Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

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im glad you all dont like dmb. have fun at your creed shows!

-- katie41414442222

Clearly not someone who regularly reads ILM.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 13 February 2003 23:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

People like Katie make me nostalgic for when I was 13.

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

I had no idea there was such animosity between Creed fans and DMB fans!

Divide and conquer...

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 14 February 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't really see a difference between Creed fans and DMB fans, personally.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

well, I bet neither camp could tell the difference between a Sigur Ros and a G!YBE fan either...

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 14 February 2003 00:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

One group is all sullen and angsty while the other group moons around shouting "Itchy-WOO!"

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do not moon, I float.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not to beat a dead horse, but those acoustic guitars he uses with the electric pick-ups sound like dog-doo. You know the ones I'm talking about, they've got plastic bodies on them. I know they're convenient for playing live but they sound horrible, way too clean.

Come to think of it, everything else about them kind of fits that sound as well.

Dave Beckhouse (Dave Beckhouse), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Not to beat a dead horse, but those acoustic guitars he uses with the electric pick-ups sound like dog-doo. You know the ones I'm talking about, they've got plastic bodies on them. I know they're convenient for playing live but they sound horrible, way too clean."

AGH! Ohmigod this is so so true. I'm appalled that these things are so common. I had a very hard time finding an acoustic guitar that had an electric pick-up that *wasn't* one of these shitty-sounding models with the plastic body and the little sliders on top. The sound is indeed godawful - really thin and useless. I don't understand why people don't stick with decent wood acoustics and just use good contact mics.

Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 14 February 2003 01:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

There cheaper for when they break their shit up at the end of everyshow in a Who like orgy.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

go listen to your elitist smug indie sonic youth records if you can't understand the catchy melodic pop brilliance that is the dave matthews band.

Evan (Evan), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

"What Would You Say" and "Ants Marching" are good. "I Did It" and "The Space Between" are horrible. Haven't heard much else.

Curtis Stephens, Friday, 14 February 2003 01:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

What they need is the bomb chick like Len, then they would be catchy and brilliant. Or a guy that wears black contact lens and looks like a monkey. Monkeys are good at hackeysack.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 01:58 (twenty-one years ago) link


I think Rockists and Popists can mostly agree that DMB is CRAP.

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

But where does that leave the jamists?

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 14 February 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think there are some Jamists that hate DMB.....

Jonathan Williams (ex machina), Friday, 14 February 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

There must be some people who like them. They regularly sell-out stadiums and their albums have sold > 13 million copies.

o. nate (onate), Friday, 14 February 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

creed??? no,no,please, no.
it's ALMOST as bad as bmb.
but, you know what they say about "close". and this is neither situation.
dmb seems to be regressing as opposed to getting better. i don't get that.
i've been forced to hear damn near everything the man has ever done. that being said, there's worse stuff out there, not alot, but some.
creed shows??? where did that come from?? oh, right. a dmb fan. noted.
as for indie-smug-sonic-youth comment...uh, ok. i will.
and i'll enjoy it, ya know why? cuz it's not dmb. and no, it's not always the greatest thing since the bread maker, it's at least a step above the medicority that is dmb.
zing-splash.

eded, Friday, 14 February 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

13 million birthday presents from mom&dad? Its the reason I have a Hootie cd.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 18:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just listened to "The Maker". It's quite good. You're all mental.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Quiet you! Next your going to proclaim the grebtness of Goddo.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, what's wrong with this? He seems like a very good singer, the musicianship is flawless, the melody and arrangement are perfectly constructed. It may be a little corny but no worse in that regard than Peter Gabriel or something.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Far more impressive than the Hip, BTW.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think your comparing mom and dad's hand me down minivan to Gabriel's Land Rover

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 19:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

This live jam of "Bartender" is really boring though. I listened to four other live tracks and nothing was as good as "The Maker" so maybe it was a fluke. Why the fuck are these people applauding?

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

cause they're stoned?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

or someone on stage just did a really nice jester?

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

or someone on stage just did a really nice jester?

Dan to thread!

Curtis Stephens, Friday, 14 February 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dan outted in hackey sack back stage shocker at intermission.

Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 14 February 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Listen to "Crush" off BTCS.

ilikedmb, Friday, 14 February 2003 22:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

GODDAMMIT!!!

At least it's not as bad as Gwen 'n' Moby though.

Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 19:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

(Dave Matthews performing w/Blue Man Group.. you'll have to scroll down to find it)

Curtis Stephens, Sunday, 16 February 2003 19:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dear Mrs Sinker,

Further to your question about Dave Matthew’s Band I will attempt to explain why people generally don’t like them and also why these people do not tend to like people who like DMB.

The normal complaint that is levelled at DMB is that they are boring. In this context boring means that they conform (and this is an important word), and their music conforms, to ordinary well worn structures (personally: gruff male archetypes, drummer, bassist, guitarist, singer – normal band structure; musically: verse chorus verse, like say ordinary, eg, Meatloaf songs of the 1970s – dirge is a word which comes up often) made with well worn sounds (over-emoting, brillo-pad vocals, which is to say it sounds like he has nodules on his vocal cords and so sounds a bit rough, like his voice has been sand-papered – trad is another word which comes up). People conflate these two conceptions of ‘ordinary’ (sounds and structures) found in the band’s music with the band’s image to help them paint the band as super-ordinary. Essentially, they are aggressively normal.

(I guess one of the reasons people dislike people who like DMB is for this subscription to aggressive normalness: they perceive that they DMB fans haven’t made a conscious choice because they perceive that they aren’t questioning and that they are automatons.)

Also, Mrs Sinker, a large deal of the antipathy towards DMB fans is brought along to the table by the fact that the people who, statistically, turn out to be DMB fans are also of a group that ‘us’ people don’t like: jocks. So again there is a conflation of images. We end up merging jocks and DMB fans, attributing DMB fans with jock characteristics and vice versa and obviously this bleeds into our perception of the band because at some point or other people forget how to dissociate band from fan. And it doesn’t really help when DM looks like a fan of DMB.

A part of the anger is frustration that music which is similar but slightly ‘better’ (ie different, newer guitar music which isn’t re-tracing old routes, bands with silly names like Man or Astroman? Oxes [note: not Oxen, and no definite article], Shellac) doesn’t get the audience – this is fed by a belief that the DMB fans haven’t listened to our bands and that if they did they would like them. It’s a sort of distrust because we think that they’ve heard DMB liked them alright and thought we don’t need any more music in our life so stopped there. If this is true then it would display a value that we do not know how to handle as of yet: (1) there is an endpoint to music absorption and (2) there is an endpoint to a questing attitude.

Now, I know your son is fond of ‘have fun starting arguments’ which is in direct quarrel with number (2) there so if he can verify that that is part of the distrust and if he’s willing to say it is valid distrust then we might have nailed DMB fans a little, but of course we can’t cast them all into this giant great swirling vortex. Also, it would still leave the problem of finding reasons to hate the band.

I hope this clears some of the trouble you were experiencing up Mrs Sinker. Please pass my regards onto your son.

Yours sincerely,

Dh.

Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 16 February 2003 22:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

:::yawn:::

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 17 February 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

mrs sinket to thread! she must!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 17 February 2003 11:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

1. Band solos indiscriminately throughout each & every song. 2. Drummer has no dynamics and won't quit showing off. 3. The lyrics don't call for the kind of roaring Matthews insists on doing. 4. Fans cheer at all the wrong moments. 5. Saxophones eat shit, especially those tootly-faux-New Orleans saxes his songs are full of. 5. It's not improvising if you practice that way every time. 6. Sorry, Evan and you other fans, I haven't met a fan of theirs yet I can get along with, even on a passing basis. I like to think you'd be the exception. I used to think Phish fans were the same people, but I get along pretty well with them, and no longer hate Phish.

matt riedl (veal), Monday, 17 February 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

This live jam of "Bartender" is really boring though. I listened to four other live tracks and nothing was as good as "The Maker" so maybe it was a fluke.

I believe that "The Maker" is Daniel Lanois' song, sometimes called "Eyes of the Maker." The Jerry Garcia Band used to do a lovely version of it.

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

i hate dmb too but to say the drummer doesnt have dynamics is pretty silly

chaki (chaki), Monday, 17 February 2003 23:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

FWIW, i did say that i'd rather listen to DMB than Sigur Ros (and you can add GYBE! too), which puts me in the same league as Sterling i suppose.

i also have no time for any of DMB, SR, or GYBE!, which puts me in the same league as Ned. why waste yer time on crap?

Tad (llamasfur), Friday, 21 February 2003 04:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe that "The Maker" is Daniel Lanois' song, sometimes called "Eyes of the Maker." The Jerry Garcia Band used to do a lovely version of it.

Oh. In that case the DMB suck ass and you're all justified in hating them.

sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 21 February 2003 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yall are a bunch of ignorant sluts...each band member are very talented muscians....tell me, what are yalls fav. bands?

FUCKYALL, Sunday, 23 February 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Dave matthews Fans that i know love Hootie & The Blowfish and Phish, Think Spin Doctors were a great grunge band, They like Matchbox Twenty and think Meredith Brooks & Alannis Morrissette are 'Alternative and edgy'
how the hell can something as safe as Meredith Brooks be alternative is beyond me. Oh i forgotm shes got endorsements by fellow musos like Dave Matthews! *shudders*
Ive never net a DMB fan with good taste.
DMB are the Huey Lewis & The News of the 90's and 00's.

Evan Seinfeld, Sunday, 23 February 2003 11:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

My favorite bands are Husker Du, Smiths, Joy Division, Shellac, Big Black, Killing Joke, Massive Attack, Underworld,Flaming Lips, Spiritualized.
Whats yours FUCKYALL?

Evan Seinfeld, Sunday, 23 February 2003 11:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

All indie rock sucks. Open your minds to the genius of Meredith and Dave Matthews. I wish they would collaborate. She should produce the next DMB.
Killing Joke? arent they the dodgy 80s goth band? hahahhaa.

brent davies, Sunday, 23 February 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

''arent they the dodgy 80s goth band?''

hehehe...I demand Alex in NYC posts to this thread!

''Open your minds to the genius of Meredith and Dave Matthews.''

TROLL!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 23 February 2003 14:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

TROLL! ?
Am i not entitled to an opinion? I got a link to this board from a friend on a DMB message board. As far as i know i dont exist in fairy tale form under a bridge.
Dave & Meredith rock in my opinion. Who cares if you dont agree with me. Just respect the fact i have an opinion. No need to call me names. (FYI i know what a troll is innetspeak)
bye.

brent davies, Sunday, 23 February 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

As far as i know i dont exist in fairy tale form under a bridge.

Ontological Crises Anonymous to thread!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 23 February 2003 17:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

"Killing Joke? arent they the dodgy 80s goth band? hahahhaa."

I'm way too tired, achey and hungover to respond to this properly, but surely the opinions of a zealous DMB fan are moot anyway, right?

In any case, FUCK YOU, you squirming, corpse-felching MAGGOT!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 23 February 2003 17:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

''TROLL! ?''

I was only joking (and this is a 'joke' around these boards).

actually I should have just asked: why do u think DMB is way better than say, ''all indie rock''?

alex in NYC's ans is very pretty.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 23 February 2003 21:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't believe Mrs Sinker didn't come on. I don't think my explanation was particularly good or insightful. But it was an attempt.

Cozen (Cozen), Sunday, 23 February 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link


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