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fucks sake, i thought i'd clicked on the 'whats happening to our board' until the last word of that.

BWAHAHAHA!

srs O_o moment

holy hell thought that was puckish satire from nakh, but no. (Poll currently Good Lad 1075 / Shit lad 247).

Me and the lads went out to a meat market pub in Stoke last Friday. They were if-ing and are-ing over which birds they fancied as they wanted 8/10+. I chatted to a very fat but pretty girl and was bollocks deep in her at her house a mile away by 10:45pm. Back at the pub by midnight to see the other lads still deciding and to drink till 2:00am. PrioritiesrightLAD.

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 7 January 2011 15:57 (6 minutes ago)

Today, sitting in a Geography lecutre, my lecturer sticks a quote on the screen from Noel Gallagher. The quote was my only lecutre note I took in Geography today. NoelGallaLAD

― Mark G, Friday, 7 January 2011 15:09 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

lols

whoa!

my apologies ; )

Having a few bev's at a mates house and his recently divorced mum arrives home (6/10 to be fair to her) and goes up to bed.he jokingly suggests i should nail her seeing as shes now single. an hour or two later he clocks off, she comes downstairs to get her phone, i jokingly tell her what he said, she duely agrees. looking for forward to the look on his face when i tell him i fucked his mum. doewhathestoldLAD

― conner Smedley, Friday, 31 January 2003 01:35 (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I tried to hip ILX to this thing like a year ago btw and no-one bit :(

slightlyaheadofthecurveLAD

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Studying PE teaching at uni and was on teaching placement at a local school. Walked into the gym at lunchtime to find some young LADS trying to chip a basketball into the hoop. Without hesitation stroll up and say 'if your gonna do it, do it right'. Instant legend student teacher. Passed Placement with merit LAD

omg PE teachers

I was celebrating my 16th birthday by having a bbq at my house. Invited all the lads and some girls as well. The girls all went home at 11 and thats when me and the remaining lads went absolutely crazy! I live in a small, quiet village and that night we absolutely tore it up! Through the course of the night we did the following... Threw bins onto the primary school roof... Pissed off the top of bridges... Threw rocks at a truck driver coming round the roundabout causing him to pull over and us to run away... Grand National a whole street of cars, my mate putting his foot through the sunroof... Emptied a tub of coleslaw onto the top of a neighbours car... Stole potted plants from neighbours front gardens and placed them in the road... Covered the house of a girl from school with cheese and chive dip... Went into our secondary school, took a shit on the playground... Looked through peoples windows whilst they were watching telly... Used my high visibility jacket to steal farmers sign saying, "beware, bull beef" for my bedroom door... Drank a lot of beer... Passed around a lot of banter... All in all, it was the best way i could celebrate my 16th birthday, with the lads, ripping the shit into my tiny village! KnowshowtopartyinstyleLAD

Just threw a snowball at a disabled old woman and made her fall. AccurateLAD

the faq says they actually screen for offensive comments, which means no entries for racial epithets but plenty of stuff like that ^^ and abt rape etc

letting your mate bum you so he can lose his virginity before the age of 30. LAD

Had to give into my long-term urges today (tryingsomethingnewLAD) ... so i decided to plunge to fingers into my anus, as the pleasure became too much i decided to sit dowm, but unfortunately i did it too quick (overeagerLAD) ... causing me to break my two fingers ... and now to top it all off my keyboard is covered in some brown substance ... SHOULD HAVEWASHED HIS HANDS LAD

I got my new fake ID today. Though it says I'm only 17. I'm 34. Under 18 discos; here I come, SneakyLAD

After returning home to the parents house over xmas smashed after a bangless night out I was casually having a wank in bed... as you do. I heard a smash downstairs, couldnt do anything about it with a stonk on... woke up the next morning, walked downstairs to my mum crying.... turned out we got burgled and they'd taken everything whilst i was upstairs having a wank. PrioritiesLAD

something rly unnerving about the random interjections of 'LAD'

like an adult daycare for ex-military tourettes sufferers in bedfordshire

do they five themselves their own sing-off or does a mod do that? cluelessLAD

*give* pissedLAD

proper fit 9/10 girl passed out on couch at student house party, slapped her a couple of times but failed to wake her, figured i'd give her one as she was out for the count... 2 months later she's pregnant and her fella thinks he's the dad and doesn't understand why using condoms didn't work! opportunisticLAD

please let that be a parody

no, but it's probably bullshit.

A mate of mine who works in sports science gave me a load of exploding candy the other day, Bring on halloween LAD.

was it whey protein popping candy?

do u reckon these are proper SSB's or not ~intense~ enough?

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

During my short-lived DiS posting stint a few months ago there was a thread on this. Maybe like 1 or 2 of them were funny, the rest made me want everyone who's ever been in a Carling commercial or the audience for a James Corden show doused in sewage

and before you were so chill with those ppl ;_;

I am chill with everyone, those ppl maybe deserved nothing more than permanent halitosis before truelad.com came along

Out with the boys for a big night seeing as everyone is back from uni. Making some shapes on the dance floor and a Justin Bieber song comes on. This causes me and the LADs to stop dancing and standing still for the entire song shouting shitLAD to the guys still dancing. Next song is Sex on Fire-Kings of Leon and we all go mad. NotDancingToShitMusicLAD

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googleimagesearchLAD

Two of my mates are avid Charlton supporters (shitLADS) - but credit where credit\'s due for a few weeks ago... one of them was smashing some bird at his mates while there was a party on. The other lad waits until they are well underway and storms in, scarf in hand, and gets into bed with them singing Charlton songs. Instead of telling him to fuck off the lad on top of the girl along highfives his mate and starts singing along while he\'s still seeing to this girl who isn\'t best pleased. \"VALLEY FLOYD ROAD\" LADS

During Freshers week at uni one of my flat mates was lagging after the first 2 days drinking (Tired LAD) To perk himself up he decides to take some of the relentless energy pills. Despite a clear warning to take one every 6 hours on the pot. He makes the executive decision to munch all 24 in the pack and wash it down with some sketchy red bull from Thailand.... He didn't sleep for 5 days straight and lost a stone from constant sweating and shaking. After taking him to hospital more than half a week later (Concerned LAD) the doctor informs me that he had a resting heart rate of 189 bpm and "is a hero that he's still alive" RELENTLESS LAD

― max bro'd (nakhchivan), Saturday, January 8, 2011 1:43 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark

hahahaha. my mates brother is a bit of an ssb and had to be taken to the a&e after taking too much ephedrine and training like crazy trying to get "cut".

yeah alternative punishment: being made to listen to Bieberslow repeatedly until they crack and embrace the cosmos

wtf nakhchivan

you made that up. denialLAD

He led Islamic opposition to the Franks and other European Crusaders in the Levant. At the height of his power, he ruled over Egypt, Syria, Mesopotamia, Hejaz, and Yemen. He led the Muslims against the Crusaders and eventually recaptured Palestine from the Crusader Kingdom of Jerusalem after his victory in the Battle of Hattin. SaLADin.

ha this is someone from 'libya' and it has the most negative rating i've seen

yeah basically the best ones tend to have massive negative ratings

Whilst doing our usual drunken dancing on the dance floor I see my drunkandhornyLAD chatting up some 2/10 with dirty dreadlocks and try to get him away. Having no success I arrange the rest of the LADS behind me and we start to air Lasso him from her. A group of randomLADS on the dance floor pick up what we are doing and join in. DrunkandhornyLAD turns round and walks out the bar in a outrage whilst we cheer. Thanked-me-in-the-morning-LAD

http://truelad.com/donlad.php?starting=26650

lowest rated posts

have spent 12 hours on ephedrine browsing this site continuously and can confirm that's actually the only vaguely funny/meta/interesting comment out of all 25k xxp

personally I think WS should start to consistently employ a numerical rating system, maybe WDYLL too, would liven things up no end

oh nakh :( we're here 4u

Right then. A little while back some of the lads and I were on the lash at our local spoons. Needless to say the pints were flowing and a few hours in one of the lads gets a little over zealous and decides to unzip his lower torso covers and produce his member. Before anyone can take in the enormity of what's going on he legs it over to this harmless looking Chinese couple enjoying a quiet meal. Our mate bellows out 'how do you like my noodle?' and starts to wave it in the mans face. Cue the little man catching the lads cock in his hand like a fly and pulling directly downward. The woman then throws a plate of potato skins at our mates head breaking the plate in the process. We're all kicked out and our mate is arrested and locked up in a cell overnight. He's then tried to give a sleeping cell mate a handjob overnight in the lock up. A LAD bit too far.

At first I wasn't happy about David Cameron being our new overlord, but it turns out he's actually a LAD, flying the england flag at number 10 what a legend. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/politics/10274536.stm Prime Minister LAD

unutterable squalor

there's lots of scatological/generally gross ones that i think are kinda meta:

As a typical LAD i like a cheeky dick sick before i go to bed. But after ive finished i cant be arsed to get up and wash off the remains from the top of my hand. Disgusting i know... Whats even worse when i wake up in the morning i instinctively rub my eyes! Was wondering why there were itchy recently... Might have to invest in some wet wipes! Disgusting,lazy and irritated eyeballs LAD

put my balls in a vice in the school tech dept today, just for the sexual thrill. some shitLAD sneaks up and takes a glue gun to my pecker while my bollocks are still in the vice. scarredLAD

unzip his lower torso covers

what, his cummerbund?

wish i didn't inexplicably find this such compelling reading, it's not even bringing the lols to complement the revulsion i'm feeling.

bahaha slick dick, down w/ kids again

#atheistLAD

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Another #AtheistLAD · Expand Collapse ... Richard Dawkins is my new favourite person, everything he says is so intellectual and just so...right #atheistLAD.

when you've been called a LAD on twitter you may as well stop trying any harder, you've made it

Alexander Wilson ‏@lighthousealex 25 Jun

99% sure Serena Williams has balls not ovaries. #beast #wimbledon2013

hes postly pretty vanilla, ladness probably inhibited by going to UNI at sussex surrounded by laurie penny types

could be fun if he autogoogles i suppose

what is a laurie penny type?

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Of course, polyamory isn't always political. People do it for all sorts of reasons, from grand ethical statements to boredom – managing the drama of multiple relationships is a great way to kill time on a Sunday afternoon. Personally, I started practising non-monogamy in my early 20s as a statement against the tyranny of the heterosexual couple form and the patriarchal nuclear family – but then again, I did a lot of silly things for similar reasons in my early 20s. If you'd asked 21-year-old me why precisely I was hanging half-naked out of a fourth-floor window on Holloway Road, I'd probably also have answered "as a statement against the tyranny of the heterosexual couple form". Nowadays, from the wise and serious vantage point of my mid-20s, I practice non-monogamy because it works for me. It doesn't work for everyone, and I might not choose it forever.

^^^spruuuuuung

what do u think of laurie penny?

me? or lj?

she's written & spoken articulately, not many holes to pick

as a prominent spokesperson for the left she's definitely in the top quartile

attracts a lot of dunderheaded cant from cryptofascist shitheads as well

also you think she is hot

lol

you can tell shes not a true EBOUÉ WAS JOKES north londoner cuz she doesnt say the holloway road

absolutely no opinion on this matter. haven't met her for a start. seems kinda irrelevant to her writing. xps

what if you combined truelad with cockroach news?

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CockroachLAD

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'legend' the new film abt the kray twins starring tom hardy as both kray twins looks like a potentially significant event for the true lad cohort

that was in my trending feed

also unilad came up on my facebook "suggested groups" earlier :-(

thats what u deserve for submitting to tertiary education, inshallah

:-(

shoulda listened to me mum, don't stay in school she always used to tell me

(but technically it's *access to TE at this stage, I still have an out)

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/teen-loses-finger-at-croydon-rave-continues-dancing-because-the-bass-was-hard-9546200.html

Unilad seems to be slightly different, misogynist-targeted clickbait articles/men's magazines shite, was a little disappointed it doesn't look like a daily dose of bantz

we could a been yr daily dose o bants but not no more

i too was disappointed that unilad had moved away from the pure bantz, i was all ready to be outraged when i saw it pop up in my fb recs but it was just dull shit.

http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-and-law/profile-enda-mclaughlin-1.1844731?page=1

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TScyT4NpRJ4

thought this could be him, 'representing letterkenny' no less, though sadly it was filmed while the late great enda was incarcerated

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towards a progressive banter

http://uniladmag.com/articles/derren-brown-deals-with-homophobic-abuse-like-a-boss/

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enjoy that whole 'today's teens make out they're wild but are actually lame' thing. feels sort of Edwardian or something, like they might also enjoy trundling a hoop

classic

The Damascene conversion hasn’t done Harrington or Unilad any harm. Though its most obvious competitor, TheLadBible (which was also based on a brand set up by Partridge) has a headstart, particularly on other platforms such as Instagram and Snapchat, Unilad’s 11.5m Facebook likes put it just ahead of TheLadBible’s 11.1m in its core territory. It claims to have moved beyond the original Unilad’s rump of university-aged males to reach a diverse audience of 16- to 30-year-olds, and Harrington claims women are more likely to share and like Unilad posts than men.

https://twitter.com/Scottish_Tweets/status/756079613449601024