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"smashed the granny" is a Chris Morris-ism fwiw

also this has been covered but yeah, to the extent that the ppl posting on TL and having (or 'having') these experiences might share a class background, I wouldn't expect it to be a working class one at all

A meaner bastard than me wd've edited some classic LJ posts into LAD style by now.

Me and a bunch of uni mates had to get our photos taken (Dresseduplikefuckingpenguins LADS) so by the time it was over we were well up for going on the smash. Before long we were pissed as cunts and one the LADS thought it'd be funny to chuck a plant pot through a window of some shit restaurant or other. The coppers came and we ran like fuck, some of us got away through hedges but most of us got collared (Outofshapecoswe'realwaysonthebeers LADS)and thrown in the cells overnight. Needless to say we paid for the damages in cash and went straight out on the lash again! LAD

rozzers surely

Sam Allardyce - \"I could manage Real Madrid or Inter Milan and win the double or the league every time.\" RouteOneBanterLAD

Tony Pulis taking his wife along to the goals on sunday studio on their wedding anniversary. GettinghisprioritiesrightLAD

One night in the night club I got so drunk I wet myself and remained stood at the bar so know one could see the patch. I confided in a mate who proceeded to tell a couple of 7/10's at which point I just poured a pint over my head and they proceeded to say that I hadn't as they saw me pour a lager over my head. Quickthinkingdamppamts lad

Do things like this really happen? Why so smug about it? (shelteredmiddleclassupbringingLAD) Obviously the endless stream of "I was pissed and I met a solid 9/10 bird and she gave me a blowjob in her boyfriend's car" just sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners telling made-up stories; it's the interbro pranking that is semi-believable.

the lasses are just adjuncts to the BANTER

I finally understand how a book like A Clockwork Orange gets written

^^^prefer this comment to DJP's tbh

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Dejeuner-sur-l-Herbe---Manet-fine-art-318922_800_597.jpg

Did a few lines of ephedrine and a bottle of absinthe with the LADS then got a coupla whores from up the hill, found a 6/10 mardy cow, vraiment belle LAD cos she were fit but not all that know what i mean LOL then did a sweet load of fuck all over her, fuckin A. Saw the girls douche it up in the Seine for a bit, told one of them she was LA'Damnée de la terre then had some banter with the LADS when she got all LADchrymose.

LolAD

bravo

Do people actually talk like this?

yep

my brother has spent so much time ironically behaving like a LAD he has actually turned into a LAD

the other day i invited him to a party and he texted me: "what's the gash like?"

....LAD?

http://i.imgur.com/8NjjE.jpg

irl lol

Cain and AbeLAD

could only have been improved by shopping an H onto the end of the title

the other day i invited him to a party and he texted me: "what's the gash like?"

"I don't know, but I think you've just earned one. Do you want me to use a knife or an axe?"

mate i know at work has been going out with a girl for 6 months hasn't done the dirty with her as she's a virgin. finally she relents and says she'll sleep with him on NYE. she puts on Michael buble during foreplay and he can't stand it, cuts it off, puts on "smack my bitch up" by prodigy and rags her all night, prodigyLAD

thingsthattotallyreallyactuallyhappenedLAD

my brother has spent so much time ironically behaving like a LAD he has actually turned into a LAD

This is unfortunately very common. cf. people who spend a lot of time being ironically racist, or people who spend a lot of time being ironically conservative, or even people who spend time ironically saying "How's it hanging?" Fast forward 20 years and they're still doing this stuff, they just don't know why anymore.

cf. "When the Irony is Gone": things you initially did tongue-in-cheek, but now you don't even know any more

Me and my sparring partner (TrainingLAD) at m.m.a (mixed martial artsLAD) and we where talking about having sex just before a fight. i said i will try out his theory banged the Mrs (solid 7/10) 20 minutes before training. got there had our sparring fight and sparked him out in thirty seconds. BangedTwoThingsInOneNightLAD

UnusuallyPragmaticAboutHisMissusBeingA7LAD

ikr

still, huge disappointment after that opening sentence, but then again if it's two brazilian jujitsu dudes mma looks a bit like that lol amirite

it does have a sort of ex poly, hard-fi, lower middle class office worker

this is me, fwiw. except for hardfi.

also fwiw, the guys i know like this aren't frustrated office workers, they're bonafide manual labourer ex jocks who earn more than 90% of the lower middle class

yeah a lot of this site is pretty obviously proper working class, but most of the standout posts itt are from ludicrous SSB types, so obv a bit more 'trainee estate agent from herts suburbs' kinda thing

I'm a gayLAD. i come on here and reas all the horny stories about straight guys with girls and about straight guys messing around with each other and store it all in the wankbank! ImaginativeLAD.

darragh otm -- guys I grew up with that fit that type of talk definitely fit the manual laborer ex jock type.

Not to get too deep on this but I think it shows itself best in an alpha-male environment, sports locker rooms, construction sites, places where a group of guys are asked to prove something physically, find a leader...and to qualify, not always necessarily working class. I saw it in my college dorm where our floor was 90% male, far from working class BUT a lot of jock guys who wanted to show that they ruled the roost,..it's like something that kicks in when the chemistry of the guys is 'just so'.

It won't be every group of guys you ever see, but it's something about the environment, the type of work or sport or personalities that helps that along. Maybe.

was down the disco getting frosty w/ some crusaders when i spotted this proper 9/10 dancing on her ownself. strode on over and mesmerized her with my stare and in less time than you can say moldavia i had this bit back at my castle where i proceeded to murder her and drink her blood. the next night i had her family impaled on stakes. vLAD dracul.

I once let my dog lick my bum hole LAD

lol

after an hour of stretching, i finally managed to suck my own willy!LAD

feel like we're heading towards accidentally sitting on lamps etc

Running late for a new year's night out, ten minutes till taxi arrived, three of us in desperate need of a shower. only one solution: threeinashowerLADS

Went in so deep i poked my unborn foetus. FoetusLAD

Just dick- nobbed somebody, i removed his door handle whilst he was asleep (drunkLAD) i knocked on his door, as he went for the "door handle" he grabbed my dick. He got a bit of a shock. Good trick to do. prankLAD

Used the old "caught in the zip" excuse to explain a broken banjo. Needless to say Id been out bumming 2 boys that I met in the gay bar the night before. Gay LAD

I am 26, a virgin, live with my parents, never kissed a girl, I have failed my driving test 7 times, I've got skids in most of my briefs, I screamed for hours when i got my foreskin stuck in my flies...ummm I do most of the ironing and washing, I enjoy gardening and classical music and despise any form of physical activity. And I am the creater www.songsofpraise/fanclub.co.uk...... But appart from all that im just one of LADs really. JustGotToGetToKnowMeLAD

Used the old "caught in the zip" excuse to explain a broken banjo. Needless to say Id been out bumming 2 boys that I met in the gay bar the night before. Gay LAD

Can someone help me understand this? What is a broken banjo?

Lady, ....

Well I'll be damned. I had never heard it called that before. In fact, I don't know if I ever knew it had a name. Also, it would appear that someone removed my banjo string.

But that just makes me wonder: does anal sex put the banjo string at risk?

assume hurt of dick

Gareth Gates famously snapped his banjo string while losing his virginity to Jordan.

is this... common? that guy says it like a swift gust of wind will pop it open, but i can't say i've ever been in a situation where it felt like i was going to sustain that kind of injury.

This gives "Dueling Banjos" a whole different meaning. (And it's even funnier if you think of the movie that it came from.)

Jesus fucking christ - I generally oppose circumcision, I have often wished I weren't, and I prefer my men whole, but I am so fucking glad I don't have a banjo string. This new knowledge has been making me woozy. a;sljkfAWJF;'kjf;dskj

For the first time ever, looking at pictures of normal penises has been making me feel squeamish. Please god, don't let this be permanent :(

Had to make the hardest decision of my life last night. Stay in and watch Glee, or go and watch Crawley Town vs Derby County. I recorded Glee and supported my local team. FootballingGleekLAD.

At Southampton Uni (fresherLAD), went out for a very messy night in town with the boys. Ended up pulling this slightly chubby 5/10 from the other 'Uni' Solent. One thing led to another and we were back at her halls. After doing the dirty she excused herself for what I can only assume was a post sex wipe down. Had a sudden realisation of where I was and what I was doing (notimeforcuddleswithmunterLAD). She was oblivious as I hastily grabbed my clothes and shoes and managed to swiftly bolt it out of her halls barefoot before I had even heard a flush. Managed to succesfully avoid the two mile walk of shame I would have faced the next day. getinandgetoutLAD.

ahh ffs we've all done that cmon