all you people with the "i pee right before i shower" thing--do you ever take showers at odd times of day, because you're hot or something? is your life really that routinized?
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link
the sound of the water as its warming up makes me wanna pee
― plax (ico), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
no, i p freely
― dell (del), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
urine kills athlete's foot y'all
― erin brokovich (rip van wanko), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:23 (thirteen years ago) link
also good for jellyfish stings. peed on my own leg once cuz of that
― kanellos (gbx), Sunday, 12 December 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link
u dont need to be stung by a jellyfish to pee on ur own leg
― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:06 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah i never do. i don't really think it's that gross, but call me crazy i just always pee in the toilet before i shower in the morning
― john water (harbl), Sunday, December 5, 2010 5:45 PM (1 week ago)
yeah baltimore posters otm in this thread, except i do think it's kinda gross. plus i share a shower with another person?
anyway i do have sort of a routine, i almost always 1) turn on the shower to get the water hot 2) pee IN THE TOLIET 3) leave it unflushed so the "pipes don't get messed up" or whatever and make my shower cold (this might be in my head) then 4) flush after i'm done
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:21 (thirteen years ago) link
i felt weird posting that and it kinda reminded my why i never post to iltmi
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:22 (thirteen years ago) link
what about the instances when you're sharing a shower? Do you pee then? Ask permission?
― kate78, Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post - dude, you're banned from ILTMI. I have no idea why but you have been ever since I became a mod.
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Which is not to say that I did it, just that you have been at least as long as I've been able to see board bans.
i asked to be right when it was formed, lol - i actually don't think i'm banned anymore though? iirc i posted something a month ago or so
― k3vin k., Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link
It says you are when I look at the board bans. idk though - I might be reading it wrong or something
― ˙❤‿❤˙˙❤‿❤˙ (ENBB), Sunday, 12 December 2010 05:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Monday, 13 December 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
18 filthy liars....
― Without warning, a wizard walks by. (Viceroy), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:13 (thirteen years ago) link
I occasionally piss in the shower. These things happen when you're taking a shit.
― À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:16 (thirteen years ago) link
what the fuck @ 62 of you
i don't tend to flip over household stuff but i would lose my shit if i discovered anyone i lived with (and shared the shower with) ever did this
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link
77.5% of your flatmates pee in the shower sorry
― conrad, Monday, 13 December 2010 00:26 (thirteen years ago) link
i don't tend to flip over household stuff but i would lose my shit if i discovered anyone i lived with (and shared the shower with) ever did this― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Sunday, December 12, 2010 6:20 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
― lex lex lex lex lex on the track BOW (lex pretend), Sunday, December 12, 2010 6:20 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
irrational imo
y'all know urine is sterile right
― kanellos (gbx), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:28 (thirteen years ago) link
yo everybody sleepover at lex's tonight, I will be bartending and serving everybody diuretics
― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link
for appetizers, ~asparagus~ will be served
― deej me how to whiney (dayo), Monday, 13 December 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link
i thought this was really gross when i first heard of people doing it but apparently it's a common thing?? i pee in toilet right before getting in shower always...
― ciderpress, Monday, 13 December 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-29552557
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 10 October 2014 09:14 (nine years ago) link
Why don't they just not flush the toilet for the first pee of the day? I don't see the need to pee in the shower.
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Friday, 10 October 2014 09:46 (nine years ago) link
you do understand though that the water coming out of the shower and travelling down the plughole carrys the pee away with it
― conrad, Friday, 10 October 2014 11:11 (nine years ago) link
Showers aren't as powerful in the UK as they are in the US. A miserable dribble of lukewarm water is not unusual.
― Twist of Caliphate (Bob Six), Friday, 10 October 2014 11:17 (nine years ago) link
A miserable dribble of lukewarm water is not unusual.
yeah, my bladder function isn't what it once was either
― john wahey (NickB), Friday, 10 October 2014 11:25 (nine years ago) link
I think ive started to do this more as a direct result of this thread btw
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Friday, 26 August 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link
best if you pee in the shower while you're drinking a beer
― mh 😏, Friday, 26 August 2016 02:54 (seven years ago) link
I fear going to prison or joining a football team and showering in a big white room with multiple nozzles sticking out of the wall. I'm not sure how I'd handle my many year habit of having a second morning pee after I relax in the hot water.
I no longer pee in the sink because it was causing strain on my calf muscles and spots on my mirror.
― Zachary Taylor, Friday, 26 August 2016 04:25 (seven years ago) link