Twitter C/D

It's great but takes up 23762874628743628374623874Mb of RAM for some reason.

it remembers things that you get angry about

loooooool

Just opened Twitter to another hashtag game. I don't think I can do it anymore.

maybe you could bring back letter writing as a thing? :)

Dear Grrrl,

The weather is very #humid today. Lots of #rain. The #trains are under some pressure #train #metro #publictransport

I have included a load of quotes from other people. Enjoy them! #quote #quotes #enjoyment

Luv,
Adam_29073
TELEX: 032 49-4221

why do you follow people you obviously don't like?

There are people I like (who I follow) and people I don't like (who are retweeted). Hence ideal solution being to just not use it.

All right, not so much 'don't like' as 'don't care about'.

Dear Adam

Yes I have heard about the train problems #fatcontrollerindeed Humid? In Melbourne? #surelyyoujest. It is cold as a witches tit here today #lolDadjoke

love and #####
VG

PS: Are you on twitter? ####

Dear Grrrl,

NO I AM NOT GAAARRRRGHHHGHH

Dear Adam

Would you like to play a hashtag game with me by mail?

### VG

<3

o_O

Dear Adam,

I found this great letter written by someone else that I thought was really funny, so I've included it below:

Dear VG
What's the deal with supermarkets! They're so weird!
## Jerry Seinfeld

See isn't that hilarious!
Thought you would enjoy it.

### VG

See, do that 18,000 times every hour and you're some way to understanding why I am a grumpy old man itt.

There is no hope.

;_;

hold me I'm scared

I am a reformed retweeter btw.

#disclosure

I feel so betrayed

just unfollow the people whose tweets you don't enjoy ffs.

I can't think of any of my friends who consistently tweet good stuff but retweet bad stuff. BUT I HAVE FAITH IN AUTUMN ALMANAC'S PLIGHT.

<3

just unfollow the people whose tweets you don't enjoy ffs.

Also, when you block someone you get their tweets through other people's retweets, which is really bloody annoying.

have you considered just, like, getting over it

It clearly is that.

can we not leave a guy to his IA?

maybe you're following way too many people?

Guy opines that retweets have ruined twitter,people reply that the stuff the people he follows retweet and not retweets per se are to blame. He refuses to accept this,offering no reasons as to why.if he wants unanimity on his unreasoned opinions he shouldnt post them to ilx.

He refuses to accept this,offering no reasons as to why.

i think you should quit twitter

and start a livejournal

lol lol what the fuck is this shit i found while googling myself lol

http://fflick.com/hoosteen

http://i53.tinypic.com/a2yzhf.png

WENDERS STANTON KINSKI THE TOWN

OF PARIS, TEXAS

http://i.imgur.com/54bnE.jpg

http://www.exquisitetweets.com/collection/abscond/152

Excellent work there dudes.

Cool data mining - Mapping profanity in geocoded Twitter posts

http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/181/profane.jpg

Fixed brightness:

http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/4707/profanel.jpg

Not remarkably different to a population map, is it?

Halved my following list and blocked the worst serial retweeters, will see how it goes.

its like i dont understand the conventions, and it feels like boring middleaged ppl figured it out quicker than i did and i'm sick of watching the news and they do their twitter bit and i'm like what? why do ppl on twitter matter. And the stupid fake words its generated are uniformly irritating like what retweet? idk then theres this thing where you're supposed to follow things in realtime now and i'm like what i cant keep up and all of this is gibberish to me.

i am talking about twitter

getoffmylawn.xls :)

When are you gonna follow me back, Veg? Dang.

I didn't know you were following me? What's your handle?
Most of my followers are spammers so I stopped paying attention a while ago lol

@mondosalvo

:)

aww there you are! done! Followed!

check you out with your tumblr, you hipster you.

yay!

as for the tumblr, to be a proper hipster, I think I'd have to be posting photos of topless girls in strange poses taken in 1977 or a lot of variations on the "Keep Calm" art.