Sounds not unlike drunk bogan-speak from my hometown.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 January 2011 06:24 (thirteen years ago) link
sounds like chris from the u.k. o.g. the office
― zvookster, Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:11 (thirteen years ago) link
chris "finchy" finch
― zvookster, Saturday, 8 January 2011 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link
"smashed the granny" is a Chris Morris-ism fwiw
― Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 8 January 2011 10:23 (thirteen years ago) link
also this has been covered but yeah, to the extent that the ppl posting on TL and having (or 'having') these experiences might share a class background, I wouldn't expect it to be a working class one at all
― Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 8 January 2011 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link
A meaner bastard than me wd've edited some classic LJ posts into LAD style by now.
― Tinker Tailor Soulja Boy Tell 'Em (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 January 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link
Me and a bunch of uni mates had to get our photos taken (Dresseduplikefuckingpenguins LADS) so by the time it was over we were well up for going on the smash. Before long we were pissed as cunts and one the LADS thought it'd be funny to chuck a plant pot through a window of some shit restaurant or other. The coppers came and we ran like fuck, some of us got away through hedges but most of us got collared (Outofshapecoswe'realwaysonthebeers LADS)and thrown in the cells overnight. Needless to say we paid for the damages in cash and went straight out on the lash again! LAD
― Scilk Mahouthy (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 8 January 2011 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link
rozzers surely
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Sam Allardyce - \"I could manage Real Madrid or Inter Milan and win the double or the league every time.\" RouteOneBanterLAD
Tony Pulis taking his wife along to the goals on sunday studio on their wedding anniversary. GettinghisprioritiesrightLAD
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link
One night in the night club I got so drunk I wet myself and remained stood at the bar so know one could see the patch. I confided in a mate who proceeded to tell a couple of 7/10's at which point I just poured a pint over my head and they proceeded to say that I hadn't as they saw me pour a lager over my head. Quickthinkingdamppamts lad
Do things like this really happen? Why so smug about it? (shelteredmiddleclassupbringingLAD) Obviously the endless stream of "I was pissed and I met a solid 9/10 bird and she gave me a blowjob in her boyfriend's car" just sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners telling made-up stories; it's the interbro pranking that is semi-believable.
― Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link
the lasses are just adjuncts to the BANTER
― Vasco da Gama, Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I finally understand how a book like A Clockwork Orange gets written
― dayo, Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^prefer this comment to DJP's tbh
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link
http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Dejeuner-sur-l-Herbe---Manet-fine-art-318922_800_597.jpg
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 January 2011 16:30 (thirteen years ago) link
Did a few lines of ephedrine and a bottle of absinthe with the LADS then got a coupla whores from up the hill, found a 6/10 mardy cow, vraiment belle LAD cos she were fit but not all that know what i mean LOL then did a sweet load of fuck all over her, fuckin A. Saw the girls douche it up in the Seine for a bit, told one of them she was LA'Damnée de la terre then had some banter with the LADS when she got all LADchrymose.
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link
LolAD
― Dans la Bot (seandalai), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link
bravo
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link
Do people actually talk like this?
yep
― whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
my brother has spent so much time ironically behaving like a LAD he has actually turned into a LAD
― whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link
the other day i invited him to a party and he texted me: "what's the gash like?"
....LAD?
― whitney from mtv's the city (tpp), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/8NjjE.jpg
― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link
irl lol
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link
Cain and AbeLAD
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
could only have been improved by shopping an H onto the end of the title
― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link
"I don't know, but I think you've just earned one. Do you want me to use a knife or an axe?"
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link
mate i know at work has been going out with a girl for 6 months hasn't done the dirty with her as she's a virgin. finally she relents and says she'll sleep with him on NYE. she puts on Michael buble during foreplay and he can't stand it, cuts it off, puts on "smack my bitch up" by prodigy and rags her all night, prodigyLAD
thingsthattotallyreallyactuallyhappenedLAD
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
This is unfortunately very common. cf. people who spend a lot of time being ironically racist, or people who spend a lot of time being ironically conservative, or even people who spend time ironically saying "How's it hanging?" Fast forward 20 years and they're still doing this stuff, they just don't know why anymore.
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link
cf. "When the Irony is Gone": things you initially did tongue-in-cheek, but now you don't even know any more
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 8 January 2011 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Me and my sparring partner (TrainingLAD) at m.m.a (mixed martial artsLAD) and we where talking about having sex just before a fight. i said i will try out his theory banged the Mrs (solid 7/10) 20 minutes before training. got there had our sparring fight and sparked him out in thirty seconds. BangedTwoThingsInOneNightLAD
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link
UnusuallyPragmaticAboutHisMissusBeingA7LAD
― r|t|c, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link
ikr
still, huge disappointment after that opening sentence, but then again if it's two brazilian jujitsu dudes mma looks a bit like that lol amirite
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link
it does have a sort of ex poly, hard-fi, lower middle class office worker
this is me, fwiw. except for hardfi.
also fwiw, the guys i know like this aren't frustrated office workers, they're bonafide manual labourer ex jocks who earn more than 90% of the lower middle class
― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah a lot of this site is pretty obviously proper working class, but most of the standout posts itt are from ludicrous SSB types, so obv a bit more 'trainee estate agent from herts suburbs' kinda thing
― deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Monday, 10 January 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm a gayLAD. i come on here and reas all the horny stories about straight guys with girls and about straight guys messing around with each other and store it all in the wankbank! ImaginativeLAD.
― Inspector Anthony Slade, Monday, 10 January 2011 19:58 (thirteen years ago) link
darragh otm -- guys I grew up with that fit that type of talk definitely fit the manual laborer ex jock type.
Not to get too deep on this but I think it shows itself best in an alpha-male environment, sports locker rooms, construction sites, places where a group of guys are asked to prove something physically, find a leader...and to qualify, not always necessarily working class. I saw it in my college dorm where our floor was 90% male, far from working class BUT a lot of jock guys who wanted to show that they ruled the roost,..it's like something that kicks in when the chemistry of the guys is 'just so'.
It won't be every group of guys you ever see, but it's something about the environment, the type of work or sport or personalities that helps that along. Maybe.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link
was down the disco getting frosty w/ some crusaders when i spotted this proper 9/10 dancing on her ownself. strode on over and mesmerized her with my stare and in less time than you can say moldavia i had this bit back at my castle where i proceeded to murder her and drink her blood. the next night i had her family impaled on stakes. vLAD dracul.
― ⊚ ⓪ ㉧ ☉ ๏ ʘ ◉ ◎ ⓞ Ⓞ (Lamp), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:10 (thirteen years ago) link
I once let my dog lick my bum hole LAD
― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
after an hour of stretching, i finally managed to suck my own willy!LAD
― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
feel like we're heading towards accidentally sitting on lamps etc
― VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 January 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
Running late for a new year's night out, ten minutes till taxi arrived, three of us in desperate need of a shower. only one solution: threeinashowerLADS
Went in so deep i poked my unborn foetus. FoetusLAD
Just dick- nobbed somebody, i removed his door handle whilst he was asleep (drunkLAD) i knocked on his door, as he went for the "door handle" he grabbed my dick. He got a bit of a shock. Good trick to do. prankLAD
Used the old "caught in the zip" excuse to explain a broken banjo. Needless to say Id been out bumming 2 boys that I met in the gay bar the night before. Gay LAD
I am 26, a virgin, live with my parents, never kissed a girl, I have failed my driving test 7 times, I've got skids in most of my briefs, I screamed for hours when i got my foreskin stuck in my flies...ummm I do most of the ironing and washing, I enjoy gardening and classical music and despise any form of physical activity. And I am the creater www.songsofpraise/fanclub.co.uk...... But appart from all that im just one of LADs really. JustGotToGetToKnowMeLAD
― http://i56.tinypic.com/xnsu1g.gif (max arrrrrgh), Monday, 10 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Can someone help me understand this? What is a broken banjo?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
Lady, ....
― Mark G, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link
Well I'll be damned. I had never heard it called that before. In fact, I don't know if I ever knew it had a name. Also, it would appear that someone removed my banjo string.
But that just makes me wonder: does anal sex put the banjo string at risk?
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 01:58 (thirteen years ago) link
assume hurt of dick
― carles marx (contenderizer), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link
Gareth Gates famously snapped his banjo string while losing his virginity to Jordan.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link
is this... common? that guy says it like a swift gust of wind will pop it open, but i can't say i've ever been in a situation where it felt like i was going to sustain that kind of injury.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:07 (thirteen years ago) link
This gives "Dueling Banjos" a whole different meaning. (And it's even funnier if you think of the movie that it came from.)
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link
Jesus fucking christ - I generally oppose circumcision, I have often wished I weren't, and I prefer my men whole, but I am so fucking glad I don't have a banjo string. This new knowledge has been making me woozy. a;sljkfAWJF;'kjf;dskj
For the first time ever, looking at pictures of normal penises has been making me feel squeamish. Please god, don't let this be permanent :(
― also, that Christmas tree has a dildo on its head (Jesse), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 02:09 (thirteen years ago) link