Spider-Man: The Musical, music by U2

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Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 12:54 (thirteen years ago) link

did the audience present the night of the most recent accident get their money back, i wonder?

probably not, because even though they didn't make it to the end, I'm sure Julie Taymor will argue that the first three preview shows didn't even have an ending.....

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

A friend of mine was in that audience (and tweeted about it like a fiend for 24 hours) and no, I don't believe they got their money back.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link

No one's been getting their money back, because these shows have all be retroactively declared previews. Which is just one more facet of the royal scam.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

yea I know it's previews -- I'm not so sure all the paying audience does though, which is part of the problem.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i think there's too much money involved/to be made for this to jump the tracks now

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:07 (thirteen years ago) link

with the nut being one million a week, I'm not so sure there is a lot of money to be made. The show has extremely negative word of mouth, and while in general "there is no such thing as bad publicity", there are limits to that.

They'd have to be at near capacity almost nightly, and not many shows that aren't Lion King and/or Wicked are capable of that.

I'm sure they're not going to quit right now at this moment, but the idea of opening day happening seems less likely to me. If the cast is really as unhappy as they sounded in the report, I don't doubt we'll start to see attrition and people fleeing to other projects.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

and if they do get to Opening Night, they will almost surely be lambasted by Ben Brantley, who isn't quite powerful enough to kill a show with his pen like his predecessors, but well can weaken it significantly nonetheless.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

they've made a million a week in previews!

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

and there's already been attrition and people running to other projects; doesn't seem to have deterred the thing from stumbling on

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost I know, but that isn't necessarily a predictor of long-term success. Experts are already predicting that Spidy would have to run for years to even begin to make a profit, and that's a tough fate no matter what type of show you are.

Critically panned crap has succeeded before (hello Mamma Mia), but it didn't begin its run with a sea of controversy like this either. Nor did Wicked. I don't think this show could run for years, there's too many x-factors, such as the safety concerns, and the fact that people are pointing out that beyond the spectacle, it's a pretty terrible show that even many Spidy fanboys are trashing.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

ie, the general public isn't even liking what they're seeing.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

The spokesman, Rick Miramontez, categorically denied a media report that “Spider-Man” had been shut down indefinitely. “Absolutely false,” Mr. Miramontez said shortly after 5 p.m. on Wednesday. “The performance is on for tomorrow night.”

Rick "Several Feet" Miramontez

would like a calmer set (Eazy), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

regarding the attrition, some attrition doesn't hurt because they have understudies, but if a significant number of principals walk at the same time, it could have a devastating effect and might require more cancellations. also worth noting is that they are now in previews, whereas much of the aforementioned attrition happened before that stage.

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Wednesday, 22 December 2010 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely, though, with most of the money now spent, they'd keep it running as long as they could not to make a profit, but to diminish the losses

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 December 2010 00:11 (thirteen years ago) link

But, you know, fuck this show anyway

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 23 December 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

You know if they keep up this controversy then they can just keep doing disastrous sell out shows to NYC audiences who want to go and see if anything crazy will happen tonight that they can blog about.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 23 December 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

two years from now it will be revealed that this was the masterplan all along

Bitch, it cold outside!!! BURR (San Te), Thursday, 23 December 2010 02:25 (thirteen years ago) link

On Sunday, Ms. Mendoza wrote on her Facebook page that she was grateful to be down to two nausea tablets and four painkillers per day to cope with her concussion.

Looks like Taymor cancelled a public interview. Because she's so busy, LOL. At least they're offering refunds to that.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 30 December 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Over a year late!

From the novel "Spinster Dinner" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 14 January 2011 17:29 (thirteen years ago) link

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748704803604576077940743813136.html

One key element the show is still hammering out: the ending. Producers intend to replace the $65 million show's temporary finale—a scrim unfurling to reveal an image of Spider-Man—with a more elaborate scene, Mr. Cohl said. "The actual ending that we have planned is still not in the show," he said. "Nobody's seen it—including us, by the way."

da croupier, Friday, 14 January 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

How can you say shit like that while charging full price for tickets

da croupier, Friday, 14 January 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

cuz it's America 2011?

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 January 2011 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

see New Yorker cover, btw

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 January 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

This may the first Broadway production to make record money during its previews and then flop when it goes live. Assuming they ever land that pesky, elusive ending, that is. Might I suggest lighting the cast on fire? It worked for Metallica.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 January 2011 18:41 (thirteen years ago) link

not really thinking this will ever open

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 January 2011 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Waiting for Doc Ock

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 January 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Taymor should try her hand at a musical adaptation of "The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie" next.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 January 2011 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

wld be great if it turned out steve ditko was carrying out a phantom-of-the-opera-like vendetta against this

Ward Fowler, Friday, 14 January 2011 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

they should announce new untested scenes every so many weeks, the way other shows have "8 weeks only!" stuntcasting

da croupier, Friday, 14 January 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

or combine the two. "Bono to be flung across stage until April 13th!"

da croupier, Friday, 14 January 2011 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

U2 must be scrambling to make a new album to release a month after this opens/closes.

like launch the globs and strands (Eazy), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @forks

ex-heroin addict tricycle (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 14 January 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/stage/2011/jan/26/spider-man-musical

piscesx, Thursday, 27 January 2011 02:08 (thirteen years ago) link

against the producers' wishes, all the NY papers have run reviews today...so, it officially stinks.

http://theater.nytimes.com/2011/02/08/theater/reviews/spiderman-review.html?hp

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

There is also the Geek Chorus (Gideon Glick, Jonathan Schwartz, Mat Devine, Alice Lee), a quartet of adolescent comic-book devotees, who would appear to be either creating or commenting on the plot, but in any case serve only to obscure it even further. They discuss the heady philosophical implications of Spider-Man’s identity while making jokes in which the notion of free will is confused with the plot of the movie “Free Willy.”

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Good for the papers, fuck the producers trying to tell them to wait.

It's not their fault the opening has been delayed so many times...besides, you're charging full price for tickets, fans deserve to have a professional opinion to guide them.

So glad Brantley did this one, he has a knack for insulting duck shows.

door to door legume salesman (San Te), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Also gates/capacity has been on the decline for Spidy too.

While the NYT doesn't carry the weight it once did with the theatre community, this review will do damage, and to that I say...good.

Give these actors Purple Hearts, a hefty severance package, and free them from career suicide...save that for the production team!

door to door legume salesman (San Te), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

My guess would be that the critics community didn't care for the way this idiot enterprise was becoming the face of Broadway, and after the endless postponements they united to hasten its demise. LIKE SUPERHEROES!

kind of shrill and very self-righteous (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Be great if they updated their marquee with the one rave review they've received so far...from Glenn Beck.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved that Ben Brantley review, particularly this Luther Ingram moment:

Because only when things go wrong in this production does it feel remotely right

Borad Brains (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"The songs by Bono and the Edge ... blur into a sustained electronic twang of varying volume, increasing and decreasing in intensity, like a persistent headache."

fact checking cuz, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

So how is that different from... oh, never mind.

T.V.O.D Party (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds like the best stuff they've done in years

Tom D (Lenin's his feir and Liebknecht's his mate) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link


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