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Ed (dali), Saturday, 29 November 2003 00:08 (twenty years ago) link

Amazing. Like a comedic version of Bad Lieutenant - as in, the plot of the movie is right there in the title, and seldom veers from said plot (or lack therof) - BillyBob is terrific (tho I must admit I have sat through each of his movies, including the abhorrent Pushing Tin - I'm a big fan) and the movie is definitely worth seeing. I'm already psyched for the DVD!

roger adultery (roger adultery), Saturday, 29 November 2003 11:31 (twenty years ago) link

Best line in Ghostworld = "He'd better be careful he doens't get AIDS when he date-rapes her." (Said of football captain and prom queen, I think.)

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 29 November 2003 11:48 (twenty years ago) link

I went to see it today, tanked up on coffee and with no expectations to speak of, laughed like an idiot for at least the first 45 minutes. Do I even need to say it's a one-joke movie? Billy Bob gives good cuss, Bernie Mac is still not as funny as I expect him to be - his best face (the surly yet dumbstruck one) is still good, but he doesn't deliver on it. John Ritter has a "nice" little turn. RIP. A really odd choice for local hero Terry Zwigoff, this film has the feel of an "inbetweener", but is still well worth the matinee price I paid.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:44 (twenty years ago) link

i hear it's very funny

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:47 (twenty years ago) link

I hear it's funny too but I'm skeptical, perhaps because I hated Ghost World

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:50 (twenty years ago) link

i was not a big ghost world the movie fan either

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:52 (twenty years ago) link

that is because you hate fun

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:53 (twenty years ago) link

It is nothing like Ghost World (which I love).

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:54 (twenty years ago) link

I mean crumb was good

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:55 (twenty years ago) link

See that poster upthread? Stare at it for ten seconds, then decide if you want to see the film. It's a pretty accurate advertisement for the movie.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 30 November 2003 06:59 (twenty years ago) link

see, it's the kid that worries me

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 30 November 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

that poster is hilarious, i'm actually incredulous that the movie could possibly live up to it

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 30 November 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

but the kid

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 30 November 2003 07:01 (twenty years ago) link

that said, the kid never makes that expression throughout the entire movie. I warmed to the kid, but no, he wasn't initially all that welcome.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 30 November 2003 07:01 (twenty years ago) link

but stare into that elf's face. Therein lies the key.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 30 November 2003 07:02 (twenty years ago) link

The kid ruined the trailer for me.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:07 (twenty years ago) link

how much gilmore girl is in this?

cinniblount (James Blount), Sunday, 30 November 2003 08:40 (twenty years ago) link

her not being in the poster is an ominous sign

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 30 November 2003 09:02 (twenty years ago) link

i mean, they put the kid in and not lauren graham? and they want people to come see this?

J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 30 November 2003 09:02 (twenty years ago) link

she was very endearing on conan

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 30 November 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

I took Adam's advice, I wanna see this film!!!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 30 November 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

There's something about a film that goes out of its way to be utterly appalling that makes me want to see it in the worst way. Bad Santa is a demonstration of this. Whoever greenlighted this is a genius, and all I've seen is the trailer.

-
Alan

Alan Conceicao, Sunday, 30 November 2003 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

fuckmesantafuckmesantafuckmesanta

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

I saw it at a matinee, and four elderly people walked about halfway through - I guess they were expecting The Santa Clause - missing the redemption. I like how Zwigoff is the anti-Alexander Payne, it would be too easy to be misanthropic with the characters and topics he dealt with.

The ending isn't as bad as I'd been led to believe, and for once the really-dark ending wouldn't have satisfied me.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 05:07 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yeah I saw this in Chicago, it wasn't as funny as I expected. But it was ok.

NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 14:53 (twenty years ago) link

There's something about a film that goes out of its way to be utterly appalling that makes me want to see it in the worst way.

I really, really liked the black comedy aspect. So much so I resented the redemption and rehumanization aspect.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

j. lu OTfookin'M

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 11 December 2003 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

seven months pass...
Has anyone seen the DVD release with the x-rated footage they cut out? Is it worth renting? Because I thought it was about the funniest goddamn thing I saw last year. "You're not gonna shit right for a week!"

Harold Media (kenan), Saturday, 7 August 2004 01:27 (nineteen years ago) link

this is what I hate about ILE.

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 7 August 2004 01:32 (nineteen years ago) link

wow, the beginning of this thread is amazing... i hope the dvd of this has more bernie mac; his brief part was pretty great

dave k, Saturday, 7 August 2004 01:59 (nineteen years ago) link

this is what I hate about ILE.

Ok, you stumped me. What is it that you hate about ILE?

Harold Media (kenan), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:05 (nineteen years ago) link

whatever it puts in front of me.

not really, btw.

RJG (RJG), Saturday, 7 August 2004 02:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I liked it.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 August 2004 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link

badder santa isnt worth getting - i could only pinpoint about 2 extra scenes, one in a strip club. so if you like to go out of your way to check out some extra titties on a dvd, this ones for you.

bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 9 August 2004 17:18 (nineteen years ago) link

"are you off yr fuckin meds?"

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 9 August 2004 18:03 (nineteen years ago) link

ASSCLOWN!

who@who.com, Monday, 9 August 2004 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

one month passes...
this movie was really fucking funny!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 September 2004 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

100000x better than ghost world

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 September 2004 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

billy bob thornton is a national treasure!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 September 2004 01:41 (nineteen years ago) link

a guy down in front when i went to see it had his very young kids with him! not a christmas movie, dude!

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

how much badder is badder santa?

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

that bernie mac speech about billybob thornton's sex drive is classic

dave k, Monday, 20 September 2004 03:25 (nineteen years ago) link

how much badder is badder santa?

badder santa isnt worth getting - i could only pinpoint about 2 extra scenes, one in a strip club. so if you like to go out of your way to check out some extra titties on a dvd, this ones for you.

-- bill stevens (bscrubbin...), August 9th, 2004 1:18 PM. (bscrubbins)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Would this have been (even) better without the studio-enforced semi-happy ending?

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:08 (nineteen years ago) link

this was way funnier than it should have been.

but why aren't we talking about "mr. 3000"??????

amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:19 (nineteen years ago) link

ah yes thank you milo. and bill.

g--ff (gcannon), Monday, 20 September 2004 05:05 (nineteen years ago) link

the advent calendar is killing me

Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 20 September 2004 05:23 (nineteen years ago) link

billy bob's performance in this movie kind of reminds me of jeff bridges in the big lebowski, this sort of don't-blink absurdist deadpan character study. i love that!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:33 (nineteen years ago) link

This looks good. Is it getting a UK release?

Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 20 September 2004 13:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Will await w/interest

Mark G, Monday, 21 November 2016 19:17 (seven years ago) link

am hearing terrible

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:19 (seven years ago) link

there's no way this isn't going to be godawful

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:22 (seven years ago) link

yeah quite aside from the usual years-later unnecessary sequel concerns the first film was kinda good against the odds, chances of that happening again are slim

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:26 (seven years ago) link

i'd weigh in that the original had a lot of weird factors that contributed to its existence

the Coen brothers doing uncredited script doctoring, Zwigoff directing but the editing keeping it light (the director's cut is somehow darker and less funny), Cloris Leachman as the senile grandmother....

yeah, no high hopes here, but i will watch it

mh 😏, Monday, 21 November 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link

Seeing the Welsh talk upthread reminds me that I was recently reminded that there was a movie of Acid House I completely forgot about released in '99, which was made up of the title story and two others from the book.

a full playlist of presidential apocalypse jams (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 21 November 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

I think I watched that but I have absolutely no memory of it whatsoever

mh 😏, Monday, 21 November 2016 19:35 (seven years ago) link

(the director's cut is somehow darker and less funny)

No kidding, he excised the best gag in the movie.

Dan Worsley, Monday, 21 November 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

well one thing I can say: if the turnout for this (free!) screening is anything to go by, people do not give a fuck about this film

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Monday, 21 November 2016 21:14 (seven years ago) link

I get the feeling that despite it's absolute shiteness I'll probably end up liking this. Despite both the actor/character dying I get the feeling Bernie Mac is a big loss for any bullshit sequel, he's at least a quarter of what I liked about the original.

calzino, Monday, 21 November 2016 21:31 (seven years ago) link

haaaalf

mh 😏, Monday, 21 November 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

(you walked into that one)

mh 😏, Monday, 21 November 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link

fair enough

calzino, Monday, 21 November 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link

No kidding, he excised the best gag in the movie.

― Dan Worsley, Monday, November 21, 2016 1:42 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which one do you mean? Def ruined the ending. Also cutting the getting punched in the nuts while boxing gag

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 21 November 2016 22:09 (seven years ago) link

Re Acid House - I remember seeing "Screenplay by Irvine Welsh" and thinking "Uh-oh"

Rightly, as it turned out. Being a bunch of short stories, some were OK, but when they were bad, they were very bad.

Mark G, Monday, 21 November 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link

there's only 3 of the short stories from the book in the film, it is a bad film

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Monday, 21 November 2016 22:32 (seven years ago) link

yyyyeeeahh so

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Monday, 21 November 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

I think we're OK to just use this thread to talk about shitty Irvine Welsh flicks

diary of a mod how's life (wins), Monday, 21 November 2016 22:50 (seven years ago) link

No kidding, he excised the best gag in the movie.

― Dan Worsley, Monday, November 21, 2016 1:42 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which one do you mean? Def ruined the ending. Also cutting the getting punched in the nuts while boxing gag

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, November 21, 2016 5:09 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

asked and answered

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 November 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link

'the best thing about 'bad santa' was the STORY'

― Theorry Henry (Enrique), Tuesday, November 1, 2005 9:58 AM (eleven years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 November 2016 23:06 (seven years ago) link

No kidding, he excised the best gag in the movie.

― Dan Worsley, Monday, November 21, 2016 1:42 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which one do you mean? Def ruined the ending. Also cutting the getting punched in the nuts while boxing gag

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, November 21, 2016 5:09 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

asked and answered

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 21 November 2016 22:58

I like the film but I would have cut that scene too.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 00:07 (seven years ago) link

That scene ruled, nut-knock based slapstick is always funny

Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 00:46 (seven years ago) link

No kidding, he excised the best gag in the movie.

― Dan Worsley, Monday, November 21, 2016 1:42 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

which one do you mean? Def ruined the ending. Also cutting the getting punched in the nuts while boxing gag

― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, November 21, 2016 5:09 PM (forty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

asked and answered

Ha, no. The gag about the safebreaker who could get into anything, even Margaret Thatcher's pussy.
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, November 21, 2016 10:58 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

That last resply was from me not caek obv.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 16:19 (seven years ago) link

reply even.

Dan Worsley, Tuesday, 22 November 2016 16:20 (seven years ago) link

So, what did wins think?

Mark G, Tuesday, 29 November 2016 00:27 (seven years ago) link

god, i don't know which version of the original I've seen now...

Lennon, Elvis, Hendrix etc (dog latin), Tuesday, 29 November 2016 10:02 (seven years ago) link

nine months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgoSq_2I8aM

louie mensch (milo z), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 08:03 (six years ago) link

Shouldn't have had Marcus respond - just staring at him for an empty 10 seconds would have made this one of the best scenes ever.

louie mensch (milo z), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 08:04 (six years ago) link


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