CRIKEY! Death by stingray (Steve Irwin killed, RIP)

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On NPR yesterday, every time they mentioned his death they simply called him *Steve Irwin - Conservationist*. it sounded weird. i had no idea about the ted turner land stuff either. (er, famous crazy american who has bought millions of acres of american land for the purpose of conservation for those who don't follow u.s. media tycoons.)

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

The oddest bit from here:

On Tuesday, Australia's federal parliament paused to honour Mr Irwin, whom Prime Minister John Howard said had died in "quintessentially Australian circumstances".

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

"quintessentially Australian circumstances".


wouldn't that be falling down and hitting your head on a rock after too much lager? hahahahahaha, but i kid.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I am still somewhat perplexed by his manner of death, not from the "how can someone die like that?" angle, but rather from the "HOLY SHIT A STINGRAY BARB IN THE HEART?????" angle.

Elliot Smith would've pulled that fucker out and then stuck it back in.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:36 (seventeen years ago) link

:(

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Elliot Ness would have booked the stingray on tax evasion charges.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:37 (seventeen years ago) link

*Steve Irwin - Conservationist*.

The Guardian obit has him as a "television wildlife presenter", all but ignoring the work he did in education and conservationism, basically going for the "he's a wacky and inexplicably popular TV/film star" tack instead. Mind you they also let Germaine Greer loose on him in a vile manner (see upthread), so...

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Eliot would have helped the stingray build a communicator so it could phone home.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

jodie foster would have stabbed that stingray with her cheekbones before it had a chance to strike.

scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't remember that scene in "Nell".

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Did the stingray die? or we ignoring the pain of its loved ones?

Sam: Screwed and Chopped (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck that stingray

ath (ath), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Of course it's tragic that he met an untimely end, but I just can't
see how anyone could see that insane baby-dangling
picture and conclude he was merely "eccentric." He was sadly
unhinged.

Squirrel_Police (Squirrel_Police), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I think he was pretty merrily unhinged, if you want to be
precise about it.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

He wanted his death to be shown on TV, apparently.

StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:12 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, I thought I'd posted that to the thread, but I must have just emailed it to someone instead. Yeah, I'm not entirely sure I want to see that.

ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hey kids, gather around the television for a very special episode of The Crocodile Hunter!"

Yikes.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I'd buy that for a dollar.

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 5 September 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, you're right. They look just like him. Poor kids.

His wife was a snappy dresser, though. I'm sure she'll have no problem finding a replacement.

Butt Dickus (Dick Butkus), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 01:51 (seventeen years ago) link

could a mod bend the rules and figure out a way of embedding this video?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldvKxVCaxaI

have to admit it had me pretty choked up by the end.

oh, wrinklepaws! (Wrinklepaws), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 02:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay.

Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 03:01 (seventeen years ago) link

That video is quite lovely.

Yeah. Part of me thinks "yeah, cool, he's a national hero and an excellent ambassador for the country" and part of me thinks he's like the Hasslehoff of conservationism and WTF with the state funeral malarkey?

Mind you, George Best got as good as a state funeral here - probably the most high-profile funeral outwith Diana and the Queen Mum in my lifetime, so it's not *that* unlikely, I guess, if he's that highly regarded. But is he? An Australian who isn't Esteban to explain, plz.

State funerals here are usually given to former politicians or war veterans, and sometimes to well-known personalities who are deemed to have contributed to the country, like Kerry Packer. It's an honour, but not especially rare. Often it's a matter of enough public demand. AND some pretty vile and controversial people have received a state service in the past, like Sir Joh Bjelke-Petersen.

salexandra (salexander), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 07:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh, it seems there won't be a state funeral anyway:

http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200609/s1734412.htm

Steve Irwin's father says he is determined to carry on his son's work.

Bob Irwin has spoken publicly for the first time since his son was killed by a stingray while diving off Port Douglas in far north Queensland two days ago.

Surrounded by media and those who had come to pay their respects, Mr Irwin held an impromptu press conference at Australia Zoo on the Sunshine Coast.

Hundreds of floral tributes and fan messages acted as a backdrop and family friend John Stainton was by his side.

Mr Irwin described how he was struggling to come to terms with his son's death.

He explained how he and his son had joked about death, but not taken unnecessary risks.

He said their relationship was as mates, rather than father and son.

"I'm a lucky, lucky guy that I've had the opportunity to have a son like Steve," he said.

Mr Irwin said the family had declined the offer of a state funeral.

He said his son would not have wanted a large funeral.

"The state funeral would be refused, because he's an ordinary guy, he's just an ordinary bloke," he said.

"He wants to be remembered as an ordinary bloke."

Mr Irwin also called on the media to respect the family's privacy.

He said his daughter-in-law Terri is coping as well as can be expected.

salexandra (salexander), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Ha ha, a state funeral for a guy who wrestled crocodiles! I love Australia!

Ich Ber Ein Binliner (Dada), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:32 (seventeen years ago) link

.. And people wonder why Weddings and Funerals tend to end in a punch up!

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:37 (seventeen years ago) link

A state funeral? No way that my tax dollars is ever going to pay for Steve Bloody Irwin's funeral...

Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm starting to get the impression that you're not a fan.

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Erm, state funeral as in a QUEENSLAND state funeral. So rest-assured Esteban, your hard-earned dollars are safe, as indeed are Queenslanders' $$$.

salexandra (salexander), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 08:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Queensland can afford it. We have less debt than any other Australian state apparently.

I'm down for runnin' up on them crackers in the city hall... (papa november), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I expect the Big Pineapple brings in a lot of revenue.

C J (C J), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think state means state if you know what I mean (and you probably don't).

Besides, they might have to flog off The Big Rum Bottle and that's unacceptable.

Domenico Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I remember what a good sport Irwin was on Graham Norton's old C4 show - wrestling with a blow up croc in a paddling pool etc. Marvellous.

I had to watch that youtube clip on mute because of fuckin Green Day.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 09:25 (seventeen years ago) link

SI strikes me as a Green Day kinda guy.

Mädchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 10:27 (seventeen years ago) link

http://i4.tinypic.com/2vdlno1.gif

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Y'see, in the old days, the days of Dando and Diana frinstance, there'd have been about a dozen Steve Irwin jokes doing the rounds by now - or maybe I'm not hearing them

Ich Ber Ein Binliner (Dada), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:39 (seventeen years ago) link

But thems were the days before image macros and internet memes!

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:46 (seventeen years ago) link

When people had a sense of humour?

Ich Ber Ein Binliner (Dada), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Not by my recollection, no.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"Up Arrow"

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Esteban, its pretty unfair to worry about your tax dollarsw paying for a funeral when you're obviously a bored undergraduate with too much free time and NOT PAYING TAXES.

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:47 (seventeen years ago) link

Motherfuckers took $15 out of my pay (AT WORK) last week. FIFTEEN DOLLARS!!

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

(I could have purchased a copy of Juggs and a bottle of Pepsi with that $15.)

Eazy-Esteban Buttez (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 12:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Shocked by how much press this is getting. His death pulled a Zahn/King/Cooper trifecta on CNN last night.

Edward III (edward iii), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

SI related activity is pretty much what crippled ilx last night!

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 15:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Coincidentally, The Onion calendar, a couple of days ago:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y93/deathstar461/wtf/Photo_0004.jpg

StanM (StanM), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks Americans for telling us stupid colonial types who should and who should not be honoured with state funerals.

S- (sgh), Thursday, 7 September 2006 03:44 (seventeen years ago) link

And Americans aren't stupid colonial types? They're the stupidest colonial types!

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:29 (seventeen years ago) link

T/S: convicts vs. religious wingnuts

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Although we're STILL full of religious wingnuts

Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 7 September 2006 04:40 (seventeen years ago) link


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