Gallery of unfortunate band photos

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tarkio's omnibus is filled with mispronounced/misused words too

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Friday, 10 December 2010 06:25 (2 years ago) Permalink

but then again they misspelled their own name so the d's are clearly on another level

a nan, a bal, an anal ― (abanana), Friday, 10 December 2010 06:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

guy from belle & sebastian

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:05 (2 years ago) Permalink

that's just creepy

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:23 (2 years ago) Permalink

he looks like Greg Germann

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

grr

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

why does photoshop make everybody look washed out and shiny?

hate this aesthetic

fuckin magnates, why don't they work (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

yeah it makes everyone look like mannequin/alien clones

Square-Panted Sponge Robert (VegemiteGrrrl), Friday, 10 December 2010 22:38 (2 years ago) Permalink

see when i see this thread i always have to go and look at this one i started.

i'm sorry but none of these bands look very interesting. they need swords or something...

i could look at band pictures all day. bad and good.

scott seward, Friday, 10 December 2010 22:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha omg love that thread

~~~memories~~~

i genuinely thought when i first joined that he was the admin (ilxor), Friday, 10 December 2010 23:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

Okkervil River (esp. the guy in the middle)

slouching, unshaven, thick-necked, unstylish, pig-eyed (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:17 (2 years ago) Permalink

itt:p4k

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 15:22 (2 years ago) Permalink

old dude on the far right looks like he's posing for a nice classic band photo on the set next to them and accidentally got cut into the photo, lol

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:41 (2 years ago) Permalink

dude from vampire weekend

slouching, unshaven, thick-necked, unstylish, pig-eyed (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:42 (2 years ago) Permalink

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

keep it bookmarked

slouching, unshaven, thick-necked, unstylish, pig-eyed (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:54 (2 years ago) Permalink

loving this new DN

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

dn vmic

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

thx

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 17:59 (2 years ago) Permalink

u shd get rid of the 'imo' tho, make it looks it look kinda insincere

imo

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

en ingles = makes it look kinda insincere

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:01 (2 years ago) Permalink

hahaha my eye completely glossed over that

Boo Radely and the Super Fury Aminal (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:02 (2 years ago) Permalink

dying here

puff pastry hangman (admrl), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

worst marching band ever

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:16 (2 years ago) Permalink

Rotherhithe Crayfish formed in Nethulah, OR in 2005 when frontman Darlin Oberhausen (2nd right) met xylophonist Tré Klimpfner at a half-way house for recovering khat addicts. Their debut album 'Toad/Toad/Nematode' will be available for download exclusively from GlaxoSmithKline in April. Oberhausen relates tales of backwoods chicanery, incest and Pentecostal psychosis in his patented 'choady' drawl while Klimpfner devotes two songs to his cyclothymic goat, Lavinia.

max bro'd (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

such japes.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 4 January 2011 18:19 (2 years ago) Permalink

Danielson

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

thirdalternative, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:28 (2 years ago) Permalink

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:29 (2 years ago) Permalink

need some sort of uk landfill indie vs us p4k indie unfortunate photo contest

deejeuner sur l'herb (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:30 (2 years ago) Permalink

lol @ "landfill indie"

ilxor this could be a standout thread for you imo (ilxor), Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:31 (2 years ago) Permalink

"look, it's going to get out anyway: our mate here is suffering from dioxin poisoning and we just want you to know that he's still in the band."

kkvgz, Tuesday, 11 January 2011 20:34 (2 years ago) Permalink

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 09:45 (2 years ago) Permalink

Most English looking band I've ever seen.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 11:56 (2 years ago) Permalink

looks like theyre serving detention

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 14:12 (2 years ago) Permalink

They got caught with some weed behind the sports hall, but they weren't smoking it properly.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 14:13 (2 years ago) Permalink

Sirius.B brings to you the finest Absurdist Gypsy Folk Funk Punk that the world has to offer. Their "impressively irreverent, combustible, three-ring circus of sound" (as described by the Mountain Xpress) is formed using an ancient recipe of gypsy melodies, Andean folk instrumentation, and Uzbekistani dance rhythms blended with a solid base created from some elements of American rock.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

nonononono....this thread just exploded with wrongness

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

least punchable band member of Sirius B: GO

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:53 (2 years ago) Permalink

Imhotep. Actual band member name. I shit you not.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 19:55 (2 years ago) Permalink

AWESOME

Are you anticipating an end to the Age of Stupid? (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 21:27 (2 years ago) Permalink

At least they are classy enough to enlist Weird Al as a guitarist

big ed girlie (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 21:36 (2 years ago) Permalink

the cellist could look like a nice gentleman if he were in another context. the rest, how i wish i had six fists.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 21:43 (2 years ago) Permalink

this is where I enact my new phrase 'omg running at u with knives'. I feel it is appropriate for this particular band photo.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:08 (2 years ago) Permalink

knives: they fly @ u face!

big ed girlie (Pillbox), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:18 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's a brilliant turn of phrase, but I dunno, it seems like a lot of work to shout,"omg running at u with knives!" while you're running, especially if you tend to get out of breath easily. I'd suggest simply grunting "omgrrrrargh"and letting your victims figure out what you're saying based on context cues, such as the running and the knives.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:24 (2 years ago) Permalink

it's much more effective in printed form.

In the physical world, it would be manifested by me actually running at them with knives without announcement, rather than yelling it and giving the game away.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:33 (2 years ago) Permalink

you've really thought out this "murdering Sirius B" thing, haven't you? ;)

on reflection, the girl on the right is the least punchable because (1) the red AIDS awareness ribbon (if that's what it is) on her hat shows that she has at least a passing concern for a greater cause than figuring out how to clean the spit out her melodica (2) her smile isn't goofy/ironic; and (3) she's set slightly apart from the rest of the group, opening up the possibility that she was photoshopped into the frame to meet the band's "one sane-looking person who looks like they don't belong" quota.

i probably busted a nut when i was tossing her cookie salad (unregistered), Wednesday, 12 January 2011 22:57 (2 years ago) Permalink

dying to punch the accordion guy

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:00 (2 years ago) Permalink

girl on the right gets it bc she plays melodica. I don't need any more reason than that.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 12 January 2011 23:01 (2 years ago) Permalink


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