WIAT WHERES YOUR SNORG!!1?!!
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:25 (sixteen years ago) link
i mean it's just bad crazy. she needs to be good crazy, like this http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/74191083.jpg then i'd be a lot more ok with her
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
well yeah
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link
She is Jessica Simpson's retarded, chained-in-the-attic younger sister who is not Ashlee Simpson.
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
snorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorgsnorg aaaargh my day is ruined
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:27 (sixteen years ago) link
born in '88! making me feel old
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:29 (sixteen years ago) link
ok wtf lohan
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me.
next year ppl born in THE NINETIES can buy cigarettes
― deej, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/4615/snorgvx8.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:31 (sixteen years ago) link
THARES UR SNORG BABY!!1
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link
"I'm kind of wearing a hideous dress"
― HI DERE, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
so creepy that 19 year olds are 5 years younger than me
deej, that makes you like 10 years younger than me.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:34 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/7552/snog2ab1.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:38 (sixteen years ago) link
abnvfpa pru9agnwijha 8080808080
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link
http://img503.imageshack.us/img503/135/snog3sg1.jpg
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Well done.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
somehow that isn't on schefter blog yet? wtf
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:50 (sixteen years ago) link
all that, AND she believes in God. Hold me back.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:51 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/CustomerPic_000101.jpg
ok I can actually deal with this.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg BRRRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSSS
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
tyty
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:52 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan, from that photo there appears to be absolutely nothing remarkable about that girl whatsoever.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
I actually kind of like this one:
http://myspace-296.vo.llnwd.net/01246/69/26/1246146296_l.jpg
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
She keeps like she's trying to dislocate her jaw so she can swallow an alligator whole.
― n/a, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"alligator"
― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:56 (sixteen years ago) link
kenan, random girls in idiotic t-shirts are not the same thing as the snorg girl.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
but she has a nice big nose.
ok, i guess i'm alone here.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a270.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00791/96/27/791747269_l.jpg http://a497.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00987/69/44/987124496_l.jpg
ok now im afraid
― jhøshea, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link
My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy. My name is alice and i have brownish curly hair...when i wash it. I kind of want to grow dreadlocks but not sure that i could pull them off. My eyes are super big and 5 different colors. I go to Auburn and i'm obsessed with it!I don't really get bored easily because I'm pretty good at entertaining myself. As long as I'm in a room full of people I'm happy.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
http://a255.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01530/45/27/1530457254_l.jpg WATCH OUT! SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU, BRO!
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
pron intro up there. ^^
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
She's cheerful on the outside because she's dying on the inside.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Can't you see it? The barely contained emotional agony?
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
the snorg girl is a tragic figure, indeed.
i sympathize with her
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
tho i still think she's going to eat my soul
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
imagine for a moment if the snorg girl was a coworker.
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
She has Corey Haim Chronic Open-Mouth Syndrome.
― nickalicious, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
she'd be an improvement over many of them, admittedly
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
i'd probably eat the barrel of a pistol for lunch.
― chicago kevin, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link
Or else she would.
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
jesus christ those shirts are aggravating
― gff, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I GO TO AUBURN AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
ok i shouldn't be making fun of the snorg girl when <a href="http://www.ringo.com/photos/photo.html?photoId=93442899">pictures like this</a> exist of me on the internets huh.
― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
lololol i suck
I REGRET GOING TO MICHIGAN
yeah, she would grin and say something WAY creepy about Satan and then kill herself in front of you
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link
ally, you don't look deeply troubled, you just look like you're faking it a bit
― kenan, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.snorgtees.com/images/LetsHugItOut_F_Fullpic_10.jpg
IM WATCHING U ALLY AND IM OBSESSED WITH IT
― max, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Not sure so much "kill herself" as much as "tear chest apart w/ her fingernails to reveal the rotted, malevolent thing inside, wearing the physical form like a cheap suit".
― Laurel, Wednesday, 23 May 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link
Had a boy. Named it Bob.
Some funny pix of him doing the snorg face, but I think it might be time to let Snorg Girl go, let her go snorg on her own.
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:00 (six years ago) link
pal this is not your first day here
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:03 (six years ago) link
I reversed-image searched those wedding pix, and we're the only ones on the internet who has them.
What if Snorg Girl starts stalking me? Then what?
― pplains, Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:09 (six years ago) link
fair's fair
― j., Wednesday, 24 January 2018 03:10 (six years ago) link
She gave birth to The Chive.
― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 24 January 2018 04:24 (six years ago) link
https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/one-sketchy-photo-shoot-landed-this-womans-face-on-ever-1825216879
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 April 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link
https://tpc.googlesyndication.com/daca_images/simgad/13492724772986564059
― omar little, Monday, 9 July 2018 01:37 (five years ago) link
^I think Herman's Hermits are playing at a nearby Indian casino this week, too. They may not all be the original members, tho.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 04:54 (five years ago) link
Taken as a whole, Indian Reservation gambling produces more revenue than Atlantic City and Las Vegas combined
― rip van wanko, Monday, 9 July 2018 11:09 (five years ago) link
The best part about that deadspin article was the rabbit hole that led me to this piecehttp://thenervousbreakdown.com/jdelsignore/2014/02/is-standing-a-crime/
― El Tomboto, Monday, 9 July 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link
Thx. This part was good:
In those days the turnstiles still accepted tokens, and you could sometimes glimpse the now-lost art of “token sucking.” To pull off the scam, a particularly desperate grifter clogs a turnstile token slot with debris and waits. Soon an unsuspecting mark drops in his token and painfully slams his thighs into a mysteriously unyielding turnstile. The token has not gone through, but is seemingly impossible to retrieve! After some general cursing and banging about, the victim gives up, plunks another token into a functioning turnstile, and moves on with his life. Here our villain swoops back into frame and, lowering his lips to the little token slit, sucks out the precious prize straight into his mouth. He spits it back out into his hand with a piratical grin, and then the token, dried off and rehabilitated, is ready for resale at a slight discount. The decidedly unromantic MetroCard put an end to all that.
And there's more good stuff than just that.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 9 July 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link
Getting snorg vibes from Mahogany Lox, star of the MasterCard ad on Twitter that has been shitting up my feed for the last couple of weeks
― badg, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
Glad I'm not the only one haunted by her, she's taken over my IG feed with promoted posts too. She seems inescapable.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
Of course the latter might be my fault because I made the terrible decision to google who tf she was after she got plastered all over Twitter.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
If you google her she kills you in your dreams, I heard.
― treeship., Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:20 (four years ago) link
Or at least chase you through and endless hallway, mugging all the way.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
"Mahogany Lox" has to be a Pynchon character.
― Bougy! Bougie! Bougé! (Eliza D.), Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
hahaha
― sleeve, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
snorg vibes despite only half a head being visible
https://i.ibb.co/RcSZP8K/snorg-vibes.jpg
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link
the snorg girl tattooed "hakuna matata" on her foot, got married, had kids, went normcorehttps://www.instagram.com/alicekipling
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link
what a wonderful phrase
― Change Display Name: (stevie), Monday, 28 December 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
It means “no worries”
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 December 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link
i got an ad for "snorgtees" on fb.
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:02 (nine months ago) link
snorgnftees
― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:08 (nine months ago) link
Did we ever discuss this https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22689315
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:09 (nine months ago) link
Or indeed this https://www.primermagazine.com/2008/love/40-semi-interesting-facts-about-alice-the-snorgtees-girl
― serving aunt (stevie), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:12 (nine months ago) link
literally everyone 35 yo and younger gets all of their t-shirts from the internet now
― ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 17:14 (nine months ago) link
Counterpoint: my teenager buys all his T-shirts at H&M at the mall
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:27 (nine months ago) link
and that H&M is constantly full of people and I am the only one over 35
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 18 July 2023 18:28 (nine months ago) link