this was the thread where grady taught me how to have sex
― gimme schefter (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link
hi five
― gr8080 of missing ILX (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:14 (thirteen years ago) link
Don't want to dwell but the blonde doesn't have nuts, why?
― unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link
because they would get in the way of the clit
― Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 8 December 2010 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link
Suddenly I feel like an idiot.
― unintentional boob pic (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 08:06 (thirteen years ago) link
eat once, drink once, pass the salt when she asks, talk once, compliment once, then get in the pool
― gr8080, Wednesday, January 16, 2008 9:30 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I have started using this strategy irl
― Just Another Lyre (Curt1s Stephens), Wednesday, March 24, 2010 3:21 PM (2 years ago)
― Here Comes Abbryone (Abbbottt), Monday, 2 April 2012 02:14 (twelve years ago) link
"my name is legion for I am many" - ring a bell to you ghouls?
lol tombot killed it on this thread
― same old song and placenta (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 2 April 2012 03:13 (twelve years ago) link
Ariane gets a visual update for the forthcoming sequel.http://arianeb.wordpress.com/2012/01/09/finally-a-new-comic/
― beanz meanz lulz (snoball), Monday, 2 April 2012 08:00 (twelve years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/sita/index.htm
the sequel's out, in beta
it seems a bit rubbishy
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 May 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link
Fun times on this thread.
I like the tilty lady on the front page of the new one.
― emil.y, Sunday, 12 May 2013 19:10 (ten years ago) link
it seems to be a traditional Visual Novel and as such there's nowhere near the crazy complexity of the decision branching in the original. have finished one story line that was kinda funny tho.
― Koné 2013 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 May 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/bathroom1.jpg
getting close
― 'scuse me while i make the sky cum (k3vin k.), Sunday, 12 May 2013 19:15 (ten years ago) link
Wey, I was trying to remember the name of this game the other day.
― oppet, Sunday, 12 May 2013 20:35 (ten years ago) link
from the FAQ
<i>I like the music, is there a soundtrack album?
Most of the music is by Marc Riedinger, and most of it can be purchased here. I would just retitle the tracks: 1) Paula's Lab, 2) Raptor Hunt, 3) Tower of Ion, 4) SITA Main Title, 6) Veronica's Ride, 7) Rock Golem, 8) The Maguffin Job, 9) Forest Trail, 10) The LARP, 11) Sci-Fi Convention, 12) Medusa, 13) Dance of the Vampire Stripper.</i>
― JLB Credit (Jack BS), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link
http://videogamedad.tumblr.com/post/58544684684
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 11 September 2013 14:59 (ten years ago) link
HuffPost Politics @HuffPostPol 3hHow good is your Arianna impression? http://huff.to/1jvH1YD
I misread that and almost clicked.
― andrew m., Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:03 (nine years ago) link
lol
― mattresslessness, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:05 (nine years ago) link
i have no idea what this is but i tried to play it
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:41 (nine years ago) link
did you fuck her
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 03:54 (nine years ago) link
no! your walkthrough upthread needs to be more comprehensive
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:08 (nine years ago) link
did she turn into Mr. Que
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:27 (nine years ago) link
wow she looks way less ridiculous now in the new 2014 preview
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 04:29 (nine years ago) link
Yeah, the stills that have been updated are pretty great. I haven't looked at it in a couple years, so I'm rusty. The game I just played ended with Parcheesi and a kiss goodnight.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 06:20 (nine years ago) link
hey i did it on my third try. don't think i ever managed it last time around. obviously in the intervening years i have improved my game significantly.
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 06:30 (nine years ago) link
she gave me a 7/10, but no dice
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 14:57 (nine years ago) link
OH SHIT
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/d_files/ariane/1_start.html
well that didn't work right
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:04 (nine years ago) link
What was it supposed to do?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link
these things are walkthroughs
― markers, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 15:13 (nine years ago) link
i think you're supposed to sleep with her. this game sucks.
"supposed to" i'm not even sure that's the objective
true, we could just be trying to have a nice night with her, form a genuine connection, but this game makes PUAs of us all.
― Merdeyeux, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link
Give her a compliment -> "You look beautiful" -> Read a poem -> "IN XANADU DID KUBLA KHAN"
Hot date 4 sho
Also"I love Jazz! I think it`s romantic. "http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/slow1.jpg
This guy needs to team up with ZS
― Øystein, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 18:56 (nine years ago) link
http://sergioboyfriend.com/index-9.shtml
― 龜, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:04 (nine years ago) link
good luck markers
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:41 (nine years ago) link
i'll need it
― markers, Tuesday, 22 July 2014 01:44 (nine years ago) link
Yes! Finally!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 August 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).― Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:48 AM (7 years ago)
― Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:48 AM (7 years ago)
Oh, apparently I've done it before...SEVEN YEARS AGO.
Lights on this time, though...and twice!
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 16 August 2015 23:31 (eight years ago) link
This fuckin thread
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 16 August 2015 23:58 (eight years ago) link
rofl JF
― Cosmic Slop, Monday, 17 August 2015 01:44 (eight years ago) link
Lol this still exists
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 09:09 (three years ago) link
My philosophical goal is to write the “Great American Visual Novel”
― butch wig (diamonddave85), Monday, 14 August 2023 17:55 (eight months ago) link
My most regrettable fap
― Allen (etaeoe), Monday, 14 August 2023 18:30 (eight months ago) link
i'm no erotic visual novel historian but if you look in the visual novel section (nsfw obvs) on steam, it appears that the ariane series was hugely influential on the western developed titles. maybe the author did in fact write the Great American Visual Novel
― butch wig (diamonddave85), Monday, 14 August 2023 20:02 (eight months ago) link