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A mate of mine who works in sports science gave me a load of exploding candy the other day, Bring on halloween LAD.

was it whey protein popping candy?

do u reckon these are proper SSB's or not ~intense~ enough?

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

During my short-lived DiS posting stint a few months ago there was a thread on this. Maybe like 1 or 2 of them were funny, the rest made me want everyone who's ever been in a Carling commercial or the audience for a James Corden show doused in sewage

and before you were so chill with those ppl ;_;

I am chill with everyone, those ppl maybe deserved nothing more than permanent halitosis before truelad.com came along

Out with the boys for a big night seeing as everyone is back from uni. Making some shapes on the dance floor and a Justin Bieber song comes on. This causes me and the LADs to stop dancing and standing still for the entire song shouting shitLAD to the guys still dancing. Next song is Sex on Fire-Kings of Leon and we all go mad. NotDancingToShitMusicLAD

http://www.flashbackuniverse.com/blogImages/PDCCovers/GoldenLad01.jpg

googleimagesearchLAD

Two of my mates are avid Charlton supporters (shitLADS) - but credit where credit\'s due for a few weeks ago... one of them was smashing some bird at his mates while there was a party on. The other lad waits until they are well underway and storms in, scarf in hand, and gets into bed with them singing Charlton songs. Instead of telling him to fuck off the lad on top of the girl along highfives his mate and starts singing along while he\'s still seeing to this girl who isn\'t best pleased. \"VALLEY FLOYD ROAD\" LADS

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, January 8, 2011 1:43 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahahaha. my mates brother is a bit of an ssb and had to be taken to the a&e after taking too much ephedrine and training like crazy trying to get "cut".

yeah alternative punishment: being made to listen to Bieberslow repeatedly until they crack and embrace the cosmos

wtf nakhchivan

you made that up. denialLAD

He led Islamic opposition to the Franks and other European Crusaders in the Levant. At the height of his power, he ruled over Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Hejaz, and Yemen. He led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin. SaLADin.

ha this is someone from 'libya' and it has the most negative rating i've seen

yeah basically the best ones tend to have massive negative ratings

Whilst doing our usual drunken dancing on the dance floor I see my drunkandhornyLAD chatting up some 2/10 with dirty dreadlocks and try to get him away. Having no success I arrange the rest of the LADS behind me and we start to air Lasso him from her. A group of randomLADS on the dance floor pick up what we are doing and join in. DrunkandhornyLAD turns round and walks out the bar in a outrage whilst we cheer. Thanked-me-in-the-morning-LAD

http://truelad.com/donlad.php?starting=26650

lowest rated posts

have spent 12 hours on ephedrine browsing this site continuously and can confirm that's actually the only vaguely funny/meta/interesting comment out of all 25k xxp

personally I think WS should start to consistently employ a numerical rating system, maybe WDYLL too, would liven things up no end

oh nakh :( we're here 4u

Right then. A little while back some of the lads and I were on the lash at our local spoons. Needless to say the pints were flowing and a few hours in one of the lads gets a little over zealous and decides to unzip his lower torso covers and produce his member. Before anyone can take in the enormity of what's going on he legs it over to this harmless looking Chinese couple enjoying a quiet meal. Our mate bellows out 'how do you like my noodle?' and starts to wave it in the mans face. Cue the little man catching the lads cock in his hand like a fly and pulling directly downward. The woman then throws a plate of potato skins at our mates head breaking the plate in the process. We're all kicked out and our mate is arrested and locked up in a cell overnight. He's then tried to give a sleeping cell mate a handjob overnight in the lock up. A LAD bit too far.

At first I wasn't happy about David Cameron being our new overlord, but it turns out he's actually a LAD, flying the england flag at number 10 what a legend. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm Prime Minister LAD

unutterable squalor

there's lots of scatological/generally gross ones that i think are kinda meta:

As a typical LAD i like a cheeky dick sick before i go to bed. But after ive finished i cant be arsed to get up and wash off the remains from the top of my hand. Disgusting i know... Whats even worse when i wake up in the morning i instinctively rub my eyes! Was wondering why there were itchy recently... Might have to invest in some wet wipes! Disgusting,lazy and irritated eyeballs LAD

put my balls in a vice in the school tech dept today, just for the sexual thrill. some shitLAD sneaks up and takes a glue gun to my pecker while my bollocks are still in the vice. scarredLAD

unzip his lower torso covers

what, his cummerbund?

wish i didn't inexplicably find this such compelling reading, it's not even bringing the lols to complement the revulsion i'm feeling.

We will briefly discuss robust M- estimators in regression. sum(j=1,...,N) = rho ( y - sum(xtheta) ) is minimum over theta where rho(u) is some convex function. We can take, for instance: rho(u) = |u|^p If p = 2 then M-estimators are LSE. If p = 1 then M-estimators are LAD (least absolute deviation estimators)

Just nearly got in a scrap because i told a bloke(ShitLad) that he was a fucking disgrace for burning St Georges flag due to england losing. I then proceeded to be subjected to gladd bottles being thrown at me from his balcony whilst i called him a cunt. My grandad fought and bled to preserve the right for that flag to stand proud and defiant. EnglishPrideLad

Couple of months back my mate got fucked over by his missus (solid 8/10 cunt). She rinsed him and set fire to his clothes after he got smashed and told her she's got nothing on her sister (LAD). After that she went out and fucked some mug he absolute hates. 4 weeks down the line I'm out on the smash fucked off my face in the Union when she comes up to me. Clearly wants my helmet, trying to fuck over my mate some more. Went back to hers (house of 6 girls) and smashed the granny out of her. She takes my phone and films it, dirty bitch. Later on I wake up at 5am and sneak out of her room. Go down to the kichen, grab a frying pan and take a massive beer-shit in the pan. Stuck it on the hob, turned it on and left. Before leaving, wrote 'Don't fuck with my mate' on the fridge in magnets. Girls didn't wake up for hours, not getting that smell out in a hurry. Revenge is stinky. LAD

basically sites like this reaffirm my belief that there's an indefinable something in favor of the class system

well, you could say that this kinda nonsense panders to the notion of a class system, one with shifted parameters

I saw this thread and was like, "Hmm what is truelad"...I think I made it 4 posts into the site. Oh curiosity...

O_o

quite frankly I am a-ok with a class system as long as I'm in the top class

^^^lad

when will fax technology handle punches, is what I would like to know

someone shd hazx0r that side, do find&replace "lad" -> "shithead"

just a simple 'lady' hack would be nice, imo. But 'shithead' works for me

basically sites like this reaffirm my belief that there's an indefinable something in favor of the class system

― Indolence Mission (DJP), Saturday, 8 January 2011 02:27 (6 minutes ago)

since most of TL's contributors seem to be amoral congenital retards, i'm not sure how those people wouldn't form a sort of lumpen class in any society which employs a division of labour, however egalitarian

this sort of shit does owe something to the sort of lusty compensations the english class system afforded the lower orders, who could at least feel somewhat 'free' compared to the rigid pieties of the middle class and higher, tho it's a bit of a fiction because in the right circumstances the upper class / umc can partake in much the same sort of bawdy chicanery

lad examples cited here lead me to believe that an Australian 'bloke' site can't be far off, or surely already exists.

Currently pulling an all-nighter in the cambridge university chemical engineering faculty. beer in hand, tits on google image search. LAD

thought the whole phenomena of "laddism" was middle class guys apeing the perceived behaviour of working class ppl anyway. i always imagine the typical lad to be a white collar office worker who likes to go on "the rampage" at the weekend.

ha this is my personal failing, because I can't imagine any class system that contains me and these people where I wouldn't be able to outmaneuver/outperform these bozos with my eyes closed

basically my fallacy is that I tend to boil every social system down to a meritocracy, which never actually happens

hmmmn well if it was feudalism and you were a serf and this

after a messy night out in tunbridge wells, i managed to find myself on the bonnet of my best mate's car leisurely strolling at 15 mph. i shouted 'no hand's at which point my mate decided to break, resulting in me get thrown of the car and what seemed like minor injuries at first, resulted in a broken ankle, a perferated eardrum and a fractured skull and a loss of taste and smell. LAD.

was your lord, you'd still be kind of fucked, unless you could hatch a cunning plan

both nakh and max are kinda otm - this isn't about an established lower/middle class system, and it certainly isn't about an underclass gone mad (dan, your posts itt have been quite elitist!) - it's about the emergence of a new clan: the entitled manchild (watches Dave TV, thinks Jeremy Clarkson is a legernd etc) - and this abnegation of responsibility and embrace of the moronic is ~everywhere~

I mean sure it's nice to switch off and engage with the primal now and then but when engaging with the primal becomes riding roughshod over the idea that other people might have feelings then you're in need of something damascene to the balls

lj u need to get into marketing

srsly

tbh, i think there have always been bros like this. they just didn't have magazines and websites dedicated to them.

right

you've mentioned the one thing in life I've actively sworn to never do, and things in life include eating cazu marzu

and yes they've always existed sure. thing is, now they have ready-made systems of comradeship and labelling available - there's a mediated lad culture which is taken seriously way more than it should be - it's notable for the fact that people aren't taught to make peace with their insecurities and so live them out, horrendously

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teen-loses-finger-at-croydon-rave-continues-dancing-because-the-bass-was-hard-9546200.html

Unilad seems to be slightly different, misogynist-targeted clickbait articles/men's magazines shite, was a little disappointed it doesn't look like a daily dose of bantz

we could a been yr daily dose o bants but not no more

i too was disappointed that unilad had moved away from the pure bantz, i was all ready to be outraged when i saw it pop up in my fb recs but it was just dull shit.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/profile-enda-mclaughlin-1.1844731?page=1

http://cdn2.independent.ie/incoming/article30382234.ece/0022e/ALTERNATES/h342/germ-app.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TScyT4NpRJ4

thought this could be him, 'representing letterkenny' no less, though sadly it was filmed while the late great enda was incarcerated

http://i.imgur.com/epljCqG.jpg

towards a progressive banter

http://uniladmag.com/articles/derren-brown-deals-with-homophobic-abuse-like-a-boss/

http://i.imgur.com/au1sYkH.jpg

enjoy that whole 'today's teens make out they're wild but are actually lame' thing. feels sort of Edwardian or something, like they might also enjoy trundling a hoop

classic

The Damascene conversion hasn’t done Harrington or Unilad any harm. Though its most obvious competitor, TheLadBible (which was also based on a brand set up by Partridge) has a headstart, particularly on other platforms such as Instagram and Snapchat, Unilad’s 11.5m Facebook likes put it just ahead of TheLadBible’s 11.1m in its core territory. It claims to have moved beyond the original Unilad’s rump of university-aged males to reach a diverse audience of 16- to 30-year-olds, and Harrington claims women are more likely to share and like Unilad posts than men.

https://twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/756079613449601024