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idk I just get the feeling that this stuff is more prevalent than it was a few years ago, maybe I'm horribly wrong

this isn't to damn the people, just to damn the mindstate they enter when aggregated in laddish bundles - I have been known to act quite laddish (in my student days) - 'how one behaves around other men' seems to be having a bit of an identity crisis atm

the answer, of course, is to hang out with women more imo (as friends obv)

funny how a lot of these posts are written by guys whos life experiences inspired jokes i heard 15 years ago at school.

srsly damn these fucking ppl they are cunts

well only about 5% of them actually happened

but one must aspire, acceptance is a good look

idk I just get the feeling that this stuff is more prevalent than it was a few years ago, maybe I'm horribly wrong

― http://i26.tinypic.com/2ajucf4.jpg (acoleuthic), Saturday, 8 January 2011 03:05 (4 minutes ago)

there seems to be a greater coherence on signifiers between upper and lower middle class LAD popuations, cf 'dave', 'boris u legernd', kings of leon etc

some of the site is actual provincial lumpen culture that has really nothing to do with that shit

(dan, your posts itt have been quite elitist!)

no wai, I had no idea

cool idea for a username, btw lj

it's been done a few times before tbh

oic

lad examples cited here lead me to believe that an Australian 'bloke' site can't be far off, or surely already exists.

Ha, indeed. If the young lad I met the other week at a gig of S-'s was any indication I'd not doubt it one bit. He spent the whole evening trying to impress me with tales of, among other things, smashing shopping trolleys into parked cars as a form of "pinball", and simeltaneously vomiting/smoking on a tram.

Then informed me my dress would look better on his bedroom floor. Oh, you charming man.

And you let a catch like that get away? u_u

I know rite, I mean he was like 23 and everything o_0

The funniest bit tho was when him and his (normal, the poor bastard) mate told me and N there was no way we knew the whole "whalers on the moon" song.

We proceeded to sing the whole thing, in harmony. They just went D:

YESSS!!!! :)

Hahah :D NO ONE challenges ver Nick'n'Trayce when it comes to Futurama dammit.

Couple of months back my mate got fucked over by his missus (solid 8/10 cunt). She rinsed him and set fire to his clothes after he got smashed and told her she's got nothing on her sister (LAD). After that she went out and fucked some mug he absolute hates. 4 weeks down the line I'm out on the smash fucked off my face in the Union when she comes up to me. Clearly wants my helmet, trying to fuck over my mate some more. Went back to hers (house of 6 girls) and smashed the granny out of her. She takes my phone and films it, dirty bitch. Later on I wake up at 5am and sneak out of her room. Go down to the kichen, grab a frying pan and take a massive beer-shit in the pan. Stuck it on the hob, turned it on and left. Before leaving, wrote 'Don't fuck with my mate' on the fridge in magnets. Girls didn't wake up for hours, not getting that smell out in a hurry. Revenge is stinky. LAD

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Friday, January 7, 2011 8:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Do people actually talk like this? It has a ton of really awesome phrases:
- my mate got fucked over by his missus (solid 8/10 cunt)
- She rinsed him
- she went out and fucked some mug he absolute hates. ("mug" and "absolute" which might be a typo, but it's great the way it is)
- I'm out on the smash fucked off my face (this one is a two-fer)
- Clearly wants my helmet
- Went back to hers...and smashed the granny out of her. (both phrases, but wow "SMASHED THE GRANNY OUT OF HER??!" that is amazing)

"Revenge is stinky." is a wonderful bonus.

Sounds not unlike drunk bogan-speak from my hometown.

sounds like chris from the u.k. o.g. the office

chris "finchy" finch

"smashed the granny" is a Chris Morris-ism fwiw

also this has been covered but yeah, to the extent that the ppl posting on TL and having (or 'having') these experiences might share a class background, I wouldn't expect it to be a working class one at all

A meaner bastard than me wd've edited some classic LJ posts into LAD style by now.

Me and a bunch of uni mates had to get our photos taken (Dresseduplikefuckingpenguins LADS) so by the time it was over we were well up for going on the smash. Before long we were pissed as cunts and one the LADS thought it'd be funny to chuck a plant pot through a window of some shit restaurant or other. The coppers came and we ran like fuck, some of us got away through hedges but most of us got collared (Outofshapecoswe'realwaysonthebeers LADS)and thrown in the cells overnight. Needless to say we paid for the damages in cash and went straight out on the lash again! LAD

rozzers surely

Sam Allardyce - \"I could manage Real Madrid or Inter Milan and win the double or the league every time.\" RouteOneBanterLAD

Tony Pulis taking his wife along to the goals on sunday studio on their wedding anniversary. GettinghisprioritiesrightLAD

One night in the night club I got so drunk I wet myself and remained stood at the bar so know one could see the patch. I confided in a mate who proceeded to tell a couple of 7/10's at which point I just poured a pint over my head and they proceeded to say that I hadn't as they saw me pour a lager over my head. Quickthinkingdamppamts lad

Do things like this really happen? Why so smug about it? (shelteredmiddleclassupbringingLAD) Obviously the endless stream of "I was pissed and I met a solid 9/10 bird and she gave me a blowjob in her boyfriend's car" just sounds like Jay from the Inbetweeners telling made-up stories; it's the interbro pranking that is semi-believable.

the lasses are just adjuncts to the BANTER

I finally understand how a book like A Clockwork Orange gets written

^^^prefer this comment to DJP's tbh

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Dejeuner-sur-l-Herbe---Manet-fine-art-318922_800_597.jpg

Did a few lines of ephedrine and a bottle of absinthe with the LADS then got a coupla whores from up the hill, found a 6/10 mardy cow, vraiment belle LAD cos she were fit but not all that know what i mean LOL then did a sweet load of fuck all over her, fuckin A. Saw the girls douche it up in the Seine for a bit, told one of them she was LA'Damnée de la terre then had some banter with the LADS when she got all LADchrymose.

LolAD

bravo

Do people actually talk like this?

yep

my brother has spent so much time ironically behaving like a LAD he has actually turned into a LAD

the other day i invited him to a party and he texted me: "what's the gash like?"

....LAD?

http://i.imgur.com/8NjjE.jpg

irl lol

Cain and AbeLAD

could only have been improved by shopping an H onto the end of the title

the other day i invited him to a party and he texted me: "what's the gash like?"

"I don't know, but I think you've just earned one. Do you want me to use a knife or an axe?"

mate i know at work has been going out with a girl for 6 months hasn't done the dirty with her as she's a virgin. finally she relents and says she'll sleep with him on NYE. she puts on Michael buble during foreplay and he can't stand it, cuts it off, puts on "smack my bitch up" by prodigy and rags her all night, prodigyLAD

thingsthattotallyreallyactuallyhappenedLAD

my brother has spent so much time ironically behaving like a LAD he has actually turned into a LAD

This is unfortunately very common. cf. people who spend a lot of time being ironically racist, or people who spend a lot of time being ironically conservative, or even people who spend time ironically saying "How's it hanging?" Fast forward 20 years and they're still doing this stuff, they just don't know why anymore.

cf. "When the Irony is Gone": things you initially did tongue-in-cheek, but now you don't even know any more

Me and my sparring partner (TrainingLAD) at m.m.a (mixed martial artsLAD) and we where talking about having sex just before a fight. i said i will try out his theory banged the Mrs (solid 7/10) 20 minutes before training. got there had our sparring fight and sparked him out in thirty seconds. BangedTwoThingsInOneNightLAD

UnusuallyPragmaticAboutHisMissusBeingA7LAD

ikr

still, huge disappointment after that opening sentence, but then again if it's two brazilian jujitsu dudes mma looks a bit like that lol amirite