The ILC Favourite Characters Of All Time

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It's TOM 3WWWWWWWWING: THE OTHER!

He was diagnosed w/ the bird flu & killed by Tarkus! Now he must choose between The Business Professional and The Interweb Mentalist! And this choice will affect him FOREVER (because he'll be getting a new costume, and fancy new powers)!

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 24 January 2006 18:52 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
Little did they know, he meant Christmas of 2006!

c(''c) (Leee), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 00:29 (eighteen years ago) link

I forgot we hadn't finished this.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still not sure we actually started.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Tuesday, 14 March 2006 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Only 34 more to go.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 03:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Where do I vote? Was Jerry Cornelius nominated?

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 15:13 (eighteen years ago) link

GET ONE TIME MACHINE.

aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

But I don't want to get beaten up by badly-costumed re-renderings of my favorite personages from 20 years in the future or 400 years in the past.

TOMBOT, Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

34. Jerry Cornelius

One one person voted, but gave all his points to Jerry Cornelius before cryptically saying he was off to kill Hitler's grandparents. However he did not finish the sentence because his hand was fading away.

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 15 March 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
So, um, could we at least find out who would have been number one?

chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Saturday, 1 April 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

If it's not Charlie motherfuckin' Brown, I'm gonna cold get wild ill on some fool.

Austin Still (Austin, Still), Saturday, 1 April 2006 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

if calvin's dad isn't top 5 there's something wrong somewhere!!

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 1 April 2006 23:08 (eighteen years ago) link

great thread...so far. but where is brother power the geek?

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 2 April 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Don't fret, we'll be done by 2007.
-- chap who would dare to thwart the revolution (joe.goode...) (webmail), September 29th, 2005. (chap) (link)


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Looks like Chap was right here.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 2 April 2006 12:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm beginning to worry I might've been overly opyimistic.

chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Sunday, 2 April 2006 13:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Grebtings good ILC denizzens! I have come back in time to stop teh assassination of Maddoxx Jolie-Pitt-Aniston-Kutcher, who will grow up to become teh most respected elder statesman in American politix in the fight against Supreme Cyberlord A1ex Ross, circa 2047!

And seeing your current quagmire, I take pity and have communiqued with teh Time Variance Authority, and they have given me approval to reveal teh results!

34. Spawn

This beloved character ushered in teh OH NO TEH LIEFELD BOTS ARE HERE TO STOP MY MISSIO---BZZZZzzzzz.

Kirby Tittor (Leee), Sunday, 2 April 2006 18:17 (eighteen years ago) link

33. Jing Lorean
http://www.comictreadmill.com/CTMBlogarchives/images/IdentityCrisis7.jpg

Huk-L (Huk-L), Thursday, 6 April 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

NOT A DREAM! NOT A HOAX!

34. Robert Crumb (assorted comics by Robert Crumb)

78 points

http://www.fantagraphics.com/artist/crumb/crumb_splash.jpg

Like a lot of great comics creators, Crumb is a mix of genius and crank in varying proportions. Unlike many, he's rarely sought to turn his obsessions into any kind of philosophy - in fact the niggling baseness of the stuff that "gets him going" seems to be what drives a lot of his work. Crumb's placing of his stylised self at the heart of his sex stories is often what stops him turning into just a fetish artist: the lack of distance gives his work a grubby vigour that's grotesque and sympathetic at the same time. And when the Crumb horn dies down his grumpy autobiog vignettes and nerd-joy blues obsessions can still trounce most 'personal' comics.

Greatest Moment: I'll leave that to the experts.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Greatest moment is definitely Kafka for Beginners. I'd call that a magnum opus of sorts for Crumb.

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Hooray!

Vic is OTM, although Mr. Natural's pretty great as well.

chap who would dare to tell uninteresting celeb spotting stories (chap), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

Well yeah but is Crumb the character in either of those? That's what we're talking about!

(I can forgive people for not remembering what this poll was about, I admit.)

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:03 (eighteen years ago) link

So are Tom & I the Liefeld & McFarlane of ILC polls?

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Who's Jing Lorean?

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 19:02 (eighteen years ago) link

The Bizarro Mrs. Atom Who Has Brainprints On Her Shoes.

Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

How come no one nominated her?

Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Because Identity Crisis #7 wasn't out during the nomination process!

c(''c) (Leee), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

tom i could've sworn i sent you a comment on crumb! sadly it looks like i didn't keep a copy of it.

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I did my usual quick search but I didn't see anything, maybe it was buried lower down in your email :( I will have another look and repost tomorrow.

Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

JD on RC!!! (sorry JD)

"Crumb’s only real character was himself; only the
hilarious sharpster Mr Natural came close to having a
life apart from his creator. Crumb’s early attempts at
self-analysis now seem dated and self-indulgent, but
by the ‘80s he’d evolved into a great artist, fully
capable of stepping back to fully appreciate his own
nature – that of a rather unpleasant and neurotically
self-absorbed man."

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

33. The Thing (Fantastic Four)

(81 points)

http://www.gamerevolution.com/oldsite/games/ps2/action/fantastic_four_ben_grimm.jpg

"Great visuals, and balances angst and gags better than any Marvel hero." (Pete)

"It breaks my heart to say this considering how much I love Jack Kirby, but was there ever a more annoying whiner in the entire history of comics? Get over it already!" (JD)

The Thing is the finest example of a particular Kirby type - the tough reg'lar guy who Gets Things Done. Think Dum Dum Dugan or Terrible Turpin, and then give them rocks. Muscular, street-level, simply heroic, he's almost like the last Golden Age hero as well as one of the lynchpins of the Marvel Age - though the "why am I a monster?" plot could really have done with being dropped after FF#51, rather than remaining as fallback characterisation ever since. He's also a bullshit detector and a guide to the outlandish, and almost any time he's in a 'serious' story his character doesn't work - what more could you ask for?

Greatest Moment: "I know everybody loves "This man, this monster", but to me, the best-written Ben Grimm would be the one Mark Waid did, especially in the last issue of his run. That issue also features my favorite Reed Richards ever." (iodine)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

he's also JEWISH!!!

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Would've thought Ben would be higher. Reed best not beat him.

chap who would dare to be a stone cold thug (chap), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Two jews in a row!

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

There are still 6 more (if I've got my who-created-whats right) Kirby characters to come.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:17 (eighteen years ago) link

32. Jessica Jones (Alias)

(82 points)

http://pc59te.dte.uma.es/cdb/series/max/bitmaps/jessicajones.jpg

"Hard smoking, hard drinking, lumpily drawn." (Pete)

Greatest moment: "Explaining that she can fly, yeah, she's just always had some trouble landing..." (Douglas Wolk)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Goody Rickels!

xpost

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not able to provide any commentary on Jessica J, really. From the issues of The Pulse I read she seemed nice enough!

I like Reed more than Ben btw.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Those are great succinct comments on J.J.

Ben Grimm is Jewish? That never occurred to me.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.adherents.com/lit/comics/images/Thing_01.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I thought that was all one panel and Ben and Other Character were playing some kind of tabletop game!

Black panel borders: dud.

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

haha!

still... greatest comic book punchline ever?

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Man, two in a row. I should describe Marvel characters for a livin'.

Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:18 (eighteen years ago) link

31. Dr Manhattan (Watchmen)

(83 points)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/DrManhattan.jpg

Alan Moore's take on a cosmically powered supercharacter is at heart a standard what-is-this-thing-called-emotion story arc (tho with a last issue twist of sorts) but Dr M is so well realised you hardly care. His mechanistic perspective on the universe maps nicely onto the hyperformalism of Watchmen, and what's more he was naked for pretty much the whole series.

Greatest Moment: "Watchmen #4 in its entirety" (Vic F)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:35 (eighteen years ago) link

still... greatest comic book punchline ever?

Haha, yes.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:37 (eighteen years ago) link

A quick refresher course now we're (ahem) halfway through

60. Opus
59. Roy Race
58. Corto Maltese
57. Martian Manhunter
56. Guy Gardner (Giffen/DeM)
55. Spider-Man (Dan Slott)
54. Acid Archie
53. Manhog
52. Mo
51. Black Lois Lane
50. Spider Jerusalem
49. Optimus Prime
48. Flex Mentallo
47. Marv
46. Darkseid
45. Hellboy
44. Mek-Quake
43. Tharg The Mighty
42. Mona Lisa Ludacristits
41. A Homosexual
40. Cassidy
39. Tara Chace
38. Robotman (Grant M)
37. Wally West Flash
36. Astoria
35. Emma Frost
34. Robert Crumb
33. The Thing
32. Jessica Jones
31. Dr Manhattan

"Stand by" for #30 on!

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll be holding my breath.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Do I have time to make popcorn?

Huk-L (Huk-L), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"Back in the Spring"

Vic F (Vic Fluro), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Still no Bibbo.

Chuck_Tatum (Chuck_Tatum), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago) link

I like the artwork for Jessica Jones, I think, and know nothing about the character or series. School me, if needed, please.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 22:43 (eighteen years ago) link


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