Which film critics do you trust (if any?)

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how the fuck did you know cia dudes name

oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

"eugene kittridge"

oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

pukey cia employee is awesome too - he shd play jimmy corrigan

oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

the cast wasn't aware that they were filming the bit where Tom Cruise shows off his sleight of hand trickery to Jean Reno and Reno tells him, "try any of that with me and i'll cut your throat"

gear (gear), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:51 (eighteen years ago) link

because he pretty much played the same character in clear and present danger!

gear (gear), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i want him manning a radar tower in alaska!!! mail him his clothes!!!

oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

i thank dude for redeeming the name ethan in the 90s after that dickhead ethan hawke

oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:52 (eighteen years ago) link

90% of rap cats when i tell em my name - "oh shit like ethan hunt?!?!?!"

oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:53 (eighteen years ago) link

from this point on.... absolute silence!!!!!!!!

oooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:54 (eighteen years ago) link

wake up clare!!! jims dead!!!!!! dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theyre all DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ooooh, Friday, 2 December 2005 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Ethan Allen!

http://worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/namerica/usstates/aaposter/allen.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:55 (eighteen years ago) link

he did a slight roxbury head nod with each "dead!"

gear (gear), Friday, 2 December 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

dude reminds me of marcys husband from married with children

oooh, Saturday, 3 December 2005 00:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Cheshire was so good in NY Press; does he have another gig?

Met him at a party recently, I believe he's writing reviews for his hometown newspaper in North Carolina or Texas somewhere. Nice guy.

Can music criticism RUIN music like film criticism can?

ask gear

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 3 December 2005 13:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Armond White reviews are the ones where he basically reviews other reviews of the same film.

Armond White, Secret ILXor!

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 December 2005 19:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Does Haskell have a regular job? The only thing I've seen of hers recently was the joint interview with Sarris in Stop Smiling.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Saturday, 3 December 2005 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

It's Vogue that I recall being her base... this site seems to indicate she's not the house critic anywhere:

http://mollyhaskell.com/


Eric H well worth reading, too:

http://cansesclasseled.com

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 December 2005 15:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Not sure if this has been linked to ILX before, but here are some pretty funny Siskel and Ebert outtakes:

http://www.rockandrollbadboy.com/videos/celebrities/siskel-and-ebert-argue/

darin (darin), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Siskel looks borderline shortbus with his hand-twistings, but Ebert is merciless.

Dr. M: I hardly trust myself.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 19:51 (eighteen years ago) link

After that Farley > Arbuckle comment, I shouldn't wonder! There are other virtues.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Edelstein has a tendency to summarily dismiss the work of directors he dislikes as people. Except for that, I admire and share his unsophisticated taste in films... er, movies.

M. V. (M.V.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

A seasonal treat -

Filmbrain on Cinemarati on White.

Chino (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

hah I like the canses page! stylish

dunno bout the opinions but I like the writing

cozen (Cozen), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 20:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Voight's real triumph is Anaconda.

-- gypsy mothra (meetm...), December 2nd, 2005.

OTM. the part where he winks after being regurgitated by the snake...my lord, it fills me with JOY just thinking about it.

latebloomer: The Corridor (Yes, The Corridor) (latebloomer), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

dunno bout the opinions but I like the writing

Haha... thanks; not to sound corny, but I'm much more concerned with people liking my writing than I am with people being interested in my opinions. That was the main reason I decided to do away with star ratings, et al.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 21:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Panning Batman and the Jerry Lewis feature bought you a year of goodwill in my house.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

putting a photo of pavel novotny (surely my favourite movie star) at the top of your "Stuck on You" review bought you a year of goodwill in mine!

jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Haha. I need to wrap up that whole "finding innappropriate screengrabs for blog-prehistory reviews-carried-over" thing. Pavel is the most inspiringly anti-type bottom evah.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

I finally saw Stuck on You last night! Kinnear is a really good actor, but the Farrellys really do let the sweetness kill the comedy sometimes -- which does not augur well for them remaking The Heartbreak Kid.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:34 (eighteen years ago) link

That undoubtedly explains why someone like me, who never found the Farrellys funny in the first place (exception: Kingpin), thinks their latest few films are a step up.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I never liked Mary (cept Matt Dillon) but did the Carrey/Zellweger one; I need to see Kingpin next.

That whole Bonnie & Clyde musical epilogue to Stuck is sorta Jerrylike-indulgent, in fact.

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:40 (eighteen years ago) link

And Meryl Streep is the stand in for Hedda Hopper.

Eric H. (Eric H.), Tuesday, 6 December 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

i've been reading j hoberman's 'the dream life'. it's really good, but it's not so much about films at all, it's a kind of screwy history of the sixties and early seventies. i think it started as some kind of kracauer-type project but thankfully went beyond that. i like hoberman, he can do funny.

i like the adrian martin/j-ro axis, but i suppose i less and less stay in the loop, foerign-langauge films wise. i don't really get a lot of the love going to, in recent years, taiwanese or chinese cinema, i don't get the 'metaphysical' aesthetic used in their support. so i don't feel that much trust for anyone.

Theorry Henry (Enrique), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 10:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I liked The Dream Life too.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 7 December 2005 12:15 (eighteen years ago) link

yes, she's a colleague and i'm biased. but hannah mcgill, who writes for the herald (you'll find her stuff in the "going out" section) is my favourite critic in the world ever.

a lot of this has to do with her having just filed 6,000 perfect words, on time, to my exact specs. but hey. like i say, i'm biased.

grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, the Dream Life is great. Hoberman is a perfect cultural historian because he actually cares about film as more than just a mass medium. Bridge of Light is great too.

C0L1N B... (C0L1N B...), Thursday, 8 December 2005 17:42 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
The NYT ratings guides are often amusing -- presumably Manohla Dargis wrote this herself?

"The New World" is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). There is some intense, bloodless violence and the beautiful underage lead actress may cause cardiac arrest among some viewers.

jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 24 December 2005 09:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Good to see some Damien Love, er, love upthread. He's excellent - really 70s Hollywood auteurs - good man.
His TV previews for the Sunday Herald are always entertaining. Seeing him rip into Catherine Tate and praising Dr Who to the nines was wonderful.
Hannah McGill is pretty reliable and can be enjoyably bitchy. Her demolition of The Family Stone was most enjoyable. She always gets rather excited when writing about Kirsten Dunst and Tomas Winterberg, which is fair enough, if a little disconcerting...
Anthony Lane is the bomb. Does he still write for New Yorker? I've got Nobody's Perfect, which is pretty much perfect. Best opening line of a film review ever: "What is Demi Moore for?"

Stew (logged out), Saturday, 24 December 2005 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

presumably Manohla Dargis wrote this herself?

yup, the critics write those lines. they are sometimes pretty funny.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 24 December 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i know Damien Love but i've never really liked his writing or agreed with his opinions much. fwiw i watched the catherine tate show for the first time (and with low expectations) the other night and thought it was hilarious.

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 December 2005 21:46 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah; he did his best work for uncut really I think; but that's probably just misremembering, selective memory and nostalgia at work... story of my life innit

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 24 December 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i've only read him in the list from a while back- maybe that's why? has there ever been anything worth reading in it?

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 24 December 2005 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

AO Scott's Rumor Has It review the other day:

"directed between naps by Rob Reiner"

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 25 December 2005 12:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Hey, don't knock it, that's how Hitchcock directed.

But still.

Redd Harvest (Ken L), Sunday, 25 December 2005 12:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"Damien Love did his best work for uncut"

Yeah, I recall a damned fine piece on Polanski's MacBeth and a great history of the Hollywood Roman Epic.

I cannot stand Catherine Tate. Shrill and witless. Gaahhh!

Damien Love has good taste by and large. He stuck his neck out for Catterick and wrote very well on the Scorcese Dylan documentary. And he always points out interesting 70s US indie films and weirdo horror flicks that are on at 2 in the morning. Only thing he loved I wasn't so keen on was the Chris Isaak show, which was trying to be Larry Sanders with surreal asides but didn't really work.

stew s, Monday, 26 December 2005 00:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.revver.com/video/3694/?__start_session__=1&__session_just_started__=1

I've never missed Gene Siskel so much.

Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 6 January 2006 23:35 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
fucking hell, this is the telegraph! awesome!

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Friday, 3 March 2006 13:28 (eighteen years ago) link

very lengthy interview from 1977 with the one film critic i trust. it contains a hell of a lot of good stuff. imo.

"I think it’s a major cultural disaster for the English-speaking left-wing that Cahiers du cinéma caught the fashion when it did – first with the Nouvelle Vague and then again in May 1968 – and that Positif didn’t. [...] Now I come to think of it, Positif throughout the ‘60s was fed by a double stream, of anarcho-Surrealism and of Marxism, that combined aspects of two alternative extremes — the hippie years as a kind of neo-anarcho-Surrealism, and the rebirth of Marxism. But English-speaking film criticism has been spinning between a right-bank aestheticism and a sort of bourgeois radicalism."

The Man Without Shadow (Enrique), Thursday, 16 March 2006 13:58 (eighteen years ago) link

Quote most relevant to this thread:

"Moreover, one reads against one’s own opinions, doesn’t one? Sometimes one only realises a movie is not being understood or needs defining or attacking by what one’s colleagues say. And then again some disagreements are very affectionate, you know. Grateful, like a friend whom one meets to have arguments with."

Pete Scholtes (Pete Scholtes), Thursday, 16 March 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...
Godfrey Cheshire interviewed at Matt Seitz's blog:


http://mattzollerseitz.blogspot.com/2006/04/cinema-dead-and-alive-interview-with.html


"The success of films like 'Crash' and 'Syriana' represent the creeping erosion of cinematic values by television values. [Judging by the Oscars,] the filmmaking community considers those films artistic. But to me, 'Crash' is the opposite of artistic. Somebody on the news pointed out that on the Village Voice Critics Poll it was #66. It was so far down. It’s not like the Hollywood community said, “Look, the critics have embraced this film!” A lot of critics cried bullshit on it. Nonetheless, that kind of value is overtaking traditional cinematic values just in terms of very basic entertainment terms Hollywood is used to dealing with. That is a terrible phenomenon, too, but it is not a matter of a fluke this year. It’s an ongoing process and the more you see this validated in forums like the Oscars, the more that will become the definition of film art."

Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:33 (eighteen years ago) link


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