Guys who stare really ostentatiously at a girl's ass after she passes him on the sidewalk

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Apparently there is some HILARIOUS scene at the beginning of Beauty Shop where Q.L. says, "Damn, my ass looks big today" - then slaps it and says, "THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT!" or something equally GREAT. Taxi was awesome even though I never saw it.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Hitler has nasitol.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Queen Latifah doing this tired ass monologue is still better than another assy movie where Cameron Diaz shakes her severely un-ass like ass to a camp 80s hit.

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

That second Alizee pic! I retract earlier statements.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Go see Downfall. No ass but seriously how the fuck are any of you going to sit through Beauty Shop? It looks AWFUL.

― Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:19 (nineteen years ago) link

How could I forget Alizee's ass???

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Ally, you are crazy, it looks so good!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I feel that Beauty Shop is the kind of movie I'm not even invited to.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

I believe the quote from the movie is as follows:

Latifah: "Do these pants make my butt look big?"
Girl: "Yeah dey do."
Latifah: *slyly* "Gooood."

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:30 (nineteen years ago) link

That sounds like a recent Twix commercial (featuring a girl and her beau), except the guy (who obv. wants to say "THEY SURE DO HUN") answers by stuffing Twix in his mouth & mumbling.

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I cannot communicate with an ass. Perhaps this is a failing, on my part.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:49 (nineteen years ago) link

maybe you just haven't found the right ass that would open up to you.

― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Funny, gabbneb, I remember you communicating with a lot of them during the election last fall.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

THAT IS NOT AN INVITATION FOR GOATSCE PIX DAN PERRY

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 1 April 2005 18:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay, I so was not going there.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(Because I was thinking tubgirl, hah)

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know what tubgirl is but there is a certain pic i was expecting to surface sooner or later on this thread, Dan Perry.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

Folks, if you like the dancing mami upthread then you need to watch some Univision. There's lots of that going on.

Que Viva El Culo!!

― Jay Vee (Manon_70), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:09 (nineteen years ago) link

don't ASK about tubgirl

― Airtube (nordicskilla), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:10 (nineteen years ago) link

D: Doing a Lynndie

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:14 (nineteen years ago) link

girls who stare ostentatiously at a guy's "package" as he approaches her on the sidewalk ... C/D

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:15 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost

Um, excuse me but Sarah did ask upthread for pics of guys with nice asses and I have yet to see ANY getting posted, what's the deal ya'll?

― Drew Daniel (Drew Daniel), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I googled tubgirl. I hope you people are happy.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't find a picture of D3r3k J3t3r's ass to show Sarah!!

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

I googled tubgirl. I hope you people are happy.

I am!

― The Ghost of HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:28 (nineteen years ago) link

You leave me no choice then.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v622/dysign/ilx/dansbutts.jpg

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm so sorry, Drew.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:31 (nineteen years ago) link

POP ROCKS BUTT PLUG anyone?

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, the lack of man-ass here is really not cool, all things considered.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:34 (nineteen years ago) link

I googled tubgirl as well.

Fuck. You.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:35 (nineteen years ago) link

I was on the thread when tubgirl was posted. I remember the lines of the pic slowly coming up on my screen. Then I chickened out at the last second and Xed out of the page.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:37 (nineteen years ago) link

let us never speak of this again, PLEASE.

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

(tubgirl, not ass. thanks for your kind consideration)

― Matos-Webster Dictionary (M Matos), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, the lack of man-ass here is really not cool, all things considered

*sigh* Well, it is a thread about staring at a girl's ass.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:38 (nineteen years ago) link

You all have never heard of tub-girl?

I should invite you all over to my lemon party sometime.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Sarah, trust me -- J3t3r has a fine fine fine ass. Google him and you'll see some side shots of him in action.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I wonder what kind of pants tubgirl wears, when she wears pants.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:40 (nineteen years ago) link

plastic, obv.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I think a person who starts a thread should have the ability to FOREVER DELETE the thread when it goes HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:41 (nineteen years ago) link

I can send you guys the pop rocks buttplug movie....

― absolutego (ex machina), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

And the person who started ILX?

xpost

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

TOM, DELETE ILX PLS

BUT LEAVE THE ALIZEE GIFS THX

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:49 (nineteen years ago) link

AND WHAT OF THE PEOPLE WHO CREATED DA INTERNET?

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I blame that bastard God.

― sunburned and snowblind (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:51 (nineteen years ago) link

GOD, DELETE TECHNOLOGY PLS

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 1 April 2005 19:54 (nineteen years ago) link

did another google search, with interesting results.

ihttp://www.angelfire.com/realm/buttism/Butt06.jpg

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:02 (nineteen years ago) link

I went on a date a couple of weeks ago with a girl who kept checking out other girls' asses as they walked by. C in that context, at least.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Julia's butt links:

http://www.angelfire.com/realm/buttism/buttism04.html

― wow. (kenan), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Trying to get back on track...

R. Crumb to thread!

― Austin Still (Austin, Still), Friday, 1 April 2005 20:07 (nineteen years ago) link

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