, live with my parents, never kissed a girl, I have failed my driving test 7 times, I've got skids in most of my briefs, I screamed for hours when i got my foreskin stuck in my flies...ummm I do most of the ironing and washing, I enjoy gardening and classical music and despise any form of physical activity. And I am the creater www.songsofpraise/fanclub.co.uk...... But appart from all that im just one of LADs really. JustGotToGetToKnowMeLAD

Used the old "caught in the zip" excuse to explain a broken banjo. Needless to say Id been out bumming 2 boys that I met in the gay bar the night before. Gay LAD

Can someone help me understand this? What is a broken banjo?

Lady, ....

Well I'll be damned. I had never heard it called that before. In fact, I don't know if I ever knew it had a name. Also, it would appear that someone removed my banjo string.

But that just makes me wonder: does anal sex put the banjo string at risk?

assume hurt of dick

Gareth Gates famously snapped his banjo string while losing his virginity to Jordan.

is this... common? that guy says it like a swift gust of wind will pop it open, but i can't say i've ever been in a situation where it felt like i was going to sustain that kind of injury.

This gives "Dueling Banjos" a whole different meaning. (And it's even funnier if you think of the movie that it came from.)

Jesus fucking christ - I generally oppose circumcision, I have often wished I weren't, and I prefer my men whole, but I am so fucking glad I don't have a banjo string. This new knowledge has been making me woozy. a;sljkfAWJF;'kjf;dskj

For the first time ever, looking at pictures of normal penises has been making me feel squeamish. Please god, don't let this be permanent :(

Had to make the hardest decision of my life last night. Stay in and watch Glee, or go and watch Crawley Town vs Derby County. I recorded Glee and supported my local team. FootballingGleekLAD.

At Southampton Uni (fresherLAD), went out for a very messy night in town with the boys. Ended up pulling this slightly chubby 5/10 from the other 'Uni' Solent. One thing led to another and we were back at her halls. After doing the dirty she excused herself for what I can only assume was a post sex wipe down. Had a sudden realisation of where I was and what I was doing (notimeforcuddleswithmunterLAD). She was oblivious as I hastily grabbed my clothes and shoes and managed to swiftly bolt it out of her halls barefoot before I had even heard a flush. Managed to succesfully avoid the two mile walk of shame I would have faced the next day. getinandgetoutLAD.

ahh ffs we've all done that cmon

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£400 is a pretty big markdown from 2000 grand tho

guess that's why he has been voted a shit lad

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Am liking:

to the russianLADs giving their mobile numbers on Twitter to offer free car transport to people going to/from Moscow Airport tonight due to taxi driver shitLADs hiking their fees due to the bombing. inthefaceofadversityLADs

Dunkirkspiritlads..

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idk

can't read it here..

Just checked to see if imanasshole.com is still available, but it belongs to an adult link feeder site. Pity.

.. feeding adults assholes since...

A website for a restaurant that only serves assholes!

Bowie's wife is actually pretty nice iirc

Do Brits know who/what Tucker Max is?

never seen anyone talk about it outside of ILX

it = the 'phenomenon' lol

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do not know this guy but putting the classic serial killer disfigured image on the poster seems p upfront & to the point

feel like my face and that haircut would be an awkward match :/

The snare drum beat in 'Starlight' by Muse spells 'tits' in morse code. LADS

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can't wait till i do something that i feel makes me worthy of LAD status.

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He's in Chicago in some girl's dorm wrestling with her on the bed. She's giggling throughout so that part isn't that creepy. He cuts her arm with a razor blade and licks her blood. They laugh! So fun! They are out together and she looks very bored and uninterested. He pays her $200 ($250?) to fuck him which he says he records and suspects will come in handy at a later date for j/o material. At that point the cam cut to him either j/o of pretending to complete with sound effects and him making horrible sex faces. He askes the girl if the sex was at all good at any point. She deadpans, "Not really". Ha. Um . . . I think that was it. He says he ejoyed hanging out with her as the camera zooms in Jaws style on her ass while he reaches to grope it. Throughout all of this is is wearing black nail polish and he has a horrible dorky awful voice.

LAD

lol

went down to gretna about two months ago with the boys we were playing a charity football match against the remnants of gretna f.c that used to be in the spl basically ended up in a major sesh so was getting the bus back home and was finishing up the last of the booze got the horn savagely and was scanning the bus for talent only lass that was on the bus was this 19 stone bird so steams up the front and says u couldnt fucking handle me as soon as we got back home im straight back to hers jumps into bed and does a few pencil rolls wi her next thing the handcuffs come out and im strapped to the bed then she reaches into her drawer and pulls out a foot long dildo so i says to her i might be a kinky little mynx but there is no way that is going up my arse so she says fair enough and starts giving it large with the dildo im strapped to the bed so dont know what the fuck to do with myself eventually she finishes up with the dildo and jumps on top of us seen as im strapped to the bed tho all i can do is push my hips up with my legs after a couple of minutes get brutal cramp and start bouncing about and squealing like a fish out of water shes no for stopping tho and screams the house down til shes finished next thing i get released and get a shot on top got a brutal hardon for whatever reason so just concentrate in aiming anywhere towards the vagina area and thrusting as hard as i can knew i was just hitting fat most the time but felt fucking awesome finished up and then went for a raging afterparty at my pals. LAD