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easiest one from today's guardian: MP teased about mad rush (8)

ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

(my clues are all shitty anagrams--FEEL MY CRYPTIC SHAME!)

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

stampede

k/l (Ken L), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

You need something in the clue to indicate that "race" is an anagram, also the f's not "in", it's "at the start of".

Did you see where I said "it's shit"?

Oh and I'm assuming you don't have an 'a' in your name...

Onimo (GerryNemo), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

He'd be incredible if he weren't so fucked up. (3-1)

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 14 December 2005 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Huk-L (excellent clue, Casuistry)

Onimo, I was being helpful, or so I thought. I have never made a crossword clue up in my life, and wouldn't even attempt to due to my woeful lack of imagination - I'm just jealous of those who can do so and put me to shame, and doing my usual crappy thing of pointing out the speck of dust in another's eye before removing the plank in my own :)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 15 December 2005 00:28 (eighteen years ago) link

A cryptic pedant is snaking through Alabama. (5)

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha :)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 15 December 2005 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know why I can only come up with clues for people (or the board at large).

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 00:43 (eighteen years ago) link

Shrink turns wife into mountain (8)

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 December 2005 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Please explain the huk-l clue to my tired and rusty brain.

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 09:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Anagram of 'hulk'. Who is incredible.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 09:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Sweet.

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Jungfrau?

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 10:21 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh my god. Is it Jungfrau?

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 11:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Pending that adjudication:
Blair goes around and about in church, that is, for festive treat (5,3)

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Mince pie!

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 11:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Yup!

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 11:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Can this be a joint effort, because I haven't worked it out either yet:

Erif (8)

(From today's Araucaria)

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok I know it now. Carry on!

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Surely backfire or fireback or something - at least one of those may be a word. xpost obv.

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah I thought fireback. Though it could equally be backfire. Shit.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Reminds me of a variation on an old chestnut that was posted earlier:
ONMLKJIH (9)

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:13 (eighteen years ago) link

backwater

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Ok, I don't get that and I didn't get HIJKLMNO either :(

Oh wait yes I do. H to O. H2O. Right.

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 12:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, it was Jungfrau. That was a homebrew clue.

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 December 2005 13:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Why the "turns"?

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 14:09 (eighteen years ago) link

So... who's up? Onimo?

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Messed up time for the short generation to get together (7)

(man that's bad, sorry again ailsa)

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

meeting?

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I GOT IT. but I don't have the brain power to come up with a clue. So I'll keep quiet.

xpost

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:49 (eighteen years ago) link

meeting, yes.

Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 15 December 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I can't come up with my own clues either. But if Huk doesn't want to go I'll just keeping ripping off Araucaria. Is there copyright on clues? Oh well:

Appeal to teacher as to existence of deity? (6)

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it is Osiris...

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Yep :)

Archel (Archel), Thursday, 15 December 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Not bad, although O for out for appeal is a bit of a stretch. As is this:

(His) specious argument for confused, pointless cause is trouble (9)

ledge (ledge), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

I was more bothered by the "sir" part, of course.

If that clue is for what I think it is, then it might be a stretch, because I can't quite put it together. An "e" too many, maybe?

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

My addled brain can't work that out at all, but would "pointless" mean that a compass point i.e. "E" isn't there, solving the mystery of Casuistry's extra "e"? Apologies if this is way off the mark.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 15 December 2005 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Then where does the Y come in?

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't even know what the answer is! I was just randomly dissecting bits of clue.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I just worked it out! Can't quite do why either though :(

NO HINT PLZ

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

That's about as far is I got, too.

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

could trouble just mean "try"?

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:07 (eighteen years ago) link

My last was an xpost, I get it now. I think the clue is fine, except for the "(His)" maybe.

k/l (Ken L), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

God, I am teh dumb. Yes, clue seems OK to me as well (now that brain has caught up with normality after being stuck at work all day)

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 15 December 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh ah, "try". Like "trying times". Ah!

Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Does this mean I get the next clue? Sweet.

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Lack a swarthy heart, sticking with Windows (4)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 15 December 2005 23:20 (eighteen years ago) link

(also how do I explain cryptic crosswords in a letter to an american school I am recommending a kid to? "british-style cryptic riddles" sounds daft.)

Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:01 (eighteen years ago) link

They're called "cryptic crosswords" here. If the person doesn't know what that term means, however, good luck trying to explain it to them!

Casuistry (Chris P), Friday, 16 December 2005 00:06 (eighteen years ago) link


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