Dave Matthews Band : Name Your Reasons Why They Are So Bad & Hated.

There wouldn't be an internet if you deleted all the people writing bad things about someone.

Not much, frankly. About ten minutes. It's been great fun, too!

DMB IN HONOURING THE FIRE SHOCKAH!

I like DMB, The Verve, Tool, Coldplay, Grotus, Haujobb, Nine Inch Nails, The Ocean Blue, Aphex Twin, David Mead, The Stone Roses, Happy Mondays, Charlatans UK, Ride, The Dandy Warhols, Killing Joke, Stabbing Westward, Underworld, The Prodigy, DJ Cam, UNKLE, The New Deal, Bela Fleck and the Flecktones, Tim Reynolds, Bruce Hornsby, Sting, Ministry, The Cure, Fields of the Nephilim, The Mission, Tori Amos, Autechre, Mike Oldfield, Jean-Michel Jarre, The Orb, to name but a few.

OK, I'm off now.

this is the what the future shall refer to as 'smart-art' which will come to mean- people that looked beyond the context of merely bashing an idea/thing/person and went into the realm of complete absurdity. therefore transcending the original horrible idea/thing/person being bashed and made the bashing of bashing more fun that the original idea/thing/person. seeing only what it was before them and the tools available to achieve this were txt and img related, they managed to convey an idea so universal and supported that google had no choice but to accept that DMB Suck and ARE so bad&hated.
and as we all know, when the TimeWarner/AOL/Google-lords took over, this was one they're most favored creations...

thusly, the txt's and img's were printed in gold-leaf and embossed on virgin catepillar silk made into the finest paper-esque substances available, and distributed amongst the peoples so that they, too, might know of the exquisite hilarity that was DMB+his fans trying vainly to turn other's well formed and also well based opinions.
run on sentences were all included and extended by taking out all punctunation...

of course, Nick and Buzz will be regarded as the architects of this brave new art movment!

i was really kinda hoping that'd draw in some more googlers...
meh.
guess i'll wait for the next wave.

:-(

you know, you think this thread couldn't possibly have anything left to give, and then you get something as awesome as this

Gravedigger?

I know. Just amazing.

Dave Matthews is innocuous.

He isn't "exciting" or "original" or even "good" per se. But his music isn't really that offensive either. it just sort of exists. Like radishes or minor league baseball teams or the Family Feud with the guy from Home Improvement hosting.

He was a little nicer to this one but it's still funny:

Under the Table and Dreaming [RCA, 1994]
Popular groundswells do vary in discernment, as students of jogging, nail care salons, and tax limits know. Like his homeboy and forebear Bruce Hornsby, Matthews jams politely. His instrumentation invokes classical, jazz, and bluegrass niceties. And although one can understand the deep-seated impatience with agony-as-entertainment his renown reflects, he's as bland as a tofu sandwich. C+

Glad we're on the same page.

man, freedom ain't what it used to be...and sure as shit ain't what it was....
long live this thread!!!
3 yrs and counting...lost steam but hey....glory unto it.

c'mon, people! the new DMB touring season's just around the corner...
we need to whip this thread into shape.
first, squat thrusts, then, free wieghts.